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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%
  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,306
Shadowgate
Shadowgate? That's an ancient point and click adventure game from (I think) 1985. It had an NES port and was very successful but it's also been rebooted a bunch of times. I think Shadowgate 2 just came out last year actually. Which is probably why Jen has a sudden interest in it.
 
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It's Shadowgate as if it was made for an Atari. NES graphics are light years ahead of that crap.
 
It's Shadowgate as if it was made for an Atari. NES graphics are light years ahead of that crap.
The original Shadowgate was for Macintosh and it looks leagues better than that as well. It just got a Switch remaster last year, that's why he knows about it. The graphics on Jen's new project look like if someone was asked to draw Daggerfall from memory in MSPaint.

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It makes no sense because none of the islands they were looking at were capable of hosting a self-sustaining settlement, and the effort of ferrying over everything they need would be pointless because the Irish gov't is fine with trannies and wouldn't care about them buying a farm on the mainland. Irish locals wouldn't care, especially if it was near Dublin or Derry.

They won't get anything anywhere near there, Ireland isn't the US where there's abundant cheap land, it's probably one of the most expensive housing markets in Europe. Anything they can afford to house a dozen troons in is going to be in the arse end of some shitty estate, or on a featureless island with no utilities.

Lmao if ash literally got front row seats to the tranch and still decided to get his dick flipped, what a fucking retard
 
Some news about Ash Coyote, the guy who filmed the downfall of the Tranch but never released the footage, thanks to Kevin replying to him. He got surgery.
We have such sights to show you....

I guess its a win for everyone when a troon gets its dick flipped. Its much harder for them to rape children.
I said "harder" not "impossible"
 
Fucking hell, that pervert saying "Keep up with washing your bits and douching daily. It helps alot with scent for my wife's comfort at least".
Think about it. Ash saw the amhole up close. He knows what he's getting into, so he must've found the scent of it very erotic.

Also, stop rating me islamic assholes. I am not a muslim.
 
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Tranny are so fucking stupid. They're always like WOW I CUT MY DICK OFF AND I FEEL AMAZING??? no shit, retard, you're on pain killers!
 
Some news about Ash Coyote, the guy who filmed the downfall of the Tranch but never released the footage, thanks to Kevin replying to him. He got surgery.
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From context, it looks like it was an amhole installation. He was talking about dilators last month.
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>I need a coke can sized dilator.
Your massive dragon dildos won't fit your front hole sweetheart.

>Fortune cookie coochie
Zoophile on meds can't help but tell everyone he's a zoophile.
 
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