DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

So the 'chill interactive buildup sessions' are literally hitting almost a full hour on the late streams, huh? Some incredible content Phillip. Looking forward to them being 50% of the night streams in a year's time

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Legit unhinged pretending to not remember the eat it rant lmao

Eat it rant is in the pahdcast intro video he just debuted this week.

 

[Warblade]

There goes my hero....

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

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This is 100% foreshadowing for tomorrow, too. There will be a rambling segment at least twenty minutes long and probably longer about how awful mowlth-drooling morahns on the Internet today hyperfixate on the stupidest things, and they can’t move ahn from the Incident, or whether he said comes in denim, and all these things, while he’s BEEN moved on and is living his best life, dood.

I wouldn’t be surprised if at least half the airtime tomorrow on this supposed Mega-Man focused marathon is just him ranting about the Incident and detractors.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I wish Phil's general perception would move on from "The Incident", whether it was fake or not or whatever he thinks about it. Because he's so much more of a begging scumbag the past decade.

 

[Elbe]

There goes my hero....
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Probably OIC, ICS, or similar retard juggling a million sock accounts.

 

[PhilTRAINWRECKdentedREAL]

This is 100% foreshadowing for tomorrow, too. There will be a rambling segment at least twenty minutes long and probably longer about how awful mowlth-drooling morahns on the Internet today hyperfixate on the stupidest things, and they can’t move ahn from the Incident, or whether he said comes in denim, and all these things, while he’s BEEN moved on and is living his best life, dood.

I wouldn’t be surprised if at least half the airtime tomorrow on this supposed Mega-Man focused marathon is just him ranting about the Incident and detractors.

If there is a God then Phil will make less then 200 dollars tomorrow and will have a all time great meltdown. But we are now in a Godless land and the Dents will shower him in DentBucks as they can no longer afford to eat due to inflation.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Whatever Phil does tomorrow, it will suck because he's physically incapable of either being funny or laughing at himself. It will be the same lame fucking jokes he's already made about "bursting", then he'll say he's so much happier now and we're a bunch of hyperfocused retards.

As an aside, in the day stream today, Phil explained why he can't:
1) fly (airports are too dangerous)
2) skydive, bungee jump, or do anything else risky (you only do these things if your life has been easy)
3) own a grill (even though he made up the law, based on what he said, his yard isn't even 10 feet wide)
4) go to Seattle, which he now claims is an hour away even though it's 20 minutes (it's a deathtrap)
5) take a vacation (owns a cat)
6) go on a cruise (overpriced and goes to tourist traps).

Yes, it certainly sounds a happy life that we're all jealous of.

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

Whatever Phil does tomorrow, it will suck because he's physically incapable of either being funny or laughing at himself. It will be the same lame fucking jokes he's already made about "bursting", then he'll say he's so much happier now and we're a bunch of hyperfocused retards.

As an aside, in the day stream today, Phil explained why he can't:
1) fly (airports are too dangerous)
2) skydive, bungee jump, or do anything else risky (you only do these things if your life has been easy)
3) own a grill (even though he made up the law, based on what he said, his yard isn't even 10 feet wide)
4) go to Seattle, which he now claims is an hour away even though it's 20 minutes (it's a deathtrap)
5) take a vacation (owns a cat)
6) go on a cruise (overpriced and goes to tourist traps).

Yes, it certainly sounds a happy life that we're all jealous of.

It really speaks to how terrified he is of interacting with the outside world, alongside the fact that he has no interest in experiencing anything outside of the internet and things being delivered to his door. He lives in one of the top 3/5 or so places in the entire country to do various outdoor recreation activities, and he's NEVER done anything. He might as well live in rural North Dakota as long as it has 1. Amazon delivery and 2. up to 20 or so various fast food restaurants that participate in DoorDash.

He can't even imagine skydiving FOR FUN, which it is BTW try it I have, or go on a cruise to experience the Caribbean or Alaska or Italy or whatever. Unable to conceptualize that some people aren't afraid of life and want to do things.

I would bet there is a better than 50% chance he never leaves King County Washington ever again. Why would he? There could be trolls in public, he gets things delivered, why leave

 

[Coffee Man]

I know we have the theory that he wanted to move closer to his relatives in Washington so he could mooch off of them. Do you think he has ever considered it would be better to just move somewhere with a lower cost of living, considering he can do this work anywhere?

Ah who am I kidding? He's all about the path of least resistance. I know that.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I know we have the theory that he wanted to move closer to his relatives in Washington so he could mooch off of them. Do you think he has ever considered it would be better to just move somewhere with a lower cost of living, considering he can do this work anywhere?

Ah who am I kidding? He's all about the path of least resistance. I know that.

Phil has been and he just gets snippy.

That middle condo is his one and only bargaining chip. It's what makes him a mature adult. It's what has gotten him two women to live with him. It's the one thing he can be proud about while streaming everyday begging retards.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He's either scared of grills or is too stupid to use them.

Yes.

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

Stream saved by UQN, dropping a late $25 after just getting home from work. Guy is a wagie, comes home from the coal mine and drops what must be half his daily salary on Phil. Truly galaxy brained behavior.

 

[Elbe]

Phil has moved swiftly from owning the meme to shilling the meme.

He just announced he's lined up a super-special bust-themed animation for tomorrow's marathon - but it'll cost ya.

 

[Love Is Blue]

He just announced he's lined up a super-special bust-themed animation for tomorrow's marathon - but it'll cost ya.

will it trigger with a 220 dahllar khantribution?

 

[Moar Krabs]

Hard to believe its really been 10 years since the Fappening. Crazy how time flies

 

[Inauspicious Scholar]

In honor of this sacred day, I looked back and asked myself: what is your favorite frame of the Burst? The thing is, many people adore the climax, but I prefer the tasteful, dead-eyed plateau Phil.
That is to say,
Any other choice picks?

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Debunking yet another Phail lie:

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Debunking Phail's grill lie

In classic Phail-style he probably created a new reality based on someone from the HOA telling him once to be careful where the charcoal goes while grilling outside

If there is a God then Phil will make less then 200 dollars tomorrow and will have a all time great meltdown. But we are now in a Godless land and the Dents will shower him in DentBucks as they can no longer afford to eat due to inflation.

As I said earlier in the week, judging by the low tips all week it's very likely the dents have been holding up to splurge during the buttsting.

He'll spam the burst face emote and repeat "the camera was on" the whole day... It's a hard pass for me looking forward to see the highlights on here.

 

[Warblade]

 

[shekelshoah666]

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Remember to watch the entire segment in kahntext (it makes it much much worse)