7/27 - Doopie's Patreon sketch for Chris

[Holliday Special]

"we need da monayy fur feeeewd"
And useless fucking drawings, apparently.

Chicken Soup for the Female Soul?

 

[Ray Streip]

Yeah, the ED page set that off.

I dunno, I could see Chris's desperation (especially knowing of his mom's impending death) driving him to get ballsier and taking more initiative (while still retaining his bizarre "Girls make the first move" idiosyncrasy, which is the envelope-pushing behavior in action): boyfriend be damned, Chris is the right (wo)man for Doopie and she just doesn't know it yet.

 

[CWCchange]

Even Megan...?

Megan was somewhat sympathetic to his constant creepy sexual advances by blaming his autism, and because of free shit he bought her on eBay. If I was Doopie, I'd BTFO for being called "darling" with many question marks after not being around for only a couple days. I suppose the autism is mutual and she doesn't realize until Chris draws hentai of her or exposes himself again.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Might be a bit too of me, but I don't really think Chris means anything creepy by calling her 'darling'.

Yeah, it's like how Chris calls Barb "dear" without realizing how weird that sounds.

Of course, he's dreamed of having sex with Barb, so who knows how he feels about Doopie.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

it's the first time I've noticed Chris call someone darling though.

Thanks for the info! He tends to adopt "old lady" mannerisms, tho. Remember the "dang dirty trolls"? that's straight out the mouth of a western prospector.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

he just needs to say the right thing to win Doopie's heart

Chris likely thinks romance works in a videogame-like way -- if you talk to someone enough, they inevitably go out with you because their "love points" reached a certain level. Or there's certain things that need to be said to inevitably unlock the "relationship achievement." Free will doesn't really factor in.

 

[mobilesuitbundem]

Then again it would probably take Chris half his life to draw something remotely of that quality....

It's taken half of his life to get where he is now.

 

[Optimus Prime]

it's the first time I've noticed Chris call someone darling though.

Thanks for the info! He tends to adopt "old lady" mannerisms, tho. Remember the "dang dirty trolls"? that's straight out the mouth of a western prospector.

Could also be a pony thing. One of the main characters, Rarity, calls any of her friends 'darling' often - hell, I think they even parodied this fact in one episode where how other characters see her and she says 'darling' literally every second word.

Chris likely thinks romance works in a videogame-like way -- if you talk to someone enough, they inevitably go out with you because their "love points" reached a certain level. Or there's certain things that need to be said to inevitably unlock the "relationship achievement." Free will doesn't really factor in.

That fucking Sprung game really must have distorted his views on the subject.

 

[heymate]

That fucking Sprung game really must have distorted his views on the subject.

According to Sprung, "So, do angels have names?" is the perfect pickup line. Guaranteed to make the ladies squirt in their panties every time.

I wonder when Chris is going to sing "So Need a Cute Girl" to Doopie?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

@Marvin @The American Hedgehog how come neither the CWCki nor ED article on Doopie mentions her separate porn commission Patreon?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

@Marvin @The American Hedgehog how come neither the CWCki nor ED article on Doopie mentions her separate porn commission Patreon?

The CWCki's articles on people tend to focus on how Chris interacts with them, and he hasn't mentioned Doopie's porn commission page yet. I'll see about adding it into the article somewhere.

 

[CatParty]

The CWCki's articles on people tend to focus on how Chris interacts with them, and he hasn't mentioned Doopie's porn commission page yet. I'll see about adding it into the article somewhere.

you have the incorrect "real name"

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also she has more porn than real art, it may be better to include that

 

[Subconcious Offense]

The CWCki's articles on people tend to focus on how Chris interacts with them, and he hasn't mentioned Doopie's porn commission page yet. I'll see about adding it into the article somewhere.

I see, I thought it was for something like not wanting to help anyone shill their Patreons or something along that line. If the focus is on Chris then yeah there is no reason for it to be added, but I wonder if it is only a matter of time.

 

[Woodcutting bot]

Not THICC enough.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

That fucking Sprung game really must have distorted his views on the subject.

Someone once said that to Chris, the "Sweetheart" is a pre-selected role to be filled. The girl's personality -- or even who she is -- doesn't really matter to Chris; what matters to him is if she meets the criteria of the Attraction Sign and can provide the God And The Bear Basically Promised Daughter Crystal. When a girl doesn't go with the "script" -- like one of the "theoretical exes" challenging the name Crystal, or "Catherine" not going along with the dialog Chris wanted for the "date" -- it causes Chris "prickly wicklies."

Yeah, TV and vidya really messed Chris up.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Realistic amount of thicc

Fixed Version.

 

[MarineN*423543]

Realistic amount of thicc

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only problem, rag on a stick should be replaced with a axe body spray, any ammount of cleaning habit may cause prickly wicklies on chris

 

[Optimus Prime]

only problem, rag on a stick should be replaced with a axe body spray, any ammount of cleaning habit may cause prickly wicklies on chris

Counterpoint: who the hell is going to keep the house clean? Chris sure as hell isn't and you know he lives on that 50's housewife stereotype.

 

[MarineN*423543]

oh yeah i forgot rosechu is the wife, then again chris wants to be a woman, have anyone told him in that case he should do ...oh no...chores!!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

you have the incorrect "real name"

Thanks. It's added in.

I see, I thought it was for something like not wanting to help anyone shill their Patreons or something along that line. If the focus is on Chris then yeah there is no reason for it to be added, but I wonder if it is only a matter of time.

I put it in under External links.