Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

JackDavis said:
I can't stand when Phil burps on the mic. The snorts and throat clearing are ticks he has so those are hard to control because his brain is constantly telling him to do it. Burps on the other hand are disgusting and you can easily mute or turn away from the mic. It's easy to not subject the viewers to that and this is especially true on a Discord/Skype call.

Which brings me to the SoKast. There's someone on the SoKast who has been making a regular habit of burping into the mic on purpose, probably because they think it's funny. How can you criticize Phil for being disgusting when you go about doing the same things he does? Phil does it to be funny, and you call it gross, then go about doing the same thing to be funny? Okay then.
Click to expand...
What annoys me is that they'll do that, but then Fred will turn around and hold up the whole stream for what feels like hours because of minor audio issues. I remember one of the earlier SoKasts had a guest on who had a slightly crackling mic and Fred would not shut the fuck up about it.

Adamska said:
They also completely fucked up their Let's Endure of Poorly Cooking With the King due to managing to become more obnoxious than DSP's ex ever was in video form due to a desire to skit her out... and did this type of shit right until the hospital video due to being dimly aware of how dickish it'd be otherwise.

The only big difference between them and Phil is that they can read the atmosphere.
Click to expand...

That whole thing was so cringe inducing.

Skyclaw said:
The lets endures just have way too many people talking over eachother to be enjoyable, i mush prefer pyromegadeths endures since its just 2 people makes it way easier to hear everything.

The Scarface lets endure could've been really good if freddy boys mic wasn't fucking up every 5 minutes. I mean after the 5th time your mic has fucked up you would stop the stream to try and fix it..christ even dsp will stop the stream to fix a faulty mic.
Click to expand...

Mega and Bucket are great. Mega and Lich are okay. Any combo of mega/lich/bucket is superior to the SoK or tevin. And they don't talk over TIHYDPs that other people made, they watch the raw footage and edit it as they're enduring it.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: ZachAutist and Stay safe
SirJamesDTech said:
It's not e-begging though on TXT's part since a subscription is purely voluntary and bits/tips are given on an unsolicited basis...meaning they aren't expected. He isn't a member of the SoK and thus isn't subject to their aristocracy bullshit of decreeing that no one shall make a cent, even when that individual's streams have nothing to do with DSP.
Pol is a typical ladder climber that will use anybody as a rung on his way up, no matter who he has to kick off in order to get there. Gutless piece of shit that uses bully tactics with his big mouth to try and get his way, then runs and cries to daddy Freddy for help when he needs support. People close to that group would be wise not to turn their back on him :knife:
We shall see what happens next, if anything.
Click to expand...

He's also dumb enough he constantly unironically does shit /pol/ does as a joke.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: El Porko Fako
Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
Assuming it's true. We're watching an attention whore fight, so I'm pretty sure everything either of them says is only partially true at best.
Click to expand...

Hmm, well Pol said he'd stop talking about DSP fans video-wise at least. Still generalized all of them on Twitter though and said they're insane. Pot, meet kettle..

Keystone said:
Got a link or archive for that info? Cause it sounds like a fun read.
Click to expand...

Sadly, no. My friend was in an unrecorded call with Pol and his wife said it in the call.
 
DonaldChump said:
I didnt even really know who he was until i watched that video and heard him punctuate his thoughts with 'ohkay' which ive never hesrd anyone but DSP do, and i was like, wait how is this guy a hater, he's so much like DSP, it's hilarious.
Click to expand...
He hates Phil for two reasons by my reckoning. The first is that they're cut of the same cloth and he recognizes on some level this fact, meaning he's projecting like an IMAX. The other and more important reason is sheer sour grapes. Ironically this fucker is jealous Phil has his name out there, even if it is as a joke, and he's desperately trying to see if some of that brand recognition can rub off on him.

He is legit jealous of Phil, and that's just sad.
 
  • Agree
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: Draza, MarvinTheParanoidAndroid, El Porko Fako and 3 others

I just realized something. His eyes are glossy, and he talks like he is drunk. Where he sometimes slurs his words.
And it's often like this when he makes this types of videos.
I know he don't think people can tell since he is bold enough to make them. But when I first realized. It does make almost too much sense.
It at least does explain the slob image and not caring one bit over looking like a un shaved pussy...
 
  • Dumb
  • Autistic
  • Agree
Reactions: Xenomorph, FunnY, Near and 6 others
Alright KoP is a known liar and is on the fast track for becoming a less successful dsp. I'm not sure if he's an alog though, since Logatto had the sense to quit when he got in too deep, He reminds me how chris would try to get famous peoples attention on youtube.
 
SirJamesDTech said:
It's not e-begging though on TXT's part since a subscription is purely voluntary and bits/tips are given on an unsolicited basis...meaning they aren't expected. He isn't a member of the SoK and thus isn't subject to their aristocracy bullshit of decreeing that no one shall make a cent, even when that individual's streams have nothing to do with DSP.
Pol is a typical ladder climber that will use anybody as a rung on his way up, no matter who he has to kick off in order to get there. Gutless piece of shit that uses bully tactics with his big mouth to try and get his way, then runs and cries to daddy Freddy for help when he needs support. People close to that group would be wise not to turn their back on him :knife:
We shall see what happens next, if anything.
Click to expand...

People in the Sok are so quick to turn on anybody for this shit. It really isn't any different then Dsp fans turning on each other when one has any kind of criticism. /Pol/ even had a tweet he was about to start accepting money "but after a heart to heart with Fred" decided against it. They can all laugh over Slowbeef getting bits/subs while pretending to be Dsp, but Txt has one fucking emote and he is treated like the scum of the Earth. It is not like I have a dog in the fight, but I don't remember electing the Sok to create/enforce laws in the "detractor community." They sold t-shirts that were obviously Phil merchandise, just because they gave the cash away doesn't make this hypocritical.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: ZachAutist, Honeybunny, Chaosbandit and 1 other person
uhh retard.jpg

Did he figure out what the 3 initials stood for, and is threatening to upload the movie he never took down and shared in this thread?
durr.jpg

I suggest that old moderator friend ban those fake kiwifarm accounts. Who would make fake accounts and shitpost on here about anyone. I am glad Bryan is looking in to this.
 
  • Autistic
  • Informative
Reactions: kcbbq, Near and FunnY
Doesn't KoP "know" the owners of smashcast as well? Friends in high places.
 
  • Like
Reactions: FunnY
BSV said:
View attachment 254999
Did he figure out what the 3 initials stood for, and is threatening to upload the movie he never took down and shared in this thread?
View attachment 255000
I suggest that old moderator friend ban those fake kiwifarm accounts. Who would make fake accounts and shitpost on here about anyone. I am glad Bryan is looking in to this.
Click to expand...
So @FedoraManManMan has decided to go off on a wild goose chase for "fake accounts" which is the height of irony to anyone who has read past page 2 of the thread we are in and sees that Pol attempted pathetically to white knight himself until some digging discovered he had created a fake account.
And nobody is shitposting. Pol has a thread here for a reason, and his own actions keep adding more fuel to the fire. Much like DarksydePhil.
A guy like Pol has to try and control the argument in a debate by shouting over the other person, and if the conversation is going on in a forum then he wants that other person silenced. Or he threatens irrationally to put the other person in a coma. Again, it's uncanny who that sounds like.
We're all so impressed by your "connections" Bryan, since you've clearly been reading this thread with bloodshot hatred in your eyes. Come on back onto Kiwi and it can be hashed out on the battlefield of ideas...instead of trying to get others to do your dirty work getting people banned.
 
  • Winner
  • Agree
Reactions: El Porko Fako, ZachAutist, FunnY and 1 other person
BSV said:
View attachment 254999
Did he figure out what the 3 initials stood for, and is threatening to upload the movie he never took down and shared in this thread?
View attachment 255000
I suggest that old moderator friend ban those fake kiwifarm accounts. Who would make fake accounts and shitpost on here about anyone. I am glad Bryan is looking in to this.
Click to expand...

Yep I'm getting a pretty bit stingy feeling about it. I only stumbled upon the thread while I was dealing with that Zach L A-Log. It wasn't like I'm doing anything hurtful lol.
 
You can't make this shit up! He is making an avatar that he is mocking because he tries to make it look like phil. Does he not see the irony in that the character looks just as much as him.

You can't make this shit up.jpg
 
Last edited by a moderator:
  • Dumb
  • Autistic
Reactions: Xenomorph, JamFlowMan, Picaninnyfreeze and 4 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back