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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Do you still need to wait 6 months from exposure to actually test for HIV or do they have quicker tests now and I'm just showing my age?
Accidental stick policy had a window of 3 then 6 months for the first and second rounds last I checked even though lab tests can pick it up much sooner now. As far as waived tests I have no clue but I'd assume it is on the longer side of that at the very least.
 
Bashir starts lusting over a woman while watching a documentary about Nepalese fungus harvesters, instantly drops burning incense on his leg.
 
Does anyone else think that Laura will be doing a summer before the beginning of season 6?
No, Laura is shockingly stable
actually insane that somebody would want to kiss burt

i was at the ball bros concert and burt BO smells like sunscreen straight up
>Fresh account
>Spongebob av
>Has met Burt

You wouldnt happen to be JEWISH would you?
 
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Bongo is showing off her DeviantArt page and reading a 13 year old creepypasta she wrote that is a fanfic of several other creepypastas
Jeff ran from what he had done. The excitement kept him running. It was almost like he just got a puppy and he wanted to play with it forever...Except instead of a puppy, he murdered his family.after a while of running. he stopped and listened to see if anything was after him he heard police sirens, and they were getting closer. He looked around and saw well at the tip of the woods.

He had to hide. He grabbed the rope and used it to hold himself up. when he heard the police car go by he sighed. Then he heard a small snap, and then again. The rope broke off and he fell in the well. He held his breath incase he landed in water.
After falling for what felt like forever. He noticed that he had landed in dark, dry grass. How did he end up in the woods again? He looked over at the old well. It looked even more mashed up then it did before. He also noticed that the sky was dark red and all the trees in the forest was dead. Was he dreaming? Jeff decided to leave the woods and continue what was either hell or his dream. He looked around for any people. He walked for a while, until he began heard footsteps from behind him. He reached in his sweater pocket for his knife. and looked behind him. He didn't see anything.

Then a small twig snapped from a nearby bush. Jeff threw his knife at the bush and heard a thud. Whatever was behind the bush threw the knife back at jeff. The knife landed at his feet. He saw that there was dark red blood on the knife. Jeff looked behind the bush and a strange grey, human like creature jumped at him.

"What the!?" Jeff tried to get the creature off him but it didn't budge. Then out of nowhere someone used a thick stick to hit the creature on the head.
"Take that you little bitch" Said one of the people. Jeff looked up and saw two people looking down at him. "Who are you guys" Jeff finally said.
"I'm Masky and this is my pal Hoody.." Said the one with the stick
Jeff looked at them both. Masky had a strange mask on while hoody also had something covering his face with a yellow hoodie.
"Nice names...Very original" Jeff giggled.
"Ha Ha Very funny. Besides I bet your name is somthing like Bob or Jeff" Masky said sarcastically.
Jeff frowned. "you got me." He said while getting up.
"Whoa really? Your name is Bob?" Masky asked, surprised that he actually got it right.
"No. Jeff." Jeff said rolling his eyes. "Sooo...Am I in Hell?" Masky and hoody shared a look and then burst out in laughter.
"You're definitely not in Kansas, Dorothy!" Masky joked.
"This my friend is Pasta world, and no, I do not mean the food." Masky said making it sound more magical looking then it really was.

"Pasta world?"
I would like to point out that this is basically the same story that Bongo told to Bingo in the closet from memory on March 28th:
Bongo:"once upon a time there was a boy named jeff, he had a brother who one day jeff got bull--" (i stopped because I realized she's just telling Bingo the Jeff the Killer creepypasta)" then he left then the police were after him then he found a well in the middle of the forest then he peered down it then he heard the police sirens behind him so without thinking too much because he's crazy he jumped in the well but he didn't fall right down"
[JD comes in]
"that scared me so bad I thought that was Jeff the Killer. He entered into a new world the sky was bright red he was greeted by masky and hoody in the slender mansion. masky and hoodie asked his name and he said Jeff then he said he killed them. Masky and hoody nodded because they were used to it because they're in a creepypasta then they took Jeff the Killer to the slendermansion, slenderman didn't like jeff the killer's rebellious ways but jeff made friends with ben drowned and he also talked to the dog which was smile dog so jeff smile dog and ben were on the couch when jeff got a phone call and it was zaglo...zagalo, right?"
"yeah"
"and they talked for a while and they got in a huge argument and he told ben and smiledog they had to go to the park and had to confront zagalo because they had to fight"
"yeah"
"so they went to the park"
"wait one question, do you remember zaglo?"
"yeah like the garfield one and the pregnant one"
Bongo thought ben drowned was scary but not zalgo or jeff the killer. Bingo was afraid of zalgo. Bongo thought Ben drowned was real. Bongo went on cleverbot and it did the ben drowned thing(?)
"Then jeff the killer went on the computer and he put in youtube.com/username666 to contact his friend, I think it's Japanese."
"Alright"
"and that's all I got. you wanna tell a scary story?"
"ummmm no"

This account has a lot of art that isn't anywhere else.
 
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Side note, the new media player on the site is awesome. Good job Null.

Are the wiggers and/or diamond doing anything? The thread is incredibly slow, I haven’t checked in the streams due to catching up with the quartering drama. I know Jet said something about the entire Air BnB getting super aids or some shit but, neither side is streaming on a Friday night????

No streams from wiggers since April 29. Currently vibe repairing and recovering from flu.

No streams from Diamond since abandoning Dozen yesterday.
Disappointing but, hey, it’s better to have some offseason content than literally nothing so. Hopefully they get better soon.
 
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Are the wiggers and/or diamond doing anything? The thread is incredibly slow, I haven’t checked in the streams due to catching up with the quartering drama. I know Jet said something about the entire Air BnB getting super aids or some shit but, neither side is streaming on a Friday night????
No streams from wiggers since April 29. Currently vibe repairing and recovering from flu.

No streams from Diamond since abandoning Dozen yesterday.
 
recovering from food poisoning from damiels scuffed ass ceviche*
The scuffed ass cerviche was also co-created by Aryeh, who added a generous helping of dingleberries to this feast from hell.

After the paper ball story I am now convinced that Aryeh constantly has poop stained hands. He’s literally fingering his ass for 30 minutes post poop, and based on how inept he is with his hands, I doubt his ability to properly wash them.
 
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