💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

AltisticRight said:
How many loser nepobaby e-grifters do we need until people realise they're worthless?
Hasanabi: nepo roach, terrorist simp
Nick Rekieta: family has a petrol dynasty, calls Null a paedophile because this website is no longer his troll shield.
Jer: This flagging scamming freak.
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And all of them happen to abuse their dogs.
 
deleuzeon said:
I hate how twitchy he is and I hate his podunk accent and how he talks. He can't even say the word cards but he has a whole show about cards. He says key-YARR-ds. The word is card. Bigger crime than any of his coffee fraud in my opinion. Learn to speak English fatass
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He kind of reads like Hasan Piker if Hasan didn't know how to read.

Rushed, flat, monotone, visibly hates to read.

Jer barely gets the edge as the worst reader by being illiterate. But Hasan almost reads exactly like him.
 
I did some reading through Jeremy's coffee website to get a better idea of his products and I came across the page for bourbon flavoured coffee. This reads like it was written by an illiterate jeet ran through the filter of an AI that struggled greatly to make it make sense:

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Normally a real bourbon flavoured coffee is done by storing the beans in a bourbon barrel to take on some of those aromas and flavours, but I have no doubt the flavouring is as artificial as the description. It claims some flavour comes from bourbon's maturation in seasoned casks but by law bourbon MUST be matured in brand new oak casks, another fuck up.
The whole "herbal" profile is just a flat out lie, it contradicts every other flavour that would result from this.

The packaging looks like AI and the description reads like it too, fuck you Jer you lazy cunt

Archived in case he tries to fix this disaster
 
30+GameOvers said:
"There is a war coming. Kek is on my side"
Apparently not, since the entire internet turned against this retard.
Speaking of which, does he have that stupid "meme war veteran" hat or am I thinking of somebody else? He definitely seems the type.
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He does have that hat. Warski laughed at Jer for the meme war veteran hat and Jer sent Warski a DM saying that he couldn't wait until Andy was found dead in a ditch.
 
Nut Vicious said:
He does have that hat. Warski laughed at Jer for the meme war veteran hat and Jer sent Warski a DM saying that he couldn't wait until Andy was found dead in a ditch.
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TotalBiscuit vibes, considering that Jeremy is the most likely candidate here to end up dead in a ditch, and sooner than he might think with his rampant alcoholism.
 
GreenGodzilla456 said:
LUS is lowkey a lolcow himself but here he shows lots of cringe Cuckering content (some now deleted) from when Jer got his MtG ban:

Worth checking out. Starts at 20:40.
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At the start he goes over a video that QuarterPounder deleted but was saved by the Wayback Machine. It's probably for the best this video is archived, so here you go.

Playset of Beta White Knights Prevent Rape of MTG Cosplayer @cspranklerun


And here is a clip of Jer saying he likes giving men boners:

WOAH BUDDY
 
Nova902 said:
Hannah must not read her comments or Jer pays her well enough to not care.
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I think she's being smart. She hasn't explicitly defended Hambly the way shameless Melonie has, and she's building up her own channel; all these comments are only going to boost its visibility. If she gets big enough on her own then she can more smoothly break away from Hambly without endangering the money she supports her kids with. Good strategy for her imo.
 
deleuzeon said:
I think she's being smart. She hasn't explicitly defended Hambly the way shameless Melonie has, and she's building up her own channel; all these comments are only going to boost its visibility. If she gets big enough on her own then she can more smoothly break away from Hambly without endangering the money she supports her kids with. Good strategy for her imo.
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I know you can turn off push notifications to comments via YouTube studio. With how Jeremy is essentially a neverending forest fire with his antics, it would make sense for her to just shut it off and move on with life. Besides, there's something that makes me wonder. If she truly supported Jeremy, he would've mentioned her by name in that tweet. Whenever someone is vowing down to Jer, he would make sure you know. She's distancing herself to an extent. Waiting for the right opportunity to strike.
 
Nova902 said:
Hannah must not read her comments or Jer pays her well enough to not care.
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The one thing you have to hand to Hannah: Whether she reads them or not, she keeps her comments open.
Melonless Mac will make videos openly sweeping for Jer and of course, the comments are always turned off.
She's not the Aryan Conservative Tradcath Queen everyone of her simps want her to be, but she IS the smartest person in the shit-filled basement, honestly.
She is a grifter herself, but at least she grifts off Jer. Jer and Mel grift off their viewers.
 
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