Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Burnt Fish]

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you can tell Iran wanted war by how close they put their country to our military bases
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your point here would only really work if not for the fact they are just as prone to shooting at unrelated shit, not focusing on military assets.

Attacking the UAE's civilian infrastructure doesn't affect American military bases.

 

[Unredacted TND]

>Iran claims missiles hit US ships
>No damage occurred
>US continues escorting as usual

TOTAL AMERICA SUPREMACY

 

[StudMccool]

reminder about trusting CentCom


they will lie until proof is forced onto their lap

 

[Crex Crex]

reminder about trusting CenCom
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they will lie until proof is forced onto their lap

Oh yeah I will defintely trust the Iranians who have hit american aircraft carriers 75 times by now.

Get raped you nigger.

 

[StudMccool]

I want to see the broken thought process that leads you from alleged missiles hitting a frigate to a boys choir singing a song about Jerusalem

hey, the Israeli ballwasher! your never far when tel aviv has a narrative to push

guess what thogh, check your account, the direct deposit should be hitting any minute

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you people are the worst, this is tax payer money you sycophant!

Source

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

reminder about trusting CentCom
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they will lie until proof is forced onto their lap

That was a different F-15 claim earlier in the war.

btw did we all just collectively forget when we lost to Vietnam? Hwat is giving us this un earned confidence?

Grenada, Panama, Desert Storm, the actual conventional war phase of OIF...

Oh yeah and the last two months of utterly smashing the shit out of Iran.

 

[Crex Crex]

hey, the Israeli ballwasher!

>Israeli ballwashes his own country
NO HECKIN WAY

 

[Russell Coight]

The streets of Tehran rn:

 

[draggs]

reminder about trusting CentCom
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they will lie until proof is forced onto their lap

>March 22, 2026
>FAT-15 shot down April 3, 2026
>April 3 is 13 days after March 22

The time-warping properties of the stargate still affecting you, I see. Such lazy threadshitting should get you yeeted again tbh. Not for the threadshitting, for the laziness

 

[StudMccool]

>March 22, 2026
>FAT-15 shot down April 3, 2026
>April 3 is 13 days after March 22

The time-warping properties of the stargate still affecting you, I see. Such lazy threadshitting should get you yeeted again tbh, not for the threadshitting, for the laziness

thank you for pushing me to be accurate, I found their ACCRUATE denial/lie

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its hilarious how unironically close it sounds to some quips said around here

also @CTR

 

[draggs]

Iran today:

THEY'RE MALDING
THEY'RE SPAZZING
THEY'RE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST
WHOA BUDDY

 

[teriyakiburns]

hey, the Israeli ballwasher! your never far when tel aviv has a narrative to push

Congratulations, you spotted the jew. You've only spotted him a dozen times so far. Well done!

thank you for pushing me to be accurate, I found their ACCRUATE denial/lie

The plane was shot down on the third. That post is from the second.

Put the beer down, stud.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

https://x.com/hey_itsmyturn/status/2051307011782914274?s=20

Launched at the sea btw

Warning shot?

 

[StudMccool]

Congratulations, you spotted the jew. You've only spotted him a dozen times so far. Well done!

The plane was shot down on the third. That post is from the second.

Put the beer down, stud.

we only got the report by the 3rd and it was via the Iranians showing the wreckage not our military proving anything

Why the hell do you think they posted a random disavowal of any planes being shot down buddy?

 

[NoStepOnSnake]

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you can tell Iran wanted war by how close they put their country to our military bases
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Are you insane? Like other third-world nations that prefer neutrality over pissing off the big three (USA, China, and Russia) since 2014 Turkmenistan maintains a humanitarian perspective on shit. The Manas Air Base, which is now a glorified NGO asset, has always officially only done food aid or non-military operations.

9/11 was a trauma point that the Turkmenistan government was pressured by both America and Russia to have a military base there. Your photo is outdated and gay. Please stop using GWOT maps on today's political landscape.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

https://x.com/hey_itsmyturn/status/2051307011782914274?s=20

Warning shot?

Knowing Iranian missiles, it probably just failed immediately after launch.

 

[Just_Somebody]

we only got the report by the 3rd and it was via the Iranians showing the wreckage not our military proving anything

Why the hell do you think they posted a random disavowal of any planes being shot down buddy?

Read the Iranian claim being debunked. They said they shot down an aircraft over one of their islands. The plane that went down was deeper in Iran.

I get the confusion though, the Iranians have lied constantly about shoot downs.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Dude spending this much money on killing the Ayatollahs is useless, just skin them alive with a rusty knife and call it a day.

Or idk, i know a certain persian user with a penchance for raping gayniggers and muslim men. I woul-i mean he would very happy to make his cock stick out of the mouths of pigtollahs.

 

[Mike_Israeltel]

persian user with a penchance

I know a naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra

 

[draggs]

I know a naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra

*gasp* You mean... the dreaded...