💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

YouTube's really gonna let him get away with all this, aren't they?
Up until he causes issues for someone who's a bigger fish than he is. Which is inevitable with his current crashout cycle. He has his one, specific 'guy' but all of that is contingent on this being simply beneath the notice of their corporate bureaucracy at large. He's one of those legacy channels that has huge sub counts relative to current views/activity so the second they have any real scrutiny on him, and if he's causing significant problems for a bigger creator on their platform, he'll get tossed out on his ass and then will become vulnerable to the same mass flagging tactics he's currently using, which he only has immunity to because he has a youtube 'guy' which is a legacy of his channel's former position that only hasn't been revoked at this point due to sheer momentum.

Basically all it would take is a few DMs from an actually large creator to destroy him. Anyone who actually *depends* on youtube for a living needs to be aware that this is how it all fundamentally works, and it's how he's able to squish people who are 'beneath' him, or who are at rough parity but lack the seniority he has.
 
This recent shitstorm has forced me to watch more of Jeremy Hambly than I ever wanted to. My perception of him was stuck during the skeptic days and I saw him as nothing more than some boring charisma vacuum that was riding the wave of sympathy after getting beaten up by a dude in a dress. I found out about his financial successes through watching MATI streams and I could hardly believe that someone so bereft of talent or wit could acquire an audience. Now that I've finally caught up with the rest of the class, I feel inclined to say one thing: it makes no sense to me that Warski was the known retard of the skeptics and the IBS community when Jeremy was even more stunted and stupid. Warski might be a sped, but he is can banter and occasionally makes cogent points. Jeremy has a room temperature IQ as well, but I can't think of a single time where he contributed meaningfully to any conversation. Not one. Not a single fucking instance. Tardski on coke was still more intelligible and put together than Jeremy at his most sober.
 
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Melonie Mac released a 17 minute yap session in which she says absolutely nothing and equivocates everything. I hate her. Don't worry, this is a link to Julius Caesar 187's archive channel. I couldn't decide whether to give you guys an AI summary or type out a summary myself, so I decided to do both.

AI summary:
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Human summary:
This stupid lying bitch cunt whore is saying that (every other) content creator (besides her) is a snake. She claims that (every other) content creator (besides her) is guided by the algorithm to do drama content and stab other creators in the back. SHE THEN HAS THE AUDACITY TO SAY THAT NOBODY LIKES DRAMA CONTENT. She knows this because she doesn't watch drama content, and prefers make-up tutorials. My guess is that drama content is too high-iq for her, because it requires paying attention and understanding narratives.

The stupid lying bitch cunt whore then claims that (every other) content creator (besides her) is living in the sin of gossip, and should Find Jesus. She is saying that she is better than everyone else because she has Found Jesus and is living righteously.

Then she pulls the DSP maneuver, claiming that people only care about drama content because it makes them feel better about themselves. Although she stops short of saying that they all have no family or friends and are ugly stupid weirdos.

She does not mention TheQuartering or Jeremy Hambly once.

End of summaries.

I'm a complete layman and I would love to have a Christian explain the sin of gossip to me in this context, so I can understand the situation better, but I thought gossip was a sin in the same way that false witness is a sin. As in, me saying that Melonie Mac has 10 ebony gentlemen over every weekend and her house reeks of weed, because the ebony gentlemen are smoking weed in her house as they rail her on her marital bed -- would be a sin because I'm just making up idle gossip. However, saying that Melonie Mac is enabling a terminal alcoholic's delusional fantasies because he pays her money (like a whore) is not gossip, because it's the truth.

I don't really believe in a God or anything, and it's taking THE LORD's name in vain to pray for bad things to happen to other people, but I really wish a giant cartoon anvil would fall on Melonie's head and she bounces back and holds up a little sign that says "ouch." Please, powers-that-be, may a giant cartoon anvil fall on this enabling hoer's head (not fatally! In a cartoon way that hurts really bad).

Also, I confess to writing my summary with 2 minutes to go on the video. She is INSUFFERABLE holy shit. When people say that her audience is mostly degenerate gooners who watch her on mute, my first instinct is to say that that's outrageous. Now, I think that's how Jeremy found her.

Jeremy really has textbook late-stage alcoholism. Constantly having to delete tweets that he regrets, panic attacks that you could set your watch to because they happen exactly when withdrawal sets in, and surrounding himself with toxic enablers that are essentially victimizing him.

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Truly twisted. He’s against feminism because he actually wants to harrass women with impunity.
Why do you think this faggot defended Harvey Weinstein? I genuinely am of the belief that he would be the same type of person as Hasan if he did not destroy his reputation in magic by being rapey with the cosplayers.

Still nice to see that he's such an idiot that he might actually get his ass strung by the feds for that coffee scam. Really making me think that he is running some illegal shit with Adam Sellers and Brandon the Sky Bull.
 
From @Bad_Banner on X

The cornering doesn't raid donut operator because he won't read his chat :(

I Love how he's too cheap to send a superchat.
 
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Melonie truly is an intellectual black hole. Her parlance is like getting a rail road spike shoved in your ear.
I do look forward to her turning heel on Jer and snaking him when her sweeping is no longer required to secure a paycheck.
 
Early predictions for the day:

1) If YellowFlash's stream is on Rumble or Kick, Jer will make some basic-bitch excuse not to show up.

2) If YellowFlash's stream is on YouTube, Jer will show up and will have something in the background, or will say a specific phrase, or will make a specific gesture, and the stream will be struck while live by one of his dents (probably one of his bulls) citing the exact portion in which he has the thing featured. Jeremy will say "how could I have struck the stream if I was on it?"

3) Jer will start drinking at 3pm. He will be wasted by 4pm.
 
And sending "based" superchats which violate TOS.
He might, but this tactic is already associated with him. I believe his success with it back then owed to how new the concept was back then - I don't think it works the same way anymore, unless the creator expressly chooses to automatically publish the chats into the video, either by reading them or having an overlay that moves them into frame without the approval of the streamer.

By contrast, if he looks up porn on his screen and the reflection of it appears in his eyeglasses, that'd pass the bar for streaming pornographic content and would stick until a human looked at it in a month.
 
They got my nigga MikeynohMore.
He's on the Null alog radar now for being squeamish around the Null documentary question.

Why the fuck is melonless mac still getting a pass from the majority of the internet? Her annoying as fuck grift is as phony as a 3 dollar bill and she needs to be exposed for her hypocrisy once and for all.
Melonie needs a thread from her most dedicated alog, @Brittany’s latest ex. There can no sustained alogging without a thread!

If Andy and PPP were smart, they'd retain Steven Crowder's half-Asian attorney Bill Richmond to start leaning on YouTube. Not only is he one of the best in the country in regards to internet law, he also was the lawyer Quarter Pounder used when the dude in a dress beat the shit out of him face to face and claimed he was jumped from behind.
We're assuming PPP and Andy have the money saved up to keep a lawyer on retainer. I doubt this greatly. At the very least, considering PPP's alliance with Jewsh, the kiwi legal team is available for some consultation. Whether Null would dispatch his lawyer to fight for KC is another thing though...

She’s basically cooked. Between GoonerGate, anti woke fatigue, this Quartering flaggot drama, her age, and marrying Johnny Junkers, she’s done. Once her biggest pay pig in Jeremy can no longer afford her, she’ll be out of options since nobody wants to associate with her. And then she has a ton of felting to look forward to as (hopefully) the Casino boys will target her next.
But the Casino pigs need a feeding trough to eat from!
 
The jeets that own it love the smell of his shit, they see him as a king. Nobody else has that kind of power on that platform. You might not like it, but Jeremy is what peak internet don looks like.
The guy who claimed to be the most hated by YouTube. Was revealed to be the most protected by YouTube. Funny how that works.
 
Bonus: look into Jer's future
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Jeremy could never work in a laundromat.

I mean, you go in, you throw your clothes in some washing machine, they are just a bit dirty and sweaty, nothing major. But when you take them out the clothes are covered in diarrhea, you notice that all around the laundromat there are shit trails, like some sort of shit snail was moving around, you follow the trail with your eyes and find him, a drunk sleep deprived fat man covered in shit, you lock eyes with him and he speaks: "So, how was your weekend?"
 
Between the Yellowflash """""debate""""" and KC how wasted is Jer going to be tonight? I don't watch Yellowflash so what do you think the vectors of attack on Hambly will be if he even shows up? Just play clips and ask him to explain? Present the unwinnable situations of "You're either rich so you didn't need to ask your fans for money, or you are poor and not the business man you make yourself out to be" and "You're either swinging/getting cucked, or you are a horrible monster to your wife" then asking him to explain? I know hes going to be a sandbagger but if Yellowflash just sticks to hammering the points in instead of responding to his sandbagging and getting distracted this could make the Quarterpounder look horrible.
He probably won't show up anyways lets be real.


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