Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

[Autphag]

You're truly determined to get sectioned, aren't you? Lenihan will be forced to take action if he's convinced you're about to do something extremely dangerous.

Here are the contents of my letter:
- I link and quote my sendvid speech after opening with an introduction explaining the intent of my inquiry
- Ask some questions adapted from the sort Cuntster posed with a demand for no weasling
- Explain, "if the ambiguity of the implications you answer make clear a lack of intention to action address of these issues, I've nothing here, hence my defection".

The onus would be on me to make such a decision because I can argue it either way -- it's also safer if he gives any clue that there indeed was a multidisciplinary discussion with myself at the center, but if his denial is convincing, I'll just drop the rest of my questions.

I'm still taking my coach tomorrow though -- I want to speak to the Chosunids regardless of outcome.

 

[Cuntster]

I had to eat my chocolate trifle by hand in an inconspicuous location behind bushes

Did you consume it from the middle initially?

 

[Autphag]

Did you consume it from the middle initially?

Circles have no sides; it was a bowl-type container, so I just ate it from any old random places.

Meaning, there's no use for the "i eat the sides first" meme anymore, unless you want to count every micromillimetre of perimeter from the ends as sides, but they still weren't eaten first.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Circles have no sides; it was a bowl-type container, so I just ate it from any old random places.

Meaning, there's no use for the "i eat the sides first" meme anymore, unless you want to count every micromillimetre of perimeter from the ends as sides, but they still weren't eaten first.

I hate to admit it to you but bowls do have sides so to speak.

So...did you eat the sides first?

 

[Miss Hortensia]

"if the ambiguity of the implications you answer make clear a lack of intention to action address of these issues, I've nothing here, hence my defection"

Since North Korea is cesspool of murder and violence, Lenihan will be forced to do something to prevent your defection. You're practically asking for your own execution by hitting on North Koreans on their own ground.

 

[Autphag]

I hate to admit it to you but bowls do have sides so to speak.

So...did you eat the sides first?

They have one contiguous side, but in linear terms, the angular trajectory of convergence between a straight tangent and the curved one of the circular "pseudo-side" itself is near infinitesimal, having infinite sides and therefore no sides, as my mathematics teacher explained to me long, long ago.

Since North Korea is cesspool of murder and violence, Lenihan will be forced to do something to prevent your defection. You're practically asking for your own execution by hitting on North Koreans on their own ground.

A bit outdated; this was made when I was a year old, but the economy has since recovered to a similar standard so we can assume all claims, safety, the lack of vagabonds, and all, hold.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

They have one contiguous side, but in linear terms, the angular trajectory of convergence between a straight tangent and the curved one of the circular "pseudo-side" itself is near infinitesimal, having infinite sides and therefore no sides, as my mathematics teacher explained to me long, long ago.

Why did you not think to pack a spoon?

 

[Autphag]

Why did you not think to pack a spoon?

Because so long as I hide my negroidal eating habits it doesn't matter how embarrassingly I eat.

I do this at home all the time. "It just werks", per a phrase Walter used a lot.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Says the one, who invented "argumentum ad longitudinalitum" (the translation doesn't even make any sense) and fucked "argumentum ad verecundiam" up. You are the very last person in the thread who has the right to bitch about false latin phrases. Especially since you didn't use the appeal to authority in a correct context.

Cut your hair, you lazy bum. Otherwise they'll kick you out of the embassy before you could even get the idea of delivering them a letter.

Best I can think of when Chris uses longitudinalitum is that he means this. Otherwise, he's just making up words as usual to seem smart.
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/psp4.12219/full

 

[Fareal]

I'm at a library near Livi North station waiting for a train.

How laborious this will be; I had to eat my chocolate trifle by hand in an inconspicuous location behind bushes because I was in such a perceived hurry only to find out I was in plenty of time.

My time-perception is warped from years of drugs and 2 instances of overdose-induced brain damage, but in this case that might've come to my advantage (increased time-conscientousness).

So, when you told Lagoona and I that you couldn't find your way to Livingston to meet up with us there.... was that not true?

 

[Autphag]

So, when you told Lagoona and I that you couldn't find your way to Livingston to meet up with us there.... was that not true?

It was Glasgow, not Livingston, you had demanded to meet. Don't gaslight me.

I offered Lagoona to meet at Blathgate first and then Livingston.

My trip was a failure.

My train journey was incredibly smooth, as these underutilized Scotrails always are. The problem came with Lothain buses' traffic works hold-ups which made me late for the opening hours of AD outpatients' department. I then struggled to find my way back, hence I'm so late here.

I've printed an itinerary of the London trip to prevent the same issue of relying on intuition where it is insufficient; I was ill-advised of a particular number of rojute which went to the same place by my step-dad but it came first so I just hopped on.

As for my Lennihan inquiries, I'm mailing them instead given the high likelihood the embassy will turn me away; if he wants to respond, I've given him my parents' address as a return one.

 

[introman]

My trip was a failure.

My train journey was incredibly smooth, as these underutilized Scotrails always are. The problem came with Lothain buses' traffic works hold-ups which made me late for the opening hours of AD outpatients' department. I then struggled to find my way back, hence I'm so late here.

I've printed an itinerary of the London trip to prevent the same issue of relying on intuition where it is insufficient; I was ill-advised of a particular number of rojute which went to the same place by my step-dad but it came first so I just hopped on.

"Traffic works"

 

[LagoonaBlue]

It was Glasgow, not Livingston, you had demanded to meet. Don't gaslight me.

I offered Lagoona to meet at Blathgate first and then Livingston.

I hadn't demanded, jesus fucking christ, stop lying.

 

[Autphag]

I hadn't demanded, jesus fucking christ, stop lying.

You're a sociopath, your insistences are aggressive and it was difficult to bring you out of the aggressive state of insistence you'd held steadfastly obstinate to.

 

[Pikimon]

Autphag is fat, would he even fit in Shitty Korea because of his fatness?

 

[Fareal]

I hadn't demanded. We offered Livingston as you reasonably felt Glasgow was quite far.

I am not gaslighting you, I am just disappointed.

I am sorry your trip today went badly.

 

[Chosen Undead]

My time-perception is warped from years of drugs and 2 instances of overdose-induced brain damage, but in this case that might've come to my advantage (increased time-conscientousness).

How long have you been dependent, Chris? Sounds like it's been a while to me, so if you continue for a couple more years you'll start to destroy your body too. Have you ever seen an old morphine junkie? It's not a pretty sight, lemme tell ya.

That also made me think of something else? How are you planning to fuel your addiction in NK? I don't think the authorities there are very willing to just let you shove western drugs down your gullet. Especially the morphine might get you in some really hot water.

Please, don't harm my family -- to borrow that one Jewish faggot boy who used to visit /tc/'s meme. Except I actually mean it, not out of fear, but respect to my mother; she doesn't deserve your sociopathic meanderings.

There is exactly one person on this forum your mother needs to worry about. I'll give you three guesses who it is.

You're the feudal warlord to my peasant revolutionary. Get lost before batallions start flowing like streams through the crevices of the passes overfront.

The only thing flowing is your logorrhoea.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

You're a sociopath, your insistences are aggressive and it was difficult to bring you out of the aggressive state of insistence you'd held steadfastly obstinate to.

No, I'm a nice person, your stubbornness upset me.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Every page that passes is another page I'm disappointed that Chris still exists.

 

[Fareal]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4451836/House-door-North-Korean-embassy-rent.html

This article doesn't seem to bode well for the trip: it seems no unexpected visitor is granted entry past the gates.

On the other hand, I am sure we could raise three and a half grand on a whip round for us to hire the next door house and befriend the ambassador with some Ferrero Rocher. Trannies and bougies only welcome, obvs