Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Sportello]

Newest snap: a giant bowl of elbow macaroni mixed with angelhair pasta and topped with shredded cheese and creamy cheese sauce. All white pasta, not whole grain. Caption: "I love my low carb diet" Amber's idea of humor. And yes, it's totally funny that she ate that and bragged about it. View attachment 258160

The way she makes a joke out of her situation is actually really sad. She can say it's a joke all she wants but even joking about it is crazy to me. Seems like she's not laughing when she has constant foot and back pain, and definitely won't be laughing when she's bedbound in a few years. But she's so smug and stuck up her own ass that I can't feel sorry for her. "Please do research" was esp smug, any research would tell you a large meal made entirely of white carbs and fat is not good for you.

 

[C3PBRO]

Newest snap: a giant bowl of elbow macaroni mixed with angelhair pasta and topped with shredded cheese and creamy cheese sauce. All white pasta, not whole grain. Caption: "I love my low carb diet" Amber's idea of humor. And yes, it's totally funny that she ate that and bragged about it. View attachment 258160

"Please do research" from a behemoth carb elemental. I spat nails. She's always doling out advice, not just on diet, but relationships, budgeting, and life in general, when she is total utter shite at every single one of them.

 

[DongMiguel]

Fine. AL wants to joke about her weight loss, not take it seriously, then she can't get butt hurt when no one else takes her bullshit weight loss seriously, either.

 

[JayBlue]

I'm pretty sure she's going to eat herself to death in a year or two.

 

[Xenomorph]

I didn't watch her vlogmas because she disabled the comments, but going through one of her videos talking about how she wants to lose 100 pounds in a year....and this is her way of figuring out how many pounds she has to lose per day.....365 divided by 100....i'm dead lol

That poor fucking cat being smothered by her fat and stinky boob sweat in that nasty ass crusty bra.

 

[Clown Baby]

One of the white knights from the comments section on the new video. Why do overweight women seem to always go for the "you are mean because you have no life" it's almost as laughable as the "you're jealous" argument.

AL doesn't have a life. No job, no family, no routine, no way to get around outside of begging rides, just stuffing her hole and burning cash on plastic garbage. Amber does it too, goes for the "you must have a pretty bad life to spend time trolling me." It's such a narrow thing to think, and it magnifies that she thinks her life is great. Because if she had a shitty life, by her logic, wouldn't she be trolling?

We have proof she has no life worth bragging about because she provides it to the world. She and her brainwashed ass kissers come to the same conclusion about hundreds of people's quality of life based on their anonymous comments. It's really funny.

The actuality is that most of these people who "have no life" are killing time at work cracking jokes on YouTube while AL sleeps til 4 pm.

 

[Lyssa]

Destiny is looking for vlog ideas guys.

Did they get another pet, or did I miss something?

 

[JayBlue]

I think they got another cat. Awesome, I swear these people are animal hoarders who only like the pet when it's a baby and when they get older they forget about them.

 

[Scaleghost]

Spoiler: Massive OT Text Wall About Being Morbidly Obese

Okay so this is a bit powerlevel but I wanna tell this because unless you're actually been obese, you have no idea what is it like to live in a big body. So I hope you take is as something informative and open your eyes more in how fucked she really is!
I was 300 pounds at my heaviest and around the same height as amber. This are all the problems I encounted while being so heavy. Some stuff are things I've seen other overweight people in my life having too.
Anything fun that includes harnesses or such like climbing, activity parks, bungee-jumping. Even trampolines. All of that stuff usually maxes out at little over 200 pounds.
You can't fit into anything, usually all chairs are tight if they have armrests and it's really painful to sit in them. I barely fit into airplane seats at that point.
You always feel like your gonna break stuff if you use it/sit/lay on it. I broke my friends bed one time and at that time I was lighter than at my heaviest.
Remember when amber made a huge deal when she jumped off the curb? It's hard for lighter obese people too, atleast like jumping up hurts like hell.
Joint pain is pretty obvious, but you don't even need to be obese for it, or even be over 20 years old.
Wiping yourself is hard, shaving is hard etc. They're still doable at 300 pounds but it takes extra effort. Super powerlevel but it needs to be said: I couldn't use tampons anymore because it was impossible to reach.
And the leg pain! Every fucking day, and you didn't need to walk for very long. Every night my feet were swollen and I just wanted to stick them in a bucket of ice because they were so sore.
Now imagine all of that with extra 200 pounds and how much harder it is at that point. These are things a lot of overweight and obese people just live with but no one ever talks about it because, obviously, it's embarrasing. So yeah, she lies about pretty much all of the fat problems. There's NO fucking way she can reach properly to wipe herself anymore or shave and stuff. She probably has joint and foot pain just from walking from the couch to fridge. She is pretty mobile for her size like she can still walk and shit but I don't think she can take even one pain-free step anymore.
Sorry for powerleveling again and bye but I just feel that this needs to be said for all the people that have always been skinny

 

[HerpDerp]

Newest snap: a giant bowl of elbow macaroni mixed with angelhair pasta and topped with shredded cheese and creamy cheese sauce. All white pasta, not whole grain. Caption: "I love my low carb diet" Amber's idea of humor. And yes, it's totally funny that she ate that and bragged about it. View attachment 258160

So when she said she "graduated from rice" she meant to macaroni.

 

[Barbarella]

Okay so this is a bit powerlevel but I wanna tell this because unless you're actually been obese, you have no idea what is it like to live in a big body. So I hope you take is as something informative and open your eyes more in how fucked she really is!
I was 300 pounds at my heaviest and around the same height as amber. This are all the problems I encounted while being so heavy. Some stuff are things I've seen other overweight people in my life having too.
Anything fun that includes harnesses or such like climbing, activity parks, bungee-jumping. Even trampolines. All of that stuff usually maxes out at little over 200 pounds.
You can't fit into anything, usually all chairs are tight if they have armrests and it's really painful to sit in them. I barely fit into airplane seats at that point.
You always feel like your gonna break stuff if you use it/sit/lay on it. I broke my friends bed one time and at that time I was lighter than at my heaviest.
Remember when amber made a huge deal when she jumped off the curb? It's hard for lighter obese people too, atleast like jumping up hurts like hell.
Joint pain is pretty obvious, but you don't even need to be obese for it, or even be over 20 years old.
Wiping yourself is hard, shaving is hard etc. They're still doable at 300 pounds but it takes extra effort. Super powerlevel but it needs to be said: I couldn't use tampons anymore because it was impossible to reach.
And the leg pain! Every fucking day, and you didn't need to walk for very long. Every night my feet were swollen and I just wanted to stick them in a bucket of ice because they were so sore.
Now imagine all of that with extra 200 pounds and how much harder it is at that point. These are things a lot of overweight and obese people just live with but no one ever talks about it because, obviously, it's embarrasing. So yeah, she lies about pretty much all of the fat problems. There's NO fucking way she can reach properly to wipe herself anymore or shave and stuff. She probably has joint and foot pain just from walking from the couch to fridge. She is pretty mobile for her size like she can still walk and shit but I don't think she can take even one pain-free step anymore.
Sorry for powerleveling again and bye but I just feel that this needs to be said for all the people that have always been skinny

I don't see this as powerlevelong as much as sharing an experience a lot of us wondered about. We can't identify you by this. Maybe I'm wrong but I appreciate the insight.

Anyway, thanks for sharing. I sure you understand that if Amber was actually a nice person we'd have some sympathy for her, even though she got herself into this situation. But she isn't nice and also doesn't seem to care about what she's doing to herself, so fair game.

So if you can't wipe do you really use the rag on a stick thing? Is showering difficult? Do you think she's capable of cleaning herself? Is her perfume obsession because of her inability to get clean?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Ask.fm updates... She's so freaking dumb. Besides, if she has 2 cats, she should have 3 litter boxes anyway. I remember the video where she takes out the trash, it was like two huge bags for just one person. Between her trash and the sprays, and burning all that wax, she's an environmental hazard.

and how could she have not gained weight since she lived at Destiny's house? That is such bullshit.

And actually, that pasta was a biggie, considering normal overweight people would use up nearly all of their points on fat/carb bomb like that. But I guess for big AL it's just a snack.

And who the heck is trusting her to house-sit and babysit? I call bullshit.

 

[Pnj56]

"While I'm bleaching my literbox, where do you expect my furbabies to go?"........

Doesn't everyone with cats periodically clean/disinfect the litter box?... like, unless they are using the litterbox nonstop, it shouldn't be a big deal to really deep clean the box. Ten minute task, tops. Can her cats not make it ten minutes without access to a litter box?
The logic here hurts me

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

"So while I'm bleaching my furbabies toilet, where do you expect them to go?"

Is she being purposefully daft? It takes 5 minutes tops to clean a litter pan thoroughly. How is this even an excuse in her mind?

Edited to add: Didn't see your comment, Pnj56

 

[cursebreaker]

Yeah, is she trying to say her cats can't go ten-20 minutes without peeing? Which is just ridiculous. Or that it would take her hours to clean it because of how out of breath she'd be from actually scrubbing something?
Like either way there's a problem there :p

 

[citytrucks]

It saddens me to think that she only has the one litterbox for her 2 cats. Each cat should have their own litterbox, and one extra. Though I suppose if she had three she'd actually have to put in effort to clean and take care of he cats every day.

 

[JayBlue]

Her poor cats only have ONE litter box?? Those poor cats! She stated in a previous video that cleaning a litter box makes her sick so she made Dustin do it. Since Dustin is not there I wonder how many times she changes it? She doesn't want to clean it because it is matted and covered with cat piss and shit. Those poor animals probably have no place to use the bathroom.

Also poor Twinkie! She is probably never let out of the house because that would require AL to actually get up. I bet her house smells awful!

 

[Kelly Bundy]

One litter box is completely fine for two cats, IF you clean it daily. And emptying and washing the litter box doesn't take more than 10 minutes like other posters have mentioned already. But yeah in Amber's case, two litter boxes would be better since the cats are by themselves for days and I don't believe Destiny goes to check up on them.
Just imagining how poor Rarity and Wasabi spend days alone in a dark apartment, eating kibble off the floor and going to a shit and piss filled litter box to use the bathroom breaks my heart. I'm speechless. Maybe the cats don't fit to her new persona? I don't care what Amber says, the truth is right there for all of us to see, she doesn't care about her cats anymore.

 

[despacito hot cheeto]

$20 says she'll be getting another pet with Becky within the next few months if they don't break up.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

It saddens me to think that she only has the one litterbox for her 2 cats. Each cat should have their own litterbox, and one extra. Though I suppose if she had three she'd actually have to put in effort to clean and take care of he cats every day.

If we're being really picky, she should have six - one each plus one extra for each storey of the house. Only nobody does that....but we're not claiming to be Pet Owner/Rescuer of the year (it bothers me she just gets kih-tuns then announces "I feel it was a stray/neglected/abused." And maybe you just stole someone's kitten that got out. And fuck you for buying Wasabi from a pet shop. Yes, they are cute - because pet shops take them away from their mothers too young. Its idiots like this fill shelters.)

Oopsie, that turned into a rant. Back on track....cats sleep 16-20 hours a day. Even Big Al can scrub a litterbox somewhere in that short timespan. And who the hell has an indoor cat and no spare? I'm as lazy as hell; put down the spare and leave the box sitting in weak bleach for a hour then slosh it out. Just SAY "because I'm fucking lazy" - at least its honest.