Sonichu Sonichu drawing for sale

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Yes. He spent his money on Legos instead of food and now wants even more money to spend on more Legos instead of for food.

Alas, if only Chris was slightly less of a nitwit, he'd realize that buying a set, is the most expensive way of getting LEGO's.

He could have spent his money on used LEGO's, and get as many LEGO's (or more!) out of it than he has now, and STILL have money for food.

Cheap, crappy food you have to cook yourself, but still food.
 
He's in his early thirties, has to manually deal with some sort of bug infection on his mom's ass, and spends way too much of his 800$ disability tugboat on LEGOs. Doesn't exactly sound like Adolf Hitler, now does he?

Well, Hitler did say in his bunker that he was supposed to be the ruler of the world. Those damn trolls convinced him that they were going to Calais. It was basically PROMISED!! Instead, the Pickle Men invaded Normandy instead, and tricked him again.

NNNNNNNNGHHHHH! He'll STRRRRANGLE that Winston Churchill!

EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
 
This is what Chris believes:
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Bug infection? Please do tell.

Do a search in the forums for "scabies" or "holy buttocks"and you'll read the awful, awful story yourself.

TLDR: Chris has on numerous occasions, including an email to his brother Cole, explained that his mom has some sort of bug bites on her buttocks.

Said bugs make some sort of holes in her buttocks, and Chris helps her with them.
(Thankfully he doesn't go into too much detail about how he helps her.)

Opinion is divided among Christorians on the exact nature of this bug infestation. Something that's not helped by Chris being fairly vague on the subject, and mentioning different causes and symptoms at different times.

Most serious and expert Christorians lean towards scabies being the culprit though.
 
He literally posted this while I was reading his earlier comment. Weird feeling.

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I wonder when it will cross that tiny, defective brain of his that just like every "girl" who has ever shown an interest in being his sweetheart, each and every single prospective buyer showing interest in buying his art for more than $5 is a troll fucking with him for shits and giggles??

"I REALLY NEED THE MONEY" "for mine and my mother's debts and living"

Then get a job and stop buying toys and games you lazy sack of shit. Maybe I'm getting into A-log territory, but I really hope he doesn't even make $1 on it. He can just hold onto that piece of shit drawing that isn't even worth the cheap materials it was made from. It would make a nice decoration for that cardboard box he'll be living inside of in the not too distant future.
 
Then get a job and stop buying toys and games you lazy sack of shit. Maybe I'm getting into A-log territory, but I really hope he doesn't even make $1 on it. He can just hold onto that piece of shit drawing that isn't even worth the cheap materials it was made from. It would make a nice decoration for that cardboard box he'll be living inside of in the not too distant future.
I don't think you're A-logging. Chris really is a selfish shithead for wasting who knows how many hundreds of dollars on toys and then demanding other people take care of his life needs.
 
I gotta say, I can't get any more angry (or wish misfortune) at CWC over his actions, than I get when I watch a monkey eating his own feces, or a duck getting gang-raped* on the Discovery Channel.

CWC, the monkey and the duck all do what they do, cause it's in their nature. Their actions might come across as evil or selfish, they may even result in an evil or selfish outcome. But they certainly don't have evil intentions to begin with. They're just doing what comes natural to them.

And obviously, there's only a very thin line between being morally outraged over Chris, and being extremely petty: He's in his early thirties, has to manually deal with some sort of bug infection on his mom's ass, and spends way too much of his 800$ disability tugboat on LEGOs. Doesn't exactly sound like Adolf Hitler, now does he?

In the big scale of things, hell: At ANY scale of things, it shouldn't be too hard to find something better and more rage-worthy to blow a gasket over.



* You read that right: Gang-rape. Ducks are very eager practitioners of gang-rape. 3-4 drakes taking turns/holding down the same hen, is apparently considered very boring, vanilla sex with this peculiar fowl. In fact, it's not unusual to see 10-15 (or even more!) drakes gang up on the same unfortunate duck: Taking turns being on top, while the other bro-ducks wait in eager anticipation, or hold the poor hen down/block her exit. Sometimes they literally rape her to death, as there are too many on top of her, and they accidentally end up drowning her.
): i feel worse for the ducks than i do for chris. i feel like this says more about me than anything else
 
It's funny/sad that Chris genuinely can't see what he's doing by acting like such a spoiled shit to people who he wants money from. Kind of like watching a color-blind person try to see the hidden word or number in one of those "are you color-blind?" tests. I guess in this case it's more of a "Are you an obnoxious, clueless asshole?" test.

Almost as funny is the fact that he can't identify this pattern at the very bottom of his own listing...
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That ain't the Met, dude. That's the refrigerator at a day-care center. (with the exception of the Dachshund oil painting, which is probably only on the list because it too is laughably overpriced.)
 
Seriously, if shipping costs to my country would be lower I would buy it, but not for 1000$.

It's worth about 30-40$ to me (mostly because of the author). He will successfully sell it to somebody if he gets rational and sets that price for buy it now.
 
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The thing about valuable artworks is that to the outside observer who might be ignorant about aesthetics, techniques, cultural significance, etc. etc., it can be difficult to determine what a work might be worth. Then there's.....this. I'm not so sure I can be hit in the head enough times to be convinced of the significance behind Chris's art to justify a $1000 price tag. Even with shipping and handling costs to the goddam moon.
 
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The thing about valuable artworks is that to the outside observer who might be ignorant about aesthetics, techniques, cultural significance, etc. etc., it can be difficult to determine what a work might be worth. Then there's.....this. I'm not so sure I can be hit in the head enough times to be convinced of the significance behind Chris's art to justify a $1000 price tag. Even with shipping to the goddam moon.

The thing about the financial value of art is that we currently have a disgusting habit of turning art into celebrity.

A really good watch if you're interested in the value of art:

 
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