Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

[Begemot]

One of my fantasies is to grab either LagoonaBlue or Fareal by the hair over a washbasin whilst slitting them and bending their necks over the perimeter and get them to say,

"I'M SORRY FOR PRETENDING TO BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN A MEDIOCRE FEMALE, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY'" -- fake fear fuelled by indignation to narcissistic injury of course per the theory of women set out in FR -- "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME" (egotistical supply depletion; they're all suicidal secretly)

You sound rattled, Christopher, you've been up all night. You're tired and emotional. Easy prey....

 

[Autphag]

You are always in the company of someone else, now.

You know, for a borderline, that might even be soothing. You are all terrified of abandonment and rejection.

Now I'm always with you, like a cancer.

I also don't believe you.

Also I have no £20 notes to spare; my finances are deeply accounted for, I keep to North Korean average income (no, it's not £2 a month as the Daily Mail claims; it's about $400 USD, that's for a Pyongyangite of working class status, Pyongyang is roughly at the same GDP per capita as late-80s Britain, actually) as a guide of 'comfortable living' which is about 1/3rd of my benefits, yet emergencies keep eating up the other 2/3rds which is less than expedient and very annoying.

My mother survived on the inflation-corrected equivalent whilst raising a family. I don't see why it isn't good enough for me, but I'm not wasting rainy-days on fetishes, I can soothe myself with my own insights, thanks.

 

[Fareal]

I called in a wee favour from my BFF, you know, the one with Aspergers that's not like you.

Those academic contacts he has in the DPRK will be getting your domestic terrorism file (you knew you had that, right?) in the next few hours, along with his serious concerns that you might try to harm the ambassador's family in the future. Those were some pretty awful threats you sent Walter.

I included a few extra pictures. The police ones are not as recent as mine, but how could they be?

Consider this a gift: thanks to me, your beloved DPRK regime now finally knows who you are.

I mean, they know you are an American-paid infiltrator with a history of sexually abusing children and a collection of CP that focuses especially on "Korean" children, but they know who you are.

Don't bother trying to get that visa.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I think highly of how I try to use it, on the other hand.

Dear gods above, did you just make a logical comment? You did. I threw you an upvote for that. It kind of sucks that you had to be taunted all night by Fareal to get to a point of sounding reasonable, but have my "agree" for what that's worth.

 

[Autphag]

I called in a wee favour from my BFF, you know, the one with Aspergers that's not like you.

Those academic contacts he has in the DPRK will be getting your domestic terrorism file (you knew you had that, right?) in the next few hours, along with his serious concerns that you might try to harm the ambassador's family in the future. Those were some pretty awful threats you sent Walter.

I included a few extra pictures. The police ones are not as recent as mine, but how could they be?

Consider this a gift: thanks to me, your beloved DPRK regime now finally knows who you are.

I mean, they know you are an American-paid infiltrator with a history of sexually abusing children and a collection of CP that focuses especially on "Korean" children, but they know who you are.

Don't bother trying to get that visa.

I'll believe it when you offer this magical empiricist proof.

I didn't know I had a domestic terrorrism file which included delusional garbage concocted by David Black of the CID simply because he didn't know the difference between paedophilia and infantilism, but colour me unsurprised. I can bet he wrote most of it.

 

[Fareal]

I'll believe it when you offer this magical empiricist proof.

I didn't know I had a domestic terrorrism file which included delusional garbage concocted by David Black of the CID simply because he didn't know the difference between paedophilia and infantilism, but colour me unsurprised. I can bet he wrote most of it.

I'm afraid that stuff is all a wee bit above DS Black's pay grade. Rest assured, the rest of what he put in your standard criminal scum files is well entertaining though. The contempt they have for you really shines through. The report of your last welfare check is a fucking hoot.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Dogs are useful to society in any number of ways: search and rescue; finding cadavers at disaster sites; comforting veterans; enabling mobility of blind persons; detecting the subtle chemical changes that occur before a seizure (my friend's carried her medications and some water in its vest pockets, could signal her to sit tf down, and knew the command "Go find Daddy," i.e. my friend's husband, if that was possible); helping people with countless other disabilities, autism not excluded; guarding things; hunting things; herding farm animals without harming them (the Border collie is especially bright and can make a flock of sheep do figures-of-eight all day if ordered)... I don't think I have to make the comparison here between what dogs give humanity and what certain people who think very highly of their own intellect merely take from it.

Dogs like malamutes are great for traveling. Mongolians would use their mastiff's fur for clothing and bedding. Newfoundlander's are often used as life guards due to how well they swim and can handle cold water well.

 

[Autphag]

I'm afraid that stuff is all a wee bit above DS Black's pay grade. Rest assured, the rest of what he put in your standard criminal scum files is well entertaining though. The contempt they have for you really shines through. The report of your last welfare check is a fucking hoot.

Again, colour me unsurprised as the dislike is mutual -- dismissing my work as doggerel on the advisory of someone whom at the time was a mere social work almoner ("autistics excel in vocabulary" my arse; it wasn't that wordy, Aspergian Socialism is a Science was stilted as fuck) had incendiated me to no end.

But, let's see now... I can believe you're familiar with such things through a grapevine. How's that delivery of anything more than circumstantial proof coming along? I mean you couldn't even prove you'd read enough of each edition of FR to ensure you'd copyrighted the right one, then showed your ignorance of non-British copyright law such that somebody of your intellectual superior -- the one I'm entrusting as heir -- found within minutes your bluff.

Under-talented Celts and their contempt for their racial superiors honestly irks me, and it is why we need Songbun to place you in a field. Tilling might actually give you some moral decorum.

 

[Pikimon]

I'll believe it when you offer this magical empiricist proof.

I didn't know I had a domestic terrorrism file which included delusional garbage concocted by David Black of the CID simply because he didn't know the difference between paedophilia and infantilism, but colour me unsurprised. I can bet he wrote most of it.

Offer proof that you even went to embassy first retard

 

[Autphag]

Offer proof that you even went to embassy first retard

It's far more serious than any of this. Because I wasn't "nice" to this clearly unstable bitch, she wants to see me ruined, which strangely I'm fine with because my moral calculus is too well developed to be dominated by the sort of simplistic fear psychology she's working with. I'm not a stereotypical British lumpenprole by a long shot. She's working with wrong tactics. She's working with shit tactics, "incorrect hits", as Kim Jong-un would contemptuously say.

 

[Pikimon]

my moral calculus is too well developed

Bitch please, you've advocated for sex slavery of children.

 

[Coconut Gun]

It's far more serious than any of this. Because I wasn't "nice" to this clearly unstable bitch, she wants to see me ruined, which strangely I'm fine with because my moral calculus is too well developed to be dominated by the sort of simplistic fear psychology she's working with. I'm not a stereotypical British lumpenprole by a long shot. She's working with wrong tactics. She's working with shit tactics, "incorrect hits", as Kim Jong-un would contemptuously say.

How does what you said relate to what he said at all?

 

[Autphag]

How does what you said relate to what he said at all?

You're thicker than stale bread, I think anybody on this thread would concur. Find a thread at your paygrade. A Celtoslavonic, marginal-Mongoloid is speaking with some undertalented, overpromoted Pictoid whose idea of fearmongering is... actually, that's attributing too much to them.

From the beginning, they just seemed like your stereotypical overeducated trash. The bastard who represented me as my solicitor on Public Defense, David Haran; pressurizing me into advisory of an insanity defense only to renege on it when he belatedly realise it wouldn't work, thereby extending my remand time by some 2 months. I ADVISED IT WAS A BAD TACTIC. He didn't listen because I was an "autistic simpleton", of course.

Your contempt for autists is not a laughing matter.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You're thicker than stale bread, I think anybody on this thread would concur. Find a thread at your paygrade. A Celtoslavonic, marginal-Mongoloid is speaking with some undertalented, overpromoted Pictoid whose idea of fearmongering is... actually, that's attributing too much to them.

From the beginning, they just seemed like your stereotypical overeducated trash. The bastard who represented me as my solicitor on Public Defense, David Haran; pressurizing me into advisory of an insanity defense only to renege on it when he belatedly realise it wouldn't work, thereby extending my remand time by some 2 months. I ADVISED IT WAS A BAD TACTIC. He didn't listen because I was an "autistic simpleton", of course.

Your contempt for autists is not a laughing matter.

You still are a autistic simpleton. Nothing has change nor will it ever with you.

 

[Pikimon]

He didn't listen because I was an "autistic simpleton", of course.

He wasn't wrong.

 

[Fareal]

Again, colour me unsurprised as the dislike is mutual -- dismissing my work as doggerel on the advisory of someone whom at the time was a mere social work almoner ("autistics excel in vocabulary" my arse; it wasn't that wordy, Aspergian Socialism is a Science was stilted as fuck) had incendiated me to no end.

But, let's see now... I can believe you're familiar with such things through a grapevine. How's that delivery of anything more than circumstantial proof coming along? I mean you couldn't even prove you'd read enough of each edition of FR to ensure you'd copyrighted the right one, then showed your ignorance of non-British copyright law such that somebody of your intellectual superior -- the one I'm entrusting as heir -- found within minutes your bluff.

Under-talented Celts and their contempt for their racial superiors honestly irks me, and it is why we need Songbun to place you in a field. Tilling might actually give you some moral decorum.

Christ, Cuntster is getting awful good at impersonating your "friends".

You rest assured my copyright claim is perfectly in order, sweet bird. Squealing like a jail cell fucktoy about "versions" displays only that you can be fooled by anyone who can fail to understand Wikipedia. To be absolutely fair to Cuntster though, that was a deliberate wrong steer on the Berne Convention. You grasped at it with the desperation of your real father grasping at your sisters though.

The proof of all that is coming to you, the ruination of what is left of your laughable existence, will be revealed to you as it unfolds, a relentless nightmare of false hopes and shattered trust and despair.

No more shall be forthcoming here; we have other venues to discuss you and in there I will upload the recordings. They won't quite be JULAAAYYYY standard, but they will have a deep hilarity all of their own. You really need to start looking for those cameras, you know.

The dox are going up there over the next day or two. Cuntster and I will meet up to go through them together tomorrow afternoon. Harvey Nicks, Forth Floor restaurant, 4pm. There, that's a nice clue for you: if you showed up you could even get my picture. We will be in your locality both before and after. We have things to do and people to see, in the way of ladies about town.

I'll put your Kindle back if you can find even one camera by.... Friday, say?

But no, I'm not going to tell you everything that's going to happen ahead of time, silly rabbit.

After all, no one likes spoilers.

The stuff with the college, the SQA certificates and the fraud charge is going to be hysterical though.

 

[Autphag]

The stuff with the college, the SQA certificates and the fraud charge is going to be hysterical though.

Sorry?

 

[Fareal]

Sorry?

SHIT THAT SHOULD HAVE HAD A SPOILER WARNING

 

[Cuntster]

amongst enemies I turn into an army private

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Autphag]

SHIT THAT SHOULD HAVE HAD A SPOILER WARNING

I have defrauded nobody and I don't understand why you are doing any of this, but I have to appeal to somebody for advice to fight this.

As uncertain as I am where to start, I've a few ideas circulating my mind. WHY is it that you're trying to ruin my life? I want to know motivations beyond this pretense that LagoonaBlue was anything other than a troll. I want to know why you had hated me from the beginning only to convey a shtick of nicety.

I may very well attend, if only to ask those questions, show your reluctance to answer, and evince for all who the evasive and destructive parties are here.