LGBT 7/26/17: Response to Trump Wanting to Remove Trans People from US Military

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Chris hasn't taken too well to Trump banning transexuals from the military.

Apparently Bob served in Korea? Was this known? Also I'm pretty sure openly LGBT people weren't allowed in the military then and Bob had no actual recollections he told Chris prior to his passing about gay soldiers, so Chris is just making an assumption here. Also more whining to Cole Smithey.

Lastly he compares Trump to Scrooge McDuck for reasons? This was met with people stating the obvious, Scrooge McDuck is a fictional character.

 

[Sho'nuff]

Seeing as Bob hated the fags, I doubt Bob ever told any stories about gay soldiers he served with.

I actually doubt Bob told Chris any stories about when he served, Chris can't sit still long enough to hear a story, unless he has food or cancerpocketmonsters to distract him.

 

[Excelina]

The military would've kicked those guys out in Bob's day.


I'm not even sure why he had to bring that duck into this but I guess Chris needed some ground to stand on, which isn't there.

Probably because Tumblr is jizzing over the DuckTales reboot as there's a lot of fandom-loved voice actors in it.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Trans spend 3 hours a day dilating or their open wound seals up, good luck doing that in the field.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

It's hilarious how Chris doesn't remember Bob calling him a faggot to his face

 

[TrannyBO]

Someone has probably pointed this out already, but it seems that to Chris "South Korea" and "Seoul, Korea" are the same thing.

 

[The Man With No Name]

I don't think Bob served with any LGBTQ soldiers, Chris. They didn't let fags in the army back then.

 

[Lipitor]

This actually benefits Chris, he just doesn't realize it. If Chris were to ever get drafted, he wouldn't want to go. Now he has an excuse for why he can't be in the army and has to stay at home on tugboat.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

This actually benefits Chris, he just doesn't realize it. If Chris were to ever get drafted, he wouldn't want to go. Now he has an excuse for why he can't be in the army and has to stay at home on tugboat.

Someone pointed it out to him.

 

[The Fool]

new chris is REEEEEEEEEEing, old chris would be happy

Actually old chris said he liked the ideas of gays being in the military so they can go die on the battlefield
You'd think now he'd want the opposite of that
I mean, I'm totally with him. It might be funny to see trannies get actual, legitimate PTSD instead of ranting about how squeaky toys trigger them because it reminds them of that one time they lost their favorite rubber ruck at the beach

 

[Nekromantik]

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Trump used his money to try to make America great again. All Scrooge ever did was get more money so he could swim in it. When you think of the name Scrooge you don't thing generous.

 

[Marvin]

Lucky for him, Chris is too old to be drafted.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Nigga, what?
Talk about projection issues, I am now convinced that Chris is well aware of people still telling him he's nothing but a leach on society.

Scrooge isn't actually real, dummy!

Chris:
Has never made out with anyone aside from Barb.
Has No children
Has no prospects for a romantic partner
His only true friends are trapped inside his mind, just like the vagina of his female soul
Has a family that wants nothing to do with him
Not even people on twitter respect Chris enough to engage in real conversations with him, it's all either "Juulays", "Give Me Money", or "Put Me in Sonichu".

Trump:
Billionaire
Has several kids who are rich
Is so rich, he didn't have to take a paycheck to become president
Has genuine respect from family, friends, and people he does not even know

Although Bob provided a valuable service, he wasn't on the front lines taking Agent Orange and galavanting with syphilitic Asians.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Nigga, what?
Talk about projection issues, I am now convinced that Chris is well aware of people still telling him he's nothing but a leach on society.

Scrooge isn't actually real, dummy!

Chris:
Has never made out with anyone aside from Barb.
Has No children
Has no prospects for a romantic partner
His only true friends are trapped inside his mind, just like the vagina of his female soul
Has a family that wants nothing to do with him
Not even people on twitter respect Chris enough to engage in real conversations with him, it's all either "Juulays", "Give Me Money", or "Put Me in Sonichu".

Trump:
Billionaire
Has several kids who are rich
Is so rich, he didn't have to take a paycheck to become president
Has genuine respect from family, friends, and people he does not even know

Although Bob provided a valuable service, he wasn't on the front lines taking Agent Orange and galavanting with syphilitic Asians.

Wait whoa Chris made out with Barb? I knew he had some weird unhealthy Oedipus shit going on inside but I missed that. Sweet Jesus I need a tall mug of Clorox now.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Uhh... this doesn't sound like the Bob the trolls knew. The Bob the trolls knew would call people faggots for crossdressing.

The "Bob was a southern bigot" theories are pretty dumb, but that doesn't mean that Chris' theories are any less dumb. And Bob was his own father.

I think rifling through Bob's stamps (especially the rainbow one) gave Chris some serious rose tinted glasses about his beliefs.

 

[heymate]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually agree with Chris on something. I feel that Chris is rightfully upset this time, even though I don't consider him a legitimate trans person. The point is, ANYONE who is up for joining the military and serving their country should be able to do so. It doesn't matter what your stance on transgenderism is, that doesn't matter. Nothing matters. The only thing that matters is how well you are able to fight.

Your biological sex, your orientation, or your skin color shouldn't affect your rights to serve your country. If you want to serve, you should be allowed to do that.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually agree with Chris on something. I feel that Chris is rightfully upset this time, even though I don't consider him a legitimate trans person. The point is, ANYONE who is up for joining the military and serving their country should be able to do so. It doesn't matter what your stance on transgenderism is, that doesn't matter. Nothing matters. The only thing that matters is how well you are able to fight.

Your biological sex, your orientation, or your skin color shouldn't affect your rights to serve your country. If you want to serve, you should be allowed to do that.

Bollocks, once you have that operation you become a massive liability, no one has a right to military service.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually agree with Chris on something. I feel that Chris is rightfully upset this time, even though I don't consider him a legitimate trans person. The point is, ANYONE who is up for joining the military and serving their country should be able to do so. It doesn't matter what your stance on transgenderism is, that doesn't matter. Nothing matters. The only thing that matters is how well you are able to fight.

Your biological sex, your orientation, or your skin color shouldn't affect your rights to serve your country. If you want to serve, you should be allowed to do that.

The thing is, we don't know if Chris is actually informed on the issues and making a reasonable choice instead of argeeing with Twitter and Tumblr. He didn't even know about BLM or how blacks have struggled. All Chris sees are the words "tranny" and "Trump", and he goes into attack mode with dumb analogies about Duck Tales.

Wait whoa Chris made out with Barb? I knew he had some weird unhealthy Oedipus shit going on inside but I missed that. Sweet Jesus I need a tall mug of Clorox now.

I was exaggerating, which means Chris "has never been kissed".

 

[Broseph]

This actually benefits Chris, he just doesn't realize it. If Chris were to ever get drafted, he wouldn't want to go. Now he has an excuse for why he can't be in the army and has to stay at home on tugboat.

Chris would probably be an even more autistic version of Gomer Pyle from Full Metal Jacket, minus the whole shootin' the sarge and blowing his head off with a shotgun...

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris would probably be an even more autistic version of Gomer Pyle from Full Metal Jacket, minus the whole shootin' the sarge and blowing his head off with a shotgun...

He even had his own catch-phrases like Chris' curse-ye-ha-me-ha
Bob has always been like Sgt. Carter.