Serial killer fangirls

[Hypodermic Johnny]

the best thing about that guy is that x-ray. where was this kawaii of him?

Regrettably, I don't have it anymore (I'll post it if I DO find it again) but I did find some things equally as horrifying while I looked for it:

Spoiler: Some person's OC and Fish because...why?

Spoiler: Animu Boy Richard Ramirez

Spoiler: I admit, this one actually got a laugh out of me for the pun alone.

(For the record, this is Ed Gein, Albert Fish, and Ted Bundy. In case you couldn't tell.)

Spoiler: "Come Little Children..." aka WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

Now, I don't know who wrote that little piece, but it's from a Pokémon-creepypasta called "Hypno's Lullaby" or "Hypno's Cave". I thought it suited Albert Fish! Y'know, that old man who ate children? Yeah, who else?
The people on the picture from left to right: Albert Fish (well, duh), Grace Budd (10 years old), Francis X. McDonnell (8 years old) and Billy Gaffney (4 years old).
Those kids are the only confirmed/known victims of Albert's.

Okay, so for those not in the know about THIS ONE, "Come Little Children" is based off an infamous Pokemon creepypasta poem called "Hypno's Lullaby" about Hypno kidnapping and murdering children, inspired by some of its Pokedex entries.

The artist is frankly a horrorshow all in their own right, besides drawing this fucked up little number, apparently they had a whole comic series dedicated to the adventures of Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy.

And now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go remove my own eyes.

 

[TowinKarz]

Seriously, if you want to be able to pull an all-nighter, forget coffee and energy drinks, just Google "Albert Fish" , you ain't sleepin sound for a while.....

 

[A-tistic]

A lady with one dank af shirt:

She feels so sad. Not sad in a way brings empathy, just... twisted sad.

How ironic that he finally got his Tall Blonde Beautiful Girl. I bet my balls though that if ER never did what he did and got all that "fame", she would see him as just another creepy incel loser.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

A lady with one dank af shirt:

She feels so sad. Not sad in a way brings empathy, just... twisted sad.

How ironic that he finally got his Tall Blonde Beautiful Girl. I bet my balls though that if ER never did what he did and got all that "fame", she would see him as just another creepy incel loser.

@DrainRedRain I think I found your waifu. Seduce them with your extensive Saint Elliot avatar collection.

 

[TowinKarz]

Oh the irony.

At long last, Rodger has women throwing their pussy at him for just existing, and he's too dead to notice.....

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

There's an English vocaloid about Albert Fitch.
I wonder how many of his fangirls have this on their playlist.

 

[Vex Overmind]

Depends. How not-ugly are you?

I consider myself average. So probably no fangirls for me.

 

[drain]

@DrainRedRain I think I found your waifu. Seduce them with your extensive Saint Elliot avatar collection.

finally my time to shine!

 

[Zorceror44]

Depends. How not-ugly are you?

Given that these people basically worship Albert Fish and Ed Gein, who weren't exactly underwear models like, I'm not 100% sure that hotness is even a factor.

 

[TowinKarz]

Ruthlessness is a turn on all it's own, for some. THat's the only reason anyone could get their jimmies rustled looking at Gein and company....

 

[AnOminous]

Given that these people basically worship Albert Fish and Ed Gein, who weren't exactly underwear models like, I'm not 100% sure that hotness is even a factor.

There are probably fans of any serial killers, but the ones like Richard Ramirez and Ted Bundy are still the rock stars of this milieu. It seems some perceived vulnerability or conventional attractiveness is often a factor.

 

[Meowthkip]

I consider myself average. So probably no fangirls for me.

Given that these people basically worship Albert Fish and Ed Gein, who weren't exactly underwear models like, I'm not 100% sure that hotness is even a factor.

Hotness helps. Trust me, having looked into this fandom, I think I can make a guide for How To Get Fangirls for Your Mass Murder Crimes.

Spoiler

Disclaimer: the purpose of this guide is to determine what draws hybristophiliacs to certain killers over others by considering a wide range of factors. If you use this as a guide to try and get fangirls for your own mass murder spree, you are a bad person and you will probably fail anyway by virtue of being a Kiwi Farmer.

If you're average, then your crime spree will have to claim at least five or six victims if you want those squeeing fangirls. You'll also need a sob story. Being white, having above-average intelligence, and leaving behind a bunch of edgy manifestos helps. More kills = more notoriety, but if you can't get up a kill count, you have to go for spectacle. There are a ton of mass shooters who don't have fanbases, mind you. The Orlando Pulse shooter, as far as I've seen, has no fans. He was a Jihadi that targeted gay people, which, even with the sob story of him being a repressed homosexual, has made him unsympathetic. If you're a Jihadi you have to be handsome, like the Boston Marathon bomber. Islam is not a very sexy religion. There's not nearly as much burka porn out there as there is porn featuring nuns and Catholic priests.

If you're dogshit ugly like Fish or Gein, you need to go above and beyond: they have fangirls because of their notoriety. Cannibalism, necrophilia, using bodies as furniture and clothing, taunting victims, intimacy of the actual murders... all of this adds to an exciting story. And that's what is attracting people: you're constructing a narrative in which you're the villain of your own story, so you want to make it a good one. But be aware: numbers alone won't get you that crazy bitch pussy. H.H. Holmes is perhaps the most prolific American serial killer on record, and was handsome and charming, AND constructed a fucking murder castle to gas his victims to death while they slept, but for the life of me I have seen very few fangirls of him. His kills were efficient and not very gory, almost automated. Also he was most active at the end of the 19th century. 19th century mugshots aren't enough to fire up the fangirl's imagination.

But as @AnOminous pointed out, attractiveness is definitely a factor. The biggest heartthrobs of this fandom are serial killers with lots of victims who also happen to be bangable. Dahmer is hugely popular despite being gay, and I think the combination of his looks with how creative he got with his crimes is a huge draw.

 

[Smarmy]

There's a tumblr user called TheDeathMerchant who, before she deleted/remade, had Richard Ramirez's dick pic available on her blog.

 

[Vex Overmind]

Hotness helps. Trust me, having looked into this fandom, I think I can make a guide for How To Get Fangirls for Your Mass Murder Crimes.

Spoiler

Disclaimer: the purpose of this guide is to determine what draws hybristophiliacs to certain killers over others by considering a wide range of factors. If you use this as a guide to try and get fangirls for your own mass murder spree, you are a bad person and you will probably fail anyway by virtue of being a Kiwi Farmer.

If you're average, then your crime spree will have to claim at least five or six victims if you want those squeeing fangirls. You'll also need a sob story. Being white, having above-average intelligence, and leaving behind a bunch of edgy manifestos helps. More kills = more notoriety, but if you can't get up a kill count, you have to go for spectacle. There are a ton of mass shooters who don't have fanbases, mind you. The Orlando Pulse shooter, as far as I've seen, has no fans. He was a Jihadi that targeted gay people, which, even with the sob story of him being a repressed homosexual, has made him unsympathetic. If you're a Jihadi you have to be handsome, like the Boston Marathon bomber. Islam is not a very sexy religion. There's not nearly as much burka porn out there as there is porn featuring nuns and Catholic priests.

If you're dogshit ugly like Fish or Gein, you need to go above and beyond: they have fangirls because of their notoriety. Cannibalism, necrophilia, using bodies as furniture and clothing, taunting victims, intimacy of the actual murders... all of this adds to an exciting story. And that's what is attracting people: you're constructing a narrative in which you're the villain of your own story, so you want to make it a good one. But be aware: numbers alone won't get you that crazy bitch pussy. H.H. Holmes is perhaps the most prolific American serial killer on record, and was handsome and charming, AND constructed a fucking murder castle to gas his victims to death while they slept, but for the life of me I have seen very few fangirls of him. His kills were efficient and not very gory, almost automated. Also he was most active at the end of the 19th century. 19th century mugshots aren't enough to fire up the fangirl's imagination.

But as @AnOminous pointed out, attractiveness is definitely a factor. The biggest heartthrobs of this fandom are serial killers with lots of victims who also happen to be bangable. Dahmer is hugely popular despite being gay, and I think the combination of his looks with how creative he got with his crimes is a huge draw.

So I have to get plastic surgery and then go on a repugnant murder rampage? Check. (Sarcasm)

 

[mdrop22]

But as @AnOminous pointed out, attractiveness is definitely a factor. The biggest heartthrobs of this fandom are serial killers with lots of victims who also happen to be bangable. Dahmer is hugely popular despite being gay, and I think the combination of his looks with how creative he got with his crimes is a huge draw.

Everything in this post is true, but especially this. There's a reason Dahmer, Bundy, and Ramirez have the most fangirls, and that's because they've taken a decent court photo that gets passed around for ages. Nevermind that these guys would actually rape and kill these fangirls/fanboys in two seconds, they took that one decent photo in the 80's so therefore they are totally fuckable.

The Joseph Mengele thing is just a Nazi fetish, which isn't that weird (I guess?) since that fetish has been around for a while now.

 

[AnOminous]

Everything in this post is true, but especially this. There's a reason Dahmer, Bundy, and Ramirez have the most fangirls, and that's because they've taken a decent court photo that gets passed around for ages. Nevermind that these guys would actually rape and kill these fangirls/fanboys in two seconds, they took that one decent photo in the 80's so therefore they are totally fuckable.

There are a number of reasons Ramirez in particular was so popular. As serial killers go, he had a youthful, dark handsomeness to him. More importantly, though, he had an incredibly fucked up backstory that would make you sympathetic to him if he had ended up as almost any kind of criminal but a sexually sadistic serial killer. He suffered serious head trauma twice and probably had brain damage from that, was routinely beaten by his father, and had a psychotic cousin (more like an uncle) who showed him photos of his rape victims and even a beheaded woman he had taken of himself in Vietnam. This same charming dude also shot his wife in the face in front of him when he was 13 or so.

So you have the good looks, the tragic backstory, and on top of that, the sexually sadistic violence that seems to really turn these freaky chicks on. Whether they wanted to be his victims or to be his female savior (or both), he more or less pushed every button that could be pushed for this kind of person.

 

[Zorceror44]

There's a tumblr user called TheDeathMerchant who, before she deleted/remade, had Richard Ramirez's dick pic available on her blog.

The fact that Richard Ramirez had a dick pick is a tragedy in and of itself.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

There are a number of reasons Ramirez in particular was so popular. As serial killers go, he had a youthful, dark handsomeness to him. More importantly, though, he had an incredibly fucked up backstory that would make you sympathetic to him if he had ended up as almost any kind of criminal but a sexually sadistic serial killer. He suffered serious head trauma twice and probably had brain damage from that, was routinely beaten by his father, and had a psychotic cousin (more like an uncle) who showed him photos of his rape victims and even a beheaded woman he had taken of himself in Vietnam. This same charming dude also shot his wife in the face in front of him when he was 13 or so.

So you have the good looks, the tragic backstory, and on top of that, the sexually sadistic violence that seems to really turn these freaky chicks on. Whether they wanted to be his victims or to be his female savior (or both), he more or less pushed every button that could be pushed for this kind of person.

Even so, that still doesn't make their fucking attraction not the product of a very clearly disturbed mind. Or as can all be summed up by one Brooklyn 99 gif:

 

[Steve Mayers]

More insanity from ElliotSupremeLady.

And a Redbubble store that sells Elliot Rodger merchandise.
https://www.redbubble.com/people/justtrashlmao

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Sometimes when I want to make myself disappointed in humanity I go into the "true crime community" tag (Here's a link to the video in the third screenshot for your suffering pleasure). Bonus Dylan Klebold cosplay I can't screenshot without part of it being cropped out.

Also, someone on Tumblr faked being pregnant with Dylann Roof's baby. Unfortunately, I don't have screenshots, but it happened within the past week. I'll try and dig it up if I can.