Sonichu Sonichu drawing for sale

[BillRiley]

I just don't get it. Am I even reading this right? Chris really thinks someone is going to fork over $1000 for a childish scrawl of his idiot recolor because:

A: It's new.

2: DA STRESS!

and

III: He blew all the dough he could have spent on living expenses on Lego toys and fast food.

I'm nonplussed. Really, I'm completely devoid of plus. Please explain, Christorians!

 

[slep]

...

Well, you were really starting to rage and yelling at Chris as if he reads this forums. Like I said, just chill and watch him screw up again like he always does.

I don't know what makes me facepalm harder, Chris' idiocy or the people on facebook repeatedly trying to get through to Chris with logic and reason, neither of which are things Chris has the mental capability to comprehend.

They aren't as well-versed in Christory as we are. They assume that beneath that horrid shell lies a humble and rational person that needs compassion and understanding. They have no idea that inside of that greasy husk is a dark and ugly soul that's beyond all hope of redemption.

 

[Count Olaf]

I don't know what makes me facepalm harder, Chris' idiocy or the people on facebook repeatedly trying to get through to Chris with logic and reason, neither of which are things Chris has the mental capability to comprehend.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I love Chris's logic. He always feels that if he is having a bad time then his behavior or demands are excused. This is like when he got kicked out of Walmart and pretty much stated that what he did (vandalism) should be ignored because he was going through a tough time. This was before he picked a fight with a coffee maker and lost.

 

[BillRiley]

I love Chris's logic. He always feels that if he is having a bad time then his behavior or demands are excused. This is like when he got kicked out of Walmart and pretty much stated that what he did (vandalism) should be ignored because he was going through a tough time. This was before he picked a fight with a coffee maker and lost.

Yeah, that's a good point.

She has crossed his line, and now I am out for revengence. Everyone should contact her at her email address of [REDACTED], and remind her that no one is to mess with an Autistic Person when they are in a depressed, sad, angry or foul mood, especially with the online reputation that was dragged through the worst mud, muck and bodily fluids that said Autistic Person has.

But still, I'm aghast that there seems to be no level of dire emergency that can break through Christard's shell of autistic delusion. It really makes me wonder how he reacted when he lost that fight with the Keurig. Did he just stand there as flames licked the lime encrusted walls of his bathroom, thinking "Hmm, nyeah, Sonichu will come and save me now" until Barb showed up with the fire extinguisher?

 

[Xarpho]

Well, Chris does remember being trolled for years, AND he still has the Same strange spelling errors. And a repeat use of the phrase "red cent"!

He really hasn't changed much in all these years, has he.

 

[Marvin]

Care to finish that thought, sugar tits?

Haha, I thought the same thing. It's like, he started writing out a long spiel of a sentence, but... his brain got tired and he thought the sentence was done.

Well, you were really starting to rage and yelling at Chris as if he reads this forums. Like I said, just chill and watch him screw up again like he always does.

Yeah, but it's almost like Chris is trying to lay out all his legos to set himself up as a hardcore dickhead. I can understand a bit of frustration at him. Of course, if Tubular Monkey had went on an all out spergout, he might need to be restrained.

But yeah, Chris is being a huge dipshit now. Some people never thought he could reach these heights. Chris, if you're reading this, believe in yourself! There are no ceilings, you can reach the stars of asshole-ism!

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Purchase a good frame, eh? I think we all know how that went down.

CWC: "Imma-ah-framing an original artwork piece and need an-eh-Frame?"

Clerk: "Sure we have this beautiful frame for 14.99. It's wood. It also comes in plastic, but equally sturdy for 12.99, or in a beautiful aged \M/ETAL finish for 19.99. Finally we have some that are a little more plain and a little less sturdy for 9.99, 7.99 and 3.99..."

CWC: "I-ehh... Hm... I-ahm... *Stress sigh*... I'll take the 3 dollar one!"

Can..uh.. may I -ah borrow da frame? I' bwing it back. I just need - I just havta ave a frame for da E-bay auction. Da twrolls know about CREASE DANGER! I’ve got to take that frame home. They’s things I’ve got to try under sarten conditions, an’ it ’ud be a mortal sin to let a red-tape rule hold me up. Let me take it along, Sir, an’ I’ll swar they wun’t nobody know the difference. I dun’t need to tell ye I’ll take good keer of it.

*Michael's Sales Associate backs away slowly*

Wal, all right, ef ye feel that way abaout it. Maybe Hobby Lobby wun’t be so fussy as yew be.

 

[scxthursday]

I'm suprised that he managed to save his PS3 and DS but he couldn't save the work of his life. I'd expect The Scrapbook of Fail would be first thing he would grab. Maybe it got lost underneath some pile of shit and he obviously had no time to dig it up.

You should know by now that his life upgrade and stalking camera (3DS) are the most important things in OPL's life. Fuck, if Patti was still alive, fatty probably would have told her to go fuck herself, leave her there, and then he would come back and curse the trolls for making his dog die in a fire he created.

 

[BillRiley]

Can..uh.. may I -ah borrow da frame? I' bwing it back. I just need - I just havta ave a frame for da E-bay auction. Da twrolls know about CREASE DANGER! I’ve got to take that frame home. They’s things I’ve got to try under sarten conditions, an’ it ’ud be a mortal sin to let a red-tape rule hold me up. Let me take it along, Sir, an’ I’ll swar they wun’t nobody know the difference. I dun’t need to tell ye I’ll take good keer of it.

*Michael's Sales Associate backs away slowly*

Wal, all right, ef ye feel that way abaout it. Maybe Hobby Lobby wun’t be so fussy as yew be.

+1000 internets for a scene from "The CWCwich Horror." You, sir, are teh axzome!

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

People in his comments need to stop bringing up this copyright infringement thing. It hasn't been an issue before and it won't be an issue now unless people are badgering ebay about it. It's pointless to actually argue with Chris unless you can offer him something real and immediate. Interested in buying his work for 200 bucks? Fucking contact him privately and ask him if he's willing to sell if you're willing to paypal him the money that day. This is how I know these people are full of shit.

Chris doesn't bug me. Chris is Chris. It's these people who insist upon having rants and discussions in his comments that make me roll my eyes. They're like weens but with more effort and hope put into it and somehow managing to fail twice as hard.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I love Chris's logic. He always feels that if he is having a bad time then his behavior or demands are excused.

And he's always "having a bad time". Chris claims he'll follow the rules when the world isn't being mean to him, but there is literally never a circumstance under which Chris will play fair, because he'll always make something up to explain why he's not getting what he deserves.

his brain got tired and he thought the sentence was done.

Chris thinks he's "done" with whatever he's working on as soon as he gets tired or bored, and that whoever he owes work to should accept it. Probably explains the Fs he got in college.

 

[nsan]

I always forget to ask: Do you guys think that this drawing can be considered as a Relic of Fail?

 

[Pinhead]

Well, this outcome isn't surprising. When you spend your food and living expenses on LEGO, you can't expect a solution to fall out of the sky. I'm slightly confused though. Did Chris spend grocery money on LEGO and is now trying to get that money back for food, or is Chris just trying to get "extra" LEGO money from on top of his Tugboat under the guise of needing food?

 

[Gothicserpent]

Just when I can't think he can get anymore entitled, he somehow does.

 

[Fapcup]

Don't go on us, bro. Just sit back in the glorious satisfaction that this is going to all be Chris' fault when it fails so spectacularly on him. We all know he's not going to sell this piece of shit. The only question is how much rage and whining will Chris make when it happens.

I gotta say, I can't get any more angry (or wish misfortune) at CWC over his actions, than I get when I watch a monkey eating his own feces, or a duck getting gang-raped* on the Discovery Channel.

CWC, the monkey and the duck all do what they do, cause it's in their nature. Their actions might come across as evil or selfish, they may even result in an evil or selfish outcome. But they certainly don't have evil intentions to begin with. They're just doing what comes natural to them.

And obviously, there's only a very thin line between being morally outraged over Chris, and being extremely petty: He's in his early thirties, has to manually deal with some sort of bug infection on his mom's ass, and spends way too much of his 800$ disability tugboat on LEGOs. Doesn't exactly sound like Adolf Hitler, now does he?

In the big scale of things, hell: At ANY scale of things, it shouldn't be too hard to find something better and more rage-worthy to blow a gasket over.



* You read that right: Gang-rape. Ducks are very eager practitioners of gang-rape. 3-4 drakes taking turns/holding down the same hen, is apparently considered very boring, vanilla sex with this peculiar fowl. In fact, it's not unusual to see 10-15 (or even more!) drakes gang up on the same unfortunate duck: Taking turns being on top, while the other bro-ducks wait in eager anticipation, or hold the poor hen down/block her exit. Sometimes they literally rape her to death, as there are too many on top of her, and they accidentally end up drowning her.

 

[Kitty Chandler]

I always forget to ask: Do you guys think that this drawing can be considered as a Relic of Fail?

Wouldn't it be more akin to a Renaissance relic? Since it basically was the item that brought Chris back into centre stage again? Like DaVinci's flying machine it didn't get off the ground but it sure set the stage for things to come.

 

[Gothicserpent]

I gotta say, I can't get any more angry (or wish misfortune) at CWC over his actions, than I get when I watch a monkey eating his own feces, or a duck getting gang-raped* on the Discovery Channel.

CWC, the monkey and the duck all do what they do, cause it's in their nature. Their actions might come across as evil or selfish, they may even result in an evil or selfish outcome. But they certainly don't have evil intentions to begin with. They're just doing what comes natural to them.

And obviously, there's only a very thin line between being morally outraged over Chris, and being extremely petty: He's in his early thirties, has to manually deal with some sort of bug infection on his mom's ass, and spends way too much of his 800$ disability tugboat on LEGOs. Doesn't exactly sound like Adolf Hitler, now does he?

In the big scale of things, hell: At ANY scale of things, it shouldn't be too hard to find something better and more rage-worthy to blow a gasket over.



* You read that right: Gang-rape. Ducks are very eager practitioners of gang-rape. 3-4 drakes taking turns/holding down the same hen, is apparently considered very boring, vanilla sex with this peculiar fowl. In fact, it's not unusual to see 10-15 (or even more!) drakes gang up on the same unfortunate duck: Taking turns being on top, while the other bro-ducks wait in eager anticipation, or hold the poor hen down/block her exit. Sometimes they literally rape her to death, as there are too many on top of her, and they accidentally end up drowning her.

Bug infection? Please do tell.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I'm suprised that he managed to save his PS3 and DS but he couldn't save the work of his life. I'd expect The Scrapbook of Fail would be first thing he would grab. Maybe it got lost underneath some pile of shit and he obviously had no time to dig it up.

He grabbed what he loves most. His PS2 and DS.

Fuck his legacy in Sonichu,I gota catch em all! Can't lose the saved info on Little Pig Blanket how else can he prove to his sweet bolt that he has paid of multiple mortgages in Animal Crossing.

Priorities man! Priorities.

 

[slep]

Did Chris spend grocery money on LEGO and is now trying to get that money back for food, or is Chris just trying to get "extra" LEGO money from on top of his Tugboat under the guise of needing food?

Yes. He spent his money on Legos instead of food and now wants even more money to spend on more Legos instead of for food.

Bug infection? Please do tell.

According to the troll call with Rocky, she revealed that when Bob went to the hospital for the last time, his body was covered with bug bites. Chris has also made mention that Barb has scabies.