Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
Russ has just decisively nuked any hope of a future career with this, at law or anything else.

In the law, you can be crazy, you can make dumb arguments, you can press legal theories that don't make a lick of sense.

You can be silly, you can be outright autistic, you can be the biggest asshole in the world.

What you can't be is late.
 
Oh my god, he had it marked down as 2PM all the way back then too :story:

So he actually wasn't wrong about his phone alarm being set at the wrong time. That doesn't excuse the fact that the court papers had 1:30 clearly marked and highlighted.

I don't know about you guys, but I always double (and even triple) check the times for important events.
 
I'm sorry that sucked so bad. It wouldn't reconnect and then my damn phone wouldn't videotape. Probably because the YouTube app was still holding it. I didn't want him to know I was filming him. I have to get to a computer because I line 45. Mins away
There's a library around the corner. Going now. Will explain as much as I can then I have more stuff that will come out later. You'll get something good don't worry
 
I'm sorry that sucked so bad. It wouldn't reconnect and then my damn phone wouldn't videotape. Probably because the YouTube app was still holding it. I didn't want him to know I was filming him. I have to get to a computer because I line 45. Mins away
There's a library around the corner. Going now. Will explain as much as I can then I have more stuff that will come out later. You'll get something good don't worry

I like the sound of this!

Dwarfslayer has a ring to it

Russbane.
 
Long time lurker, HAD to sign up today after this event!

Is anyone else actually disappointed he turned up late? I feel we've missed out on so much now coz it's all been dismissed

Wait for it. He turned up at the very last second.
 
So he actually wasn't wrong about his phone alarm being set at the wrong time. That doesn't excuse the fact that the court papers had 1:30 clearly marked and highlighted.

I don't know about you guys, but I always double (and even triple) check the times for important events.

If you have ever had anything to do with law, you have had at least one nightmare you woke up from in a cold sweat where you slept through a hearing, or fucked up some incredibly important detail that ruined everything. Remember Chuck in Better Call Saul after Jimmy sabotaged his filings?

This dumbass just did this to himself.

If he had even paid attention to his own thread here, he'd not have fucked this up.

How is some frivolous lawsuit literally the only thing going on in your pathetic, meaningless void of a life and you somehow fuck up even showing up at it?

This is not just a moron.

This is a full-blown lolcow.

All sympathy I had for this idiot completely went out the window.
 
Can we do a Q&A?
Who was there?
Any media coverage?
What was he wearing?
Did he have a fucking briefcase or folder at least?
This on top of the obv questions. I'm dying here!!!

Wouldn't it be epic if Sharshorita noticed the 2nd duck up a few days ago and wasn't even there and she was fucking with us making this whole shit up xD
 
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