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The Miami F1 GP has been brought forward a few hours because the incumbent custodians of the sport are pussies who are frightened of thunderstorms. Meanwhile MATI has been delayed for a number of days while Joshua Moon gets his hair dyed auburn and styled into a bouffant like Lana Del Rey. The result: these two calendar events are now less than an hour apart with the former falling squarely into the footprint of the latter.
Since elements of the SKY race commentary team are insufferable, the question that can now be definitively answered is: Will Joshua Moon, resplendent in his voluminous dome of copper-toned hair, while talking on a completely different subject, do a better job than David Croft? I am going to go out on a limb and say 'Yes, he will'. Furthermore, will the disparate images beamed from the Miami International Autodrome find a weird parity with the weekly pratfalls of assorted lolcows, in the same manner that people claim Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon works as a soundtrack to the early parts of The Wizard of Oz, or Astra's debut The Weirding is a good fit for ithe pensioner sci-fi movie Coccoon? (I've tried the latter and it kind of does in places).
Since elements of the SKY race commentary team are insufferable, the question that can now be definitively answered is: Will Joshua Moon, resplendent in his voluminous dome of copper-toned hair, while talking on a completely different subject, do a better job than David Croft? I am going to go out on a limb and say 'Yes, he will'. Furthermore, will the disparate images beamed from the Miami International Autodrome find a weird parity with the weekly pratfalls of assorted lolcows, in the same manner that people claim Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon works as a soundtrack to the early parts of The Wizard of Oz, or Astra's debut The Weirding is a good fit for ithe pensioner sci-fi movie Coccoon? (I've tried the latter and it kind of does in places).

