DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Burn In Hell Burnell said:
It really is breathtaking how brazenly he'll try to change narratives despite there being years and years of video footage disproving his new angles.
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Is it really? In 1984, the Party had to literally have a Ministry of Truth dedicated to re-writing the past on a near constant basis. They had to have another ministry to issue new dictionaries to eliminate words to close off the ability to talk about past events.

Phail? He has literally retconned things that happened minutes earlier in a stream, and the dents still rewarded him with money. Even when they were faced with the reality of the pigroach sinking tens of thousands of dollars in WWE Champions after years of him denying it, their response was to simply handwave it away.

Phail has learned that there are no consequences for his lies and gaslighting as measured by meaningful support and engagement. Outside of authoritarian regimes where what the public believes is irrelevant, politicians would kill to have that ability.
 
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Khet literally crying downstairs rn
 
I've grown tired of his supporters, not Phil himself. His May First Burst has been a well documented incident and every lie and twist of the truth along with it. You have to be an absolute moron to believe anything he says... Yet he continues fooling these faggots into providing him with over 140k a year.

He is the one that makes fools part ways with their money... And SCOPELY is his...
 
That "A Decade of Failure" title on Turkish Thomas's video really cut him deeper than anyone realized. That little zoomer sex pest will live in his head rent-free for the rest of his life. He'll be on his deathbed, tell the nurse to come closer as his final breaths rattle out of his ravaged throat, and whisper that it was actually a decade of improvement when you really think about it.

Actual child btw:


 
So, he's stuck on Megaman 8 Wily Fortress 1, the jump jump, slide, slide level. He keeps saying that the game is fucked up and dropping his controls. He's about to ragequit it. But I've played the game enough where last time I timed myself, I could land top 20 on the speedrun leaderboard and that was without knowing the speedrun meta. There is nothing broken with the game or the collection, he's just pressing the wrong directions. You only slide when you're pressing down.
 
Maybe... He fapped to that one naked picture of Leanna he had in his files. You know the one from that tw(eh)tter leak. He really liked her... But couldn't get it up for her because of his latent homosexuality.

Maybe he felt that just living together and cuddling and making sex jokes was necessary but she wanted more, and he couldn't please her. All that time he had reported to watching blacked porn. At first he would use lotion and stare at Lexington's BBC, thinking that that was how you were supposed to watch porn. Over the years, he became accustomed to his death grip, stopped using lotion, desensitized his pen0r and thus also acquired acute erectile dysfunction. Plus the alcohol also didn't help.

Hence the May First Burst. She was close to breaking up; he just didn't have the will and knowledge to satisfy such a nympho such as her. She also wanted thrill. Maybe some backseat freestyling; the thrill of getting caught. Maybe she wanted him to get her a motorbike. Maybe she wanted to skydive, shoot a gun, anything. But the pig kept saying "No!" like a fag. And he kept drinking and falling and drinking. Until one day... The camera was on the whole time
 
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