DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Burn In Hell Burnell said:
I hadn't caught this the other night, but listening to Meerkat's latest Swaycast this morning, he covered the Daily Wrap where Phil complains that the Kick attendance has been low lately... because, he thinks, the Kino Casino has been so busy covering Jeremy lately that they haven't been making fun of him anymore.

Ayushton and Ayundy spent literal months manipulating him and making him their dancing monkey and Phil STILL yearns for their attention and wants them to rayuzz him so their viewers will come over and also call him a stupid retard with a flat head and a fat wife.

Is it possible to be any more cucked than this? He really just has zero dignity left. At this point if the right person with enough clout told him to kiss their bare foot on a live stream he would do it. (Sir Gold?)
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PPP is correct in that he could send DSP some half ass message about being sorry for saying Kat is fat and DSP would be totally cool with them and would be happy to be on their next stream he is that desperate for the attention. He is just totally Jermaxxing when it comes to his metrics and numbers he is sitting there every single day now counting his views which while he did sometimes before he legit does it every single day because he is spending like $10-$20 on edited videos from some third worlder.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
I hadn't caught this the other night, but listening to Meerkat's latest Swaycast this morning, he covered the Daily Wrap where Phil complains that the Kick attendance has been low lately... because, he thinks, the Kino Casino has been so busy covering Jeremy lately that they haven't been making fun of him anymore.
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Lesson for every relevant online personality: This is why you always ignore DSP. He is nothing but a leech, and boy will he destroy your sanity, worth, and reputation.
 
Balr0g said:
Alternatively when he realizes he inherits only debts. Like his parents did when the lesbian aunt died and Phil of all people was pissed about it (allegedly he expected his family to inherit some money)
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That's a big rainbow but if Dave didn't get some sort of pension and life insurance form the plant then he's dumber than his polack son.
 
MC Law said:
I hope Dave spoils his niece and her children, his de facto grandchildren
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I think that's wishful thinking. The most likely scenario is that Phail either gets saddled with a bunch of debt if Linda outlives Dave, or gets pretty much nothing if Dave outlives Linda, because he'll just spend all of his retirement money on dumb boomer shit.
 
Dude what the fuck is he doing, seriously? WHY??? NO ONE WANTS THIS. NO ONE.
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shekelshoah666 said:
Very meaningful opening of Raw Phil to see this dude in his tank top and TJ Maxx Hawaiian shirt cry about Kick numbers while showing his reACK channel and begging people to show up tonight.
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Literally a decade of not understanding that if people aren't supporting they don't like the content and he needs to change something. He literally tells them not to watch if they don't like it then he's surprised when people aren't watching or paying him.
 
He's not doing anything wrong, guise. It's not his fault he doesn't have viewers, it's actually the viewers' fault! One question, though... What viewers?

I'm glad he's doing well otherwise I might be concerned.
 
Okay that's fine but 2 things. One, people are indeed allowed to criticize you, this is the internet you don't get to decide who gets to say what (just like YOU Phil are allowed to make whatever content you want, so are others). And second, you can do drama but since you've said how you're above drama and how drama is gay and that shitting on others to get ahead is evil and you would never do that and you're so much better than that and that all you want to do is chill and play games, well it's a little hypocritical know what I mean?
 
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Complete, bold faced lie. I wonder if even he believes that one...


M0L0K said:
Phil will be out of the closet in < 2 years, calling it now
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No chance he will ever be publicly out. That would be such a huge detractor W, and he's got the 80s view of nerds and faggots. It's why he won't wear glasses on stream. He will never admit it, he will go to his grave in the closet.
 
Ralof-of-Cringewood said:
did he just accidentally admit that his streaming/gaming PC, whichever one he said was a 'gift' was something he bought to 'reinvest' in the business?
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He's slipped numerous times when something that was a 'gift' was something he really bought.
Fridge Raider said:
No chance he will ever be publicly out. That would be such a huge detractor W, and he's got the 80s view of nerds and faggots. It's why he won't wear glasses on stream. He will never admit it, he will go to his grave in the closet.
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I would give it a slight chance Phil would come out if he felt it definitely would give him more attention and money. With the state of gaming communities now, which are filled with troons and LGBT acceptance shit, I could see it.
 
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You really can't deny he is gay these days. You just can't. As I said a while back, I don't think he even consciously knows he's gay, but he was clearly born gay and is psychologically/physiologically a homosexual. There is a reason he's obsessed with cock, balls, anus, and scat, and takes orders from his BBC daddy dom top LTG. Also he has the voice of a FtM trans person. He is 100% a flamer. This is how I would dress him if I was trying to humiliate him, but he picks these "muscle shirts", purchases them and chooses to wear them.

If I was seeing him for the first time, I would GENUINELY think that he was a 60 something year old gay man who makes content about what it was like living through the AIDS crisis in San Francisco in the 80s. He is legit dressed up for the Folsom Street Fair, he is a FAGGOT.
 
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