DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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He probably thinks it's more authentically Italian to just refer to it as "sauce." Probably watched too many mob films or shows where someone says, "stir the sauce" and doesn't realize that it's left vague because what's in the pot is entirely inconsequential to what actually matters in the plot. Honestly, he probably couldn't tell you the difference between marinara, bolognese, arrabiata, and amatriciana. He's displayed before his attempts to appear like some kind of Sicilian gangster with his overblown threats of violence and shit like that godawful chain he used to wear. This is likely buying into that same mentality, albeit with the exact same flaccid result. Truth is, he's a greasy guido whose actual knowledge of Italian culture mirrors the amount of Italian in his blood.

I tried to photoshop his face onto a sopranos actor but all of them are a lot more funny and I daresay attractive than him so I don't want to ruin my memories of the show.
 
He... he doubled the amount of sugar?

Holy shit, this guy has got to have some busted taste buds.

its more amazing that on yesterday's stream he was blabbing about how he needs to eat healthier etc. So his answer is to not have red meat (i.e. beef) in his pasta and instead go for chicken. Fair enough if you're looking to reduce risk of heart disease like 20 years away.

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uhh ok.

He then replaces the pasta... with fucking white bread

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Amazing. Fairly fucking exceptional that this guy actually thinks he'll change a few things with his food and then still goes for fucking white bread out of all the things on earth. Even his burgers etc wouldn't be that bad if he didn't have so much fucking bread.

Isn't it basic/common knowledge that refined sugars/flours in your food are pretty much the worst thing possible? Surely no one can be that dumb?

How the fuck does this guy even know how to breathe?
 
>more garlic and sugar

So, stinkier and sweeter. Totally healthier, of course, because as we all know, sugar is a healthy source of carbs.
 
Won't be able to post it until the Hate Live podcast gets uploaded, but Phil said if he didn't make a living doing YouTube he'd want to own something like an Italian restaurant and sell his family sauce.

Personally, I'd love to see other people have to share the suffering that entails when his garlic sugar sauce is consumed.
 
someone asks him on his hate live podcast thing what his ideal career would be if he didn't play games and laze around the house all day

'that one I can actually answer, okay? snort. I've always maintained I wanted to run my own business, a brick and mortar business. Phil's Italian restaurant, but not like a large chain. snort.'

I remember him mentioning the same thing in the past a few times, I think it's just a generic template response more than anything, his passion for food extends only as far as stuffing fast food and microwaved slop into his own mouth.

oh, already posted. insert late ratings here.
 
This year alone should've proven to many people how depending on youtube as a primary career is an extremely risky and non-secure. Or streaming or vlogging for that matter. You have to have a talent that can translate to another career when the sun sets, or just have your youtube or twitch or other type of income as purely secondary.
Like a lot of self employed people you need to be well rounded and diversify. DSP is the wrong kind of well rounded and thinks "the same 200 people can donate using all these different sites" is diversification.
 
Like a lot of self employed people you need to be well rounded and diversify. DSP is the wrong kind of well rounded and thinks "the same 200 people can donate using all these different sites" is diversification.

He may well be hoping that there is a large amount of overlap in the same people paying him through multiple services regularly. He might be intending for them to not realize just how much they're actually paying him to sit on his rapidly expanding ass all day.
 
Phil running a restaurant would be very funny to me. It is almost 24/7 job. Customers, suppliers, workers, everyone will rob you blind if you are not there 24/7.

Plus with Phil being "Smartest" person in every room, I would love to be his supplier. I think I could trick him to buy used motor oil as cooking oil.
 
Phil running a restaurant would be very funny to me. It is almost 24/7 job. Customers, suppliers, workers, everyone will rob you blind if you are not there 24/7.

Plus with Phil being "Smartest" person in every room, I would love to be his supplier. I think I could trick him to buy used motor oil as cooking oil.
Considering the cooking skill that he's shown off before, his restaurant would be the result of throwing Amy's Baking Company and Heart Attack Grill into a blender.
 
He said "Phil's Italian Restaurant".

I can only imagine what would be on the menu.
Appetizers: Garlic Bread, Bagged Salad
Entrees: Two Sausage Grinders (as he calls them), Veggie Pasta
Dessert: 1 pound of strawberries or blueberries, frozen candy bars
Of course that would be the name. Always puts in the smallest of efforts and expects the largest of results. I bet he would make the sign say "Phil's! Italian RESTAURANT" because random words in all caps and exclamation points is how Dsp puts his creative spin on titles.
 
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