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urgh, he calls his couch his "love seat"
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urgh, he calls his couch his "love seat"
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well love seat is a term used for couches with two cushions.
tbh though i just call all couches couches.
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I'm late, but still
Isnt the quote like... Thank you, you worthless humans... for the views! " Im nitpicking btw.
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Actually, yes, but I couldn't fit it in properly. Bugged transfer mechanics, nothing I could do.
BatChatillon
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It's actually
"Thank you, you fucking worthless p...humans, for the views!"
He fucked up his own famous quote, at first he wanted to say "people" but switched to "humans".
"Thank you, you fucking worthless p...humans, for the views!"
He fucked up his own famous quote, at first he wanted to say "people" but switched to "humans".
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I prefer "thank you for the view", it's a fitting pun.
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I blame the online lag for that.
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Though the guy claimed he was in the same class and was going to show pictures of young Phil and more and then haven't said a thing since...
Wouldn't come as a surprise if there are DSP fans here doing more than just spying.
BatChatillon
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As he call his gaming room an "office". When you have a couch in your office then you are either pregnant or a psychiatrist. Or a lazy man-child named DSP:
DiabeticSP
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At the very least distinguishing an 'office' helps you write off business expenses if you're self employed and work at home.
And you know DSP writes everything off. Can't wait til he gets audited.
The only audited streamer I know about is Crumps and it fucked him pretty hard and he's pretty fiscally responsible.
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DiabeticSP
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He was pretty private about it but I watch him play The Show sometimes and he's pretty frank he got audited and the IRS decided a bunch of his write off for gaming stuff (BOILer races and such) didn't count. I think he had some other tax issues as well, but they worked out a payment plan so he could pay his back taxes and iirc that's why he took longer than planned to become a full time streamer.
He's got it taken care of now, but it required the kind of payment plan where if you miss a scheduled payment it all becomes due at once and they just start seizing things and slapping you with leans.
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He looks like he's aged a lot
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If you do designate a home office and write off expenses, it had best be visibly a separate part of the house and you'd best be able to show you use it for nothing personal.
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That's an actual gif of him, and he uses twice that amount of sugar now.
He went to Fairfield University (not to be confused with the hotel, Fairfield Inn) and got a degree in Finance. How fucking ironic lol.
DiabeticSP
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Wow, I'm sure the Jesuits are rolling in their grave.
Tbh I assumed it would be something like HR or marketing. Finance surprises me.
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https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/897608246034403328 (http://archive.is/kur5S)
With anyone else I'd give them the benefit of the doubt that someone was taking their words out of context. With Phil though? He doesn't get that benefit, and I can 100% see him saying that and meaning it.
Of course, he'd still like everyone to believe he didn't mean his death threat against evilAJ:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/897608827461349376 (http://archive.is/JO3qS)
Vidar is the last person you'd want to use to model or show off anything -- anything that isn't severe mental illness, that is:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/897607368984453121 (http://archive.is/UyoCa)
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It's almost like he's planning on getting diabetes so that he can add to his "woe is me" list to scam his fans.
That, or he's just a fucking moron, so pick your poison.
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It just has to be so gross. So gross! There's no way he hasn't killed off his tastebuds or something if he can stomach eating candied tomatoes. I've used less sugar than that making cookies before. Hell, I think I used less when I made blackberry jam.
His fucking sauce is triggering me.
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I'd like to use this opportunity to remind everyone that Phil is two years older than Ben Shapiro. And yet Ben looks two decades younger than Philbert.
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