Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

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Who passes better as a woman?

  • Autphag:

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I have, actually. Except for the loanwords from English -- a pet buyer might choose between a "buidsidh" (budgie) and a "pèarrad" (parrot) -- the Gàidhlig is about as different in syntax and lexicon from, say, French as you could want. What language would use "oversought" and "adue," much less make @introman a plural noun or add random extra N's to Lenihan?

Ah nice, French. Been slowly relearning the language. I have two friends offering to re-teach me but they're two different types of French.
 
I would have used German as my example because of the "verb on the end of the clause/sentence" thing -- wenn er es wüsste (sorry, my keyboard isn't set up for the correct letter there) -- but technically, Scots, a separate language, is classified as Germanic right along with English, so I went for my Romance language as more different than either Scots or the Gàidhlig (it always takes the definite article -- there's an idiosyncrasy right there) just for funsies.
 
I have, actually. Except for the loanwords from English -- a pet buyer might choose between a "buidsidh" (budgie) and a "pèarrad" (parrot) -- the Gàidhlig is about as different in syntax and lexicon from, say, French as you could want. What language would use "oversought" and "adue," much less make @introman a plural noun or add random extra N's to Lenihan?
"reul" as a suffix is redundant in Korean and so normal nouns can be collective depending on context; "sought" is a synonym for "saw" with the only difference being that of tense and both are used in texts particularly with reference to when Kim Il-Sung or Jong-il ever did anything; "adue" was admittedly me being lazy, but with my cognitive resources sapped by monotroughing Korean language as of late, I care less to be correct in English than ever since it is the language of the culture which betrayed me; and as for Lennihan, honest to God, that's how his name is spelled in NHS Lothian-sent correspondences when I receive them *shrug*
Additionally were you to transliterate his name from Latin script to Chosongul, you'd need the extra N to make syllabic sense: Lenihan -> Ryenneehan, or else n would be dropped and become silent.
 
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So despite being politely asked to come back at a less politically sensitive time, which is code for "never" since the DPRK seems determined to be the spoiled brat of nations forever, your excuse is that you're trying to Koreafy your language? I mean, who cares how you'd spell your own doctor's name in Korean, since presumably you won't be writing to him in that language? The more Koreaboo you make your language... I mean, I didn't actually think you could make it less comprehensible to the laboring masses, but congrats on that, I guess. If your secret proofreader were any good, they would have caught your errors in the name of readability.
 
So despite being politely asked to come back at a less politically sensitive time, which is code for "never" since the DPRK seems determined to be the spoiled brat of nations forever, your excuse is that you're trying to Koreafy your language? I mean, who cares how you'd spell your own doctor's name in Korean, since presumably you won't be writing to him in that language? The more Koreaboo you make your language... I mean, I didn't actually think you could make it less comprehensible to the laboring masses, but congrats on that, I guess. If your secret proofreader were any good, they would have caught your errors in the name of readability.
They de-facto invited me to their Kim Jong-suk chukbok, and are going to mail me DPRK propaganda in both English and entry-Korean whenever they have the available resources and time to do so; I'm willing to wait months for either considering it's better than waiting never for some compassion from neurotypicalia.
 
Finally I can divulge; I sent an email through an anonymous service with photoshopped screen caps showing Facebook posts by "Sophie" (complete with her facial picture) about how she would be infiltrating the embassy to expose Korean propaganda and lies along with faked blog posts (again with facial pictures as his avatar) by Autphag showing anti-North Korean sentiments (back-dated from 2015 onwards.). I had no idea if the email was received but it looks like it was.

The body of the email explained how "Sophie" is a transgender social justice warrior hell bent on exposing North Korean culture and propaganda by posing as a sympathizer and eventually gaining entry into the country. I warned them not to engage "her" in any way.
 
Amping up support for my boo, Cuntster. She needs my help in facing the menace! Also, I told you the north Koreans don't want any more aspergians in their country. Kim jong nam is enough neuro diversity for their country.
Who is dead, and needs a replacement.
 
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They de-facto invited me to their Kim Jong-suk chukbok, and are going to mail me DPRK propaganda in both English and entry-Korean whenever they have the available resources and time to do so; I'm willing to wait months for either considering it's better than waiting never for some compassion from neurotypicalia.


So as soon as you come on today you have to start lying. How sad.
 
So as soon as you come on today you have to start lying. How sad.
Gordon, your entire persona is a lie. Don't even start. I won't bother entertaining the Germans or LagoonaBlue, I know what I did and reported on it faithfully enough. When I do receive those books and the one badge they promised, then you'll know.

If Kim Il Sung is a god, then how come he's dead?
Gods are eternal, dumbass.
 
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Finally I can divulge; I sent an email through an anonymous service with photoshopped screen caps showing Facebook posts by "Sophie" (complete with her facial picture) about how she would be infiltrating the embassy to expose Korean propaganda and lies along with faked blog posts (again with facial pictures as his avatar) by Autphag showing anti-North Korean sentiments (back-dated from 2015 onwards.). I had no idea if the email was received but it looks like it was.

The body of the email explained how "Sophie" is a transgender social justice warrior hell bent on exposing North Korean culture and propaganda by posing as a sympathizer and eventually gaining entry into the country. I warned them not to engage "her" in any way.

You've done your country and Best Korea a great service.

Gordon, your entire persona is a lie. Don't even start. I won't bother entertaining the Germans or LagoonaBlue, I know what I did and reported on it faithfully enough. When I do receive those books and the one badge they promised, then you'll know.

Keep lying Chris, it's all you've done this week.
 
Oh, compassion? Like the compassion you've shown Lagoona for trying to help you with presenting more femme? Is that the level of compassion you want from allistics? Or the compassion you showed @kookerpie for actually sending you stuff? Or the way you callously called @Negi Springfield "a bank" earlier in this very thread? Indeed, the compassion you showed @Fareal for actually giving a shit about your welfare? Or indeed, the compassion in making knife-shopping videos at your previous shrink, or throwing a bottle at your poor wee mammy? Which of those varieties of compassion were you looking for?

Mark my words. I called it earlier and I'm saying it again. Poor old Fionnbarr Lenihan is going to find himself a villain in one of your forthcoming blogposts, just because.
 
Finally I can divulge; I sent an email through an anonymous service with photoshopped screen caps showing Facebook posts by "Sophie" (complete with her facial picture) about how she would be infiltrating the embassy to expose Korean propaganda and lies along with faked blog posts (again with facial pictures as his avatar) by Autphag showing anti-North Korean sentiments (back-dated from 2015 onwards.). I had no idea if the email was received but it looks like it was.

The body of the email explained how "Sophie" is a transgender social justice warrior hell bent on exposing North Korean culture and propaganda by posing as a sympathizer and eventually gaining entry into the country. I warned them not to engage "her" in any way.
Well it didn't work because they took me at my word that I'm Christopher Gillon and they knew me from 2009 encounters on their YouTube media; they know of KF, and know you're a troll, so I had pre-emptively warned of such a correspondence and they confirmed they did receive something like what you'd written, to which I said, "poppycock!" and we'd left it at that.

I predicted what you would do. Not to precise detail, but forewarning of sabotage is a first in Diplomacy 101.
 
Tell lenny that he's a traitor. I have buddies in the south Korean intelligence.
 
Well it didn't work because they took me at my word that I'm Christopher Gillon and they knew me from 2009 encounters on their YouTube media; they know of KF, and know you're a troll, so I had pre-emptively warned of such a correspondence and they confirmed they did receive something like what you'd written, to which I said, "poppycock!" and we'd left it at that.

I predicted what you would do. Not to precise detail, but forewarning of sabotage is a first in Diplomacy 101.
Still, it's telling they didn't let you past the gates. I dare say they will be scrutinizing your past Internet history which I will be forwarding bits and pieces of it to them, along with some more screencaps of your SJW involvement. I think the tranny shit will be the nail in the coffin of whatever attempts you make to get citizenship into their country, when they see how hell-bent you've been on trying to transition they'll blacklist you. How ironic, your pseudo-tranny shtick will be the thing that ruins any chance you have of fulfilling you North Korean cosplay extravaganza.
 
You've done your country and Best Korea a great service.



Keep lying Chris, it's all you've done this week.
Gordon, it's all you've done in 33 years of your pathetic existence; meanwhile, I was candid enough to be up-front in my intentions with the Koreans, and they received my warmly if reticently -- apparently the only reason they didn't open the gates was due to my lack of ambassadorial status, but the "Christmas parties", as stupid Westerners call them -- they're actually celebrating the revolutionary mother -- are open to anyone, and I was told to come back then.
 
Well it didn't work because they took me at my word that I'm Christopher Gillon and they knew me from 2009 encounters on their YouTube media; they know of KF, and know you're a troll, so I had pre-emptively warned of such a correspondence and they confirmed they did receive something like what you'd written, to which I said, "poppycock!" and we'd left it at that.

I predicted what you would do. Not to precise detail, but forewarning of sabotage is a first in Diplomacy 101.

You don't know anything about diplomacy.

Gordon, it's all you've done in 33 years of your pathetic existence; meanwhile, I was candid enough to be up-front in my intentions with the Koreans, and they received my warmly if reticently -- apparently the only reason they didn't open the gates was due to my lack of ambassadorial status, but the "Christmas parties", as stupid Westerners call them -- they're actually celebrating the revolutionary mother -- are open to anyone, and I was told to come back then.

I'd like to know why you're so damn stupid to think you actually know me Chris. You don't and never will. You're mentally ill.
 
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