We Made It Pink, Now Buy It - Because women will buy anything if it's "girly" enough, right?

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Pink or flower print tools. I've seen these around for years. Especially those flower print tools are the worst quality of tools I've ever seen, often they are smaller than the regular ones as in they don't work as well as normal tools would.
Until that moment when you walk outside and see both your dad and your brother using your teal-colored "her tool box" tools (namely, screwdriver and hammer on a project) and they look up with a totally busted deer-in-the-headlights look, because they couldn't find their Stanleys and my case was right there. They actually admitted of their own free will that the tools were of good quality. But I gave them shit forever about it. And now I do have Stanley and Makita tools of my own... They actually were of decent quality but this was in the 80s.
 
On the topic of firearms marketed for women, I'm surprised no one brought up the incongruously named "Lady's Home Companion". I guess apart from the name, there is nothing really feminine about it, but it's an amusingly demure and genteel name for such a monstrous chunk of steel.

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I'm surprised that this isn't used in much (if any?) marketing, tbh. I love this song.
 
On the topic of firearms marketed for women, I'm surprised no one brought up the incongruously named "Lady's Home Companion". I guess apart from the name, there is nothing really feminine about it, but it's an amusingly demure and genteel name for such a monstrous chunk of steel.
it was a marketing gimmick by Cobray to sell on their purchase of the rights to the SWD .45/70 revolver that Armsel never fully developed before calling it quits in the 90's. it's more or less a "pistol" version of the Street Sweeper made cheaply and in a terrible cartridge for the design. from my recollections, it was a "fuck you" to the ATF that reclassified the Street Sweeper (and Armsel Striker) as a Destructive device, absolutely killing it's sales and forbidding imports due to different regulations that would apply to it, making a cheap nifty shotgun into something brutally overpriced and neigh impossible to import.
 
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Until that moment when you walk outside and see both your dad and your brother using your teal-colored "her tool box" tools (namely, screwdriver and hammer on a project) and they look up with a totally busted deer-in-the-headlights look, because they couldn't find their Stanleys and my case was right there. They actually admitted of their own free will that the tools were of good quality. But I gave them shit forever about it. And now I do have Stanley and Makita tools of my own... They actually were of decent quality but this was in the 80s.
I have one of those in a soft shade of lavender which I guess they decided was less offensive. I really like it. The tools are pretty good.

I saw these at the store the other day and was like "Really? Really?" I don't even mind pink stuff but this shit has gone beyond parody at this point.
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I have tiny ears so I appreciate these tbh. It didn't make sense to me at first either. I assume the earplugs are actually smaller, or are they really just pink?
All the earplugs Yurbuds have to do is say "small size earbuds" and it makes sense. I had to actually try them out to get it and not just think it was a weird gimmick.

Here's one from our friends in the middle east, the ePad Femme
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UAE, 12th February 2013: EUROSTAR unveiled the world’s first tablet made exclusively for women: The ePad Femme Tablet, an 8 inch capacitive screen tablet which will adapt to a modern woman’s diverse lifestyle. This tablet comes in a light shade of pink, has cutting-edge features and a plethora of pre-loaded applications such as yoga, fitness, cooking, health, entertainment and many others making it the perfect Valentine’s Day gift.

“With the expansion of our Android tablet range, the EUROSTAR Group has made a significant impact on the tablet industry,” said Mr. Raju Jethwani, Chairman, EUROSTAR Group. “The new ePad Femme Tablet is catered to women who may have many diverse interests and will seamlessly fit into their lifestyle. We are especially enthusiastic about the wide ranging applications and utility this tablet will offer to women.”

The Femme Tablet is powered by the latest 4.0 version of the Android Ice Cream operating system and boasts a 16 GB ROM flash storage space. The highly sensitive 8 inch capacitive screen allows users to enjoy movies and TV shows while also having access to recipes, exercise guides and a range of applications designed to enhance specific user group experiences.

My coworker showed me this and I kind of insulted her for falling for such obvious clickbait before I looked into it, lol
 
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Honestly, if they were as well made as the others, I'd buy pink power tools, especially if I worked in a job where everybody had their own tools. It'd be easy as fuck to keep track of them.

I had 3 leatherman tools stolen, one even had my name engraved on the fucker, by people "borrowing" them. The last one I took a hot pink and a teal oil marker and colored the shit out of every flat surface in the most hideously overblown girly patterns. Never had anybody forget they "borrowed" it ever again.
 
What's really amusing is that once upon a time, pink was for boys, and blue was for girls. I don't know when it changed.
For the record, red was considered a boys color because it is a variation of red, which was a "strong" color. There was also a superstition that spirits/monster/what have you will come and steal your boy babies, so to protect them, you'd put babies and toddlers in dresses (there's some pictures floating around of baby Roosevelt in a dress, I think.) But, to tell the boys from the girls, the boys would have the pink dress and the girls would have the blue dress.

Eventually, as the whole "dress your babies in dresses to protect them from the devil" thing faded out of style, they had a ton of pink dresses left. So it became a girl thing.

I never really understood why people were so weirded out by pink tools, honestly. People often like having the majority of their tools match (literally everything Ryobi is this obnoxious neon green, DeWalt does the yellow, Milwaukee is red) because every brand designs their stuff to be used as a set. You just pick and choose the pieces you need of the set. So a reciprocating saw from Milwaukee may have a set of interchangeable blades that don't fit in a reciprocating saw from Ryobi. Basically, a wall of pink tools just means that someone is jumping on that particular brand's tools. (this only really applies to electric tools, however)

Related but off-topic: does anyone know where to find a goddamn flathead screwdriver that has a metal cap on the end that goes through the entire handle, as opposed to just being an extra cap on the end? The extra caps just come off after hitting it too many times.
 
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I never really understood why people were so weirded out by pink tools, honestly.
Many times, pink tools are made more cheaply than their non-pink counterparts, which is the issue. The pink Harley Davidson tool chest, for example, was a piece of shit. The only things it really had going for it, as far as consumer appeal goes, is that it was pink and Harley Davidson. Other than that, you could find much better tool chests for cheaper than the asking price (if you didn't win one and just wanted to buy one instead).
There are definitely tools that are made for varying levels of use, like how Craftsman has their professional line, regular line, and then Evolv, which is a good set for starting out and worked just fine for me in college. In my store at least, the pink tools were all kinda cheaply made and not really worth the price.

As for your flathead screwdriver, good luck with that. You might be better off getting some sort of chisel if you're looking to smack it with something. Craftsman DOES have a lifetime warranty on hand tools (non-motorized), so you could always just keep bringing them back for a new/refurbished screwdriver for free. They just don't make hand tools like they used to :heart-empty:.
 
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Many times, pink tools are made more cheaply than their non-pink counterparts, which is the issue.
Maybe I'm just jaded, but there have always been shitty tools out there. For the standard person, they use X tool once or twice. Only people who do things for a living or hobby really need the "good" tools that last for years. Seriously, I've met people in college who had never used a screwdriver before. Dad did everything for them. They weren't all girls, either.
As for your flathead screwdriver, good luck with that. You might be better off getting some sort of chisel if you're looking to smack it with something.
Switching tools constantly is annoying. :sigh: My search continues. As someone mentioned earlier in the thread, someone "borrowed" my good screwdriver. Fuck people who steal tools, man. That's expensive shit.
 
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I've seen plenty of pink tools available for sale, and it makes me cringe a little. I've never been good with that whole "girl power" thing, and since I'm not a professional mechanic, owning conspicuously pink tools would make me feel like I was trying to put on a show. Like the guy who starts a new hobby, buys a thousand bucks' worth of specialized equipment, and spends all his time bragging how good he is and never actually doing the hobby. If I'm just trying to put a bookcase together, I don't want some special "For Girls" screwdriver.

Though I suppose the bright color would be easier to find in the toolbox.

When it comes to products like razors, I don't care. Like Venus razors? Fuck yes. Make that overpriced shit pink, purple, and glittery with little flowers and heart-farting unicorns on it, I don't care, it and its weird little attached gel pad things work great.

In the annals of "stupid shit done to appeal to women," though, Marvel Comics is giving us a great run-down right now. Female Thor, female Wolverine, female Iron Man. (Excuse me, Ironheart.) Because women can't connect with characters who aren't women, I guess?
 
For the record, red was considered a boys color because it is a variation of red, which was a "strong" color. There was also a superstition that spirits/monster/what have you will come and steal your boy babies, so to protect them, you'd put babies and toddlers in dresses (there's some pictures floating around of baby Roosevelt in a dress, I think.) But, to tell the boys from the girls, the boys would have the pink dress and the girls would have the blue dress.

Eventually, as the whole "dress your babies in dresses to protect them from the devil" thing faded out of style, they had a ton of pink dresses left. So it became a girl thing.

I never really understood why people were so weirded out by pink tools, honestly. People often like having the majority of their tools match (literally everything Ryobi is this obnoxious neon green, DeWalt does the yellow, Milwaukee is red) because every brand designs their stuff to be used as a set. You just pick and choose the pieces you need of the set. So a reciprocating saw from Milwaukee may have a set of interchangeable blades that don't fit in a reciprocating saw from Ryobi. Basically, a wall of pink tools just means that someone is jumping on that particular brand's tools. (this only really applies to electric tools, however)

Related but off-topic: does anyone know where to find a goddamn flathead screwdriver that has a metal cap on the end that goes through the entire handle, as opposed to just being an extra cap on the end? The extra caps just come off after hitting it too many times.
I thought it was. Ecause red was trendy for men but after washing the colour would start to run and look pink.

Learn something new everyday.

but I am interested about odd child rearing myths. For example in Mongolia traditional parents are paranoid about deamon killing their children so the mother will not bath and calling a kid ugly is how you call them cute. Really country people give their kids weird names to confuse the evil spirits. I knew a guy who's name was "he isn't here"
 
You have to admit though, this shit actually does sell. Pens included. I saw more girls in school with pink and cyan school supplies than I did the standard black and blue.

People will buy anything for the aesthetic.

Oh yeah definitely. If you didn't have something with Lisa Frank in the late 80s/early 90s as a little girl you were a loser

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A E S T H E T I C af no boys allowed
 
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