DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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It's a bit of a shame as the game checks for your BIOS version if you have a 14th gen intel CPU. So we would have been clear whether or not the CPU is still burning away.
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Just like clockwork, the BIOS is still outdated on his gaming PC

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As you can see the BIOS is still versions behind and the graphic card driver is also not updated.

Way to go Phil !
 
As you can see the BIOS is still versions behind and the graphic card driver is also not updated.
Just for anyone who doesn't want to bother looking it up: Yes, microcode revision 0x12B is the fall 2024 update. Insane.

Also, you can update CPU microcode at every boot without updating the BIOS. Pretty sure Windows update can take care of that nowadays, no? Microcode patching is definitely not BIOS exclusive.
 
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Just like clockwork, the BIOS is still outdated on his gaming PC

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As you can see the BIOS is still versions behind and the graphic card driver is also not updated.

Way to go Phil !
The absolute best part about this is that either:
1) he doesn’t do anything to address this, and eventually his shitty prebuilt PC dies
2) he does the one thing that can possibly fix it, and since it’s Philip Paul Burnell we’re talking about, he would probably somehow manage to brick the PC in the process (and maybe also start a fire in the ahffice? Somehow? I can dream)

As always detractors will win by doing absolutely nothing. Future Intel CPU Disaster Stream stocks are RISING!
 
Just for anyone who doesn't want to bother looking it up: Yes, microcode revision 0x12B is the fall 2024 update. Insane.

Also, you can update CPU microcode at every boot without updating the BIOS. Pretty sure Windows update can take care of that nowadays, no? Microcode patching is definitely not BIOS exclusive.
Let me ask you this. I bought my gaming pC in 2023. It has an Intel 13k gen CPU, now would I have to update it or get a 14k to make sure my setup is running smooth.
 
The absolute best part about this is that either:
1) he doesn’t do anything to address this, and eventually his shitty prebuilt PC dies
2) he does the one thing that can possibly fix it, and since it’s Philip Paul Burnell we’re talking about, he would probably somehow manage to brick the PC in the process (and maybe also start a fire in the ahffice? Somehow? I can dream)

As always detractors will win by doing absolutely nothing. Future Intel CPU Disaster Stream stocks are RISING!
Steam machine will save the business! I'm gonna laugh "ok guyz I need to buy a Steam machine just incase I have issues with my CPU because uh I tried to update the BIOS and it wouldn't work! Microsoft is run by people without street smarts they make this too complicated!"

I would also laugh if his gaming PC broke and he only had his streaming PC so he has to give up on PC gaming as a whole because it's impossible to game and stream on the same PC and then "a generous fan" sends him a whole new PC that is totally not paid for with Klarna.
 
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Just like clockwork, the BIOS is still outdated on his gaming PC

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As you can see the BIOS is still versions behind and the graphic card driver is also not updated.

Way to go Phil !
Microsoft and nVidia didn't call him to let him know about needing to update his bios and drivers. Those mouth drooling books smart nerds who have no idea about real life use cases can tongue punch his fart box ack ack ack.
 
As Ozempig is slowly losing grasp of whatever miniscule sanity he has left, his manipulation tactics have become so transparent that a 5 year old can see through them. In the daily fap he claims that he decided to give Forza a chance, to shut up the Kick chat (that he also totally doesn't care about at all guise) and not because he was sitting comfortable at $52 in donations, two hours into the stream.

And of course the 30 mins he played Horizon was enough of a sample size for Piggie to conclude that the audience doesn't want to see him play that game. Instead they want to witness him slog through a shitty TCG simulator slop game. This man is hellbent on sabotaging his own career. Keep being boring to own the detractors. You're felting us, King.
 
This is so typical Phil: Bought a wheel, doesn't use it because it would mean 5 min of extra work. Instead of trying to milk the dents with Forza and the wheel, he wants the stream to fail so he can do something that is less work for him.
5 min for someone normal yes phil would end up taking 30+ to set the wheel back up.
 
The whole forza arc has been pure mental illness.

Can't process how someone could act like a complete weirdo over a stupid wheel:

" I haven't sold the wheel waaaaah"
" Show me proof I sold it!!"
" it is prob 1000 ft underground that's why i can't show it"
"I'll show it if you gib me 50 bucks"
"I REPEAT!! IT IS READY TO GO, WHERE IS MY MONEY!"
"Ok no deal then you ungrateful fucks!!"

Purest lolcow stream.
 
The whole forza arc has been pure mental illness.

Can't process how someone could act like a complete weirdo over a stupid wheel:

" I haven't sold the wheel waaaaah"
" Show me proof I sold it!!"
" it is prob 1000 ft underground that's why i can't show it"
"I'll show it if you gib me 50 bucks"
"I REPEAT!! IT IS READY TO GO, WHERE IS MY MONEY!"
"Ok no deal then you ungrateful fucks!!"

Purest lolcow stream.
You might get the impression he is trying his damndest to get the attention of Triple P (you know the drill) again but Jer is so massive he blocks out everything else
 
I don't know why he doesn't set up some cheap merch store, honestly. Aren't there ones where you just send in a design and they'll slap it on a t-shirt on demand? I feel like he'd at least sell a few to his dents, seems like he's leaving money on the table.
Slightly late to the party, but I think he can't get away with it, even with his dents, because not even his dents really like him. There was a point in time where enough people unironically liked Phil enough for merch to be an option. Not a highly successful one, but there'd be the odd fan who'd post themselves with the merch.

Nowadays, even Phil's most diehard dents don't really like Phil. There's no benefit to them buying DSP merch and, for obvious reasons, they wouldn't want to out themselves as actually being a DSP supporter.
 
You might get the impression he is trying his damndest to get the attention of Triple P (you know the drill) again but Jer is so massive he blocks out everything else
KC flat out said they want to watch some DSP because he is crashing out and they watched a little bit but don't really want to do it because it's going to end up getting him more money. They know if they give him actual coverage dentractors are gonna go back over to Kick and start sub bombing him again for attention.

Something else funny is that tons of people are playing Mixtape just to shit on it for being the dogshit game it is and getting insane views and $$$$ on streams/videos while doing so but of course DSP is too shit of a content creator to actually do that style of kahntent.
 
I tune in at the very end of his special ed Pokemon stream for retarded manbabies and it's him having a spergout because trolls in Kick chat are talking about him selling his Cyraxx-style steering wheel controller lmao.

Could have just laughed it off... but this reaction is making you awfully suspect, Phillip!


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HE SOLD THE STEERING WHEEL!
HE'S DESTITUTE!
HE'S POOR!
So he didnt sell his WWE Champions account.
 
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