💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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He likes to pose with books by the likes of Mao and Lenin but I've never seen him make an erudite reference to their contents. I doubt he can read. I've seen him try to read superchats and it's not a smooth experience.
 
He likes to pose with books by the likes of Mao and Lenin but I've never seen him make an erudite reference to their contents. I doubt he can read. I've seen him try to read superchats and it's not a smooth experience.
There's a reason why I theorize that his IQ is between 70 and 85.
 
There is nothing more typically "Marxist" than only reading Lenin. Also, it's really funny that he's flexing about reading What Is to Be Done?, how long have you been doing your lumpen grift already? Shouldn't you have read this a decade ago?
 
He likes to pose with books by the likes of Mao and Lenin but I've never seen him make an erudite reference to their contents. I doubt he can read. I've seen him try to read superchats and it's not a smooth experience.
Exactly, there's 0 chance he has mental capacity to actually get through Lenins writings.
At best he can memorize few propaganda slogans but never actual text because he's a midwit.
If anyone in chat ever asked him to cover actual communist writings he'd sperg out at them (pretty sure it happened in the past).
More than a communist Hasan is first and foremost a fucking moron.
But he has enough "true believers" in his chat who do go through this stuff so every few streams he has to tell them to "go read theory" as if he had ever done that himself, I doubt mf could get through hungry hungry caterpillar.
It's all just posturing, I dont believe he had read a book in years, even shitty popfiction, not with how lobotomized he sounds whenever he talks. The most reading he does is doomscrolling twitter - that you can notice since he uses all the slang and vocabulary groypers use eg his rant on shoe and her IQ which is big no-no thing for leftists.
 
Look I know he's bragging about getting attention here but for a solid 2 minutes I was wresslin' with the implication he jerked it to Lenin's book.
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Tectone lowkey cracked the code today, I think Valkyrae broke up with Hasan. She's been reminiscing about her ex, saying she's the lowest she's ever been physically and mentally, and said she's been crying a lot

Ngl I'm handing it to egg man.

r/otvandfriendsrumors is lit with speculations too.

Shit, I need to stop with this celeb gossip tbh
 
Tectone lowkey cracked the code today, I think Valkyrae broke up with Hasan. She's been reminiscing about her ex, saying she's the lowest she's ever been physically and mentally, and said she's been crying a lot

Ngl I'm handing it to egg man.

r/otvandfriendsrumors is lit with speculations too.

Shit, I need to stop with this celeb gossip tbh

Here's the video of the evidence:


His chimpouts this week do have "she broke up with me" vibes, and him being a controlling obsessive boyfriend is obvious just looking at his fat autistic rage that is due to his repressed homosexuality. His hair is also receding faster and faster due to the stress of his beard leaving.
 
Tectone lowkey cracked the code today, I think Valkyrae broke up with Hasan. She's been reminiscing about her ex, saying she's the lowest she's ever been physically and mentally, and said she's been crying a lot

Ngl I'm handing it to egg man.

r/otvandfriendsrumors is lit with speculations too.

Shit, I need to stop with this celeb gossip tbh
she’s probably been trying to break away since she saw the writing on the wall for the past few months that his social currency is going by the way the Ruble after the fall of the USSR. He’s been wracking up L after L and and with Ethan sitting the lawsuit against the turkroach’s orbiters, I sense another major L coming up.

BITCH GET OUT AND DON’T LOOK BACK!
 
Tectone lowkey cracked the code today, I think Valkyrae broke up with Hasan. She's been reminiscing about her ex, saying she's the lowest she's ever been physically and mentally, and said she's been crying a lot

Ngl I'm handing it to egg man.

r/otvandfriendsrumors is lit with speculations too.

Shit, I need to stop with this celeb gossip tbh
I think they broke up like a month ago, I read some schizo on twitter following all her movements online, she has some insane fans dude
 
Here's the video of the evidence:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zxASzIPoe3c
His chimpouts this week do have "she broke up with me" vibes, and him being a controlling obsessive boyfriend is obvious just looking at his fat autistic rage that is due to his repressed homosexuality. His hair is also receding faster and faster due to the stress of his beard leaving.
I think they broke up like a month ago, I read some schizo on twitter following all her movements online, she has some insane fans dude
I am convinced, I've seen enough. Hasan is now an incel chud gamer.
 
It's all just posturing, I dont believe he had read a book in years, even shitty popfiction, not with how lobotomized he sounds whenever he talks. The most reading he does is doomscrolling twitter - that you can notice since he uses all the slang and vocabulary groypers use eg his rant on shoe and her IQ which is big no-no thing for leftists.
Bingo. Like his uncle Hasan is an empty husk. There's no core to his sould other than "getting mine." If Hitler suddenly returned and the turks allied with him (again) Hasan would seig Heil so fast Kaya would be in an oven.
 
There is nothing more typically "Marxist" than only reading Lenin. Also, it's really funny that he's flexing about reading What Is to Be Done?, how long have you been doing your lumpen grift already? Shouldn't you have read this a decade ago?
Lol has he ever visited Lenin's mausoleum? I bet he'd try and take a selfie with the corpse.
 
His chimpouts this week do have "she broke up with me" vibes, and him being a controlling obsessive boyfriend is obvious just looking at his fat autistic rage that is due to his repressed homosexuality. His hair is also receding faster and faster due to the stress of his beard leaving.
You know, I know I'm better than all of these right wing and left wing psychopathic weirdos. I don't have a receding hairline.
 
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