- Joined
- Jul 13, 2017
He probably thinks it's more authentically Italian to just refer to it as "sauce." Probably watched too many mob films or shows where someone says, "stir the sauce" and doesn't realize that it's left vague because what's in the pot is entirely inconsequential to what actually matters in the plot. Honestly, he probably couldn't tell you the difference between marinara, bolognese, arrabiata, and amatriciana. He's displayed before his attempts to appear like some kind of Sicilian gangster with his overblown threats of violence and shit like that godawful chain he used to wear. This is likely buying into that same mentality, albeit with the exact same flaccid result. Truth is, he's a greasy guido whose actual knowledge of Italian culture mirrors the amount of Italian in his blood.
I tried to photoshop his face onto a sopranos actor but all of them are a lot more funny and I daresay attractive than him so I don't want to ruin my memories of the show.