🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 485 31.0%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 584 37.3%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 273 17.4%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 36 2.3%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 63 4.0%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 126 8.0%
  • Total voters
    1,567
Level99Manchild said:
I give him 24 hours before he makes another account to lurk on Twitter. He can't leave Twitter because it's his second home.
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I know I (re)posted this a week ago, during his last announced Twitter break, but he's openly revealed that he's active on alts during his breaks from social media.

This is from January, 3 or 4 announced breaks ago, when his three month break lasted less than 2 days.
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Oxyjen said:
How long did he have that account? Maybe he was worried about years old tweets or even DMs that could be mined…
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It was created in 2017, but he would delete old tweets with some regularity, especially when he would step in shit and want to keep people from finding old incriminating tweets.

Last fall is when he went nuts with it. Over the course of a few weeks in November/December, he was deleting a few thousand old tweets every day, and he took himself from 57,000 down to 2,000.

Anything that was relevant to old issues would have been deleted long before his current self-destruction extravaganza.
 
Lake_Cresva_Sailor said:
The clock has struck midnight for Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin. The bell now tolls.

In about 1/3 of his shorts today he is having visible signs of a stroke. He's not long for this world.

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He actually looks fucked in these. I think he's trying to do a smug sly squint but his eyes are so tired and sagging it looks like hes strokin' out.

HES OLD!
HIS SKIN AND EYELIDS ARE SAGGING!
HES RAPIDLY AGING DUE TO HIS ALCOHOL AND DRUG ABUSE!
 
Jer, keep it up! It'll all blow over by Monday! You need a drink big guy, I'm cheering for you. You got this under control, now drink that fith of fireball!
 
Blamo2000 said:
Can he break his twitter addiction? It is unlikely.
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For Jeremy, this was the digital version of taking all the liquor in the house and dumping it down the drain. It's an ablution ritual that substitutes for taking a moral inventory
Dan of Steel said:
Honestly, I could buy it. For those unaware of the Redbar/O&A/online comic side of the Internet, female comedians especially ones in the orbit Chrissie is/was in on the east coast, are literally what Opie & Anthony 20 years ago would call "holes". They say nothing interesting, don't provide any funny, and are at open mic nights hoping to score some free weed/booze and maybe get sugar daddy'd up if they're 'lucky' enough. Either by one of the male comics, or one of the club owners. See: Luis J. Gomez's former girlfriends, all of which are unfunny comedians he would prop up on Legion Of Skanks because he was fucking them.

So as you can probably imagine, women like this. who are town bicycles for comic cliques comprised of unfuckable, highly neurotic drug addicts have very low standards. Not only does Chrissie regularly have whores on her show in spite of proclaiming to be Catholic and lecturing us on why she's holier than thou, it wouldn't shock me if Chrissie is a whore herself, but whoring herself to get an edge in her industry. Did she fuck Count Cumia to get on Compound Media? Who knows. Did she fuck Jer? I'd say it's more likely than you might think.

This bitch is a run-through, lowdown, fucking skank. She steals Christmas presents at parties for fuck's sake. You really think she's above sleeping with Jer if it's purely transactional?
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I think Chrissie Mayr has been too old for Count Cumia's tastes since 2003. According to Flatbroke Geno Bisconte, she got her show on Compound Media by pretending to be interested in Keith the Cop:
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When quartering says "All I can really do here is shut up and hopefully they will leave them alone." in his leaving social media message he posted to social media, it immediately strikes me as wrong in two ways. First, it's not the only thing he could do. It's maybe the only thing he could do without admitting to any wrongdoing. Second, he actually can't do it.
 
deskgum said:
When quartering says "All I can really do here is shut up and hopefully they will leave them alone." in his leaving social media message he posted to social media, it immediately strikes me as wrong in two ways. First, it's not the only thing he could do. It's maybe the only thing he could do without admitting to any wrongdoing. Second, he actually can't do it.
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Third, It actually means they'll get more hate since he isn't there to take any heat off them.
 
Lake_Cresva_Sailor said:
The clock has struck midnight for Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin. The bell now tolls.

In about 1/3 of his shorts today he is having visible signs of a stroke. He's not long for this world.

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Sneed Force One said:
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What's going on with that eye twitch, Jer?

"I look like a spastic retard having a stroke but I'm still too lazy to hit delete recording on OBS"
- Jeremy Hambly, 2026
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And he hasn't even posted any regular length videos today, either. I know he's usually even more lazy on a sunday but theres usually something. Lmao what the fuck did you do to yourself, jer?
 
I was thinking last night before I went to bed that I was almost starting to feel sorry for Jeremy. Just a tiny bit, as one human being can toward a giant drunk lummox. This is one of the largest dumpster fires I've ever seen after all... must be tough...

Then I log in and finally catch up on his bullshit for today. Lying motherfucking asshole. I have not seen someone so talented at burning any possible goodwill as Jeremy Hambly. Maybe Rekieta? I don't even know.
 
Still nothing on Chrissie's channel. She's NYC-based, so it's almost 5PM where she is. Where are ya?

It's such a deathtrap that there's no way she can truthfully answer to everything without looking completely slimy.

The like ratio on her latest upload isn't going well:

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And that's with the dislike extension, which is a lower estimate, so it's more dislikes than this.

The comments are great:
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There are more but you get the idea. Not going well.

Jose Beaner Luna said:
You're here forever in Josh's House of Felt.
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You will watch the fat girl eat the food and you will like it.
 
Sneed Force One said:
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What's going on with that eye twitch, Jer?

"I look like a spastic retard having a stroke but I'm still too lazy to hit delete recording on OBS"
- Jeremy Hambly, 2026
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I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out how to fucking embed that and gave up.

Anyway you notice how he raised all this money for new studios and his fat drunk ass is too lazy to get up and go to a different desk across 4 different channels?

At least he switched his cope cap in some of the vids.
 
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