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https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/898283074047356928 (http://archive.is/VwiWb)

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You know everyone has a moment in their life where they say something they know is so untrue, such bullshit, or so projecting that even they stop and say to themselves "Wow, that's a whopper." I like to think Phil stopped and said that to himself after that statement (:optimistic:)

But in all likelihood he's legitimately unable to do that, so meh.

I chuckled:
https://twitter.com/BeAwesomeOne/status/898208750263304193 (http://archive.is/e1840)
 
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Keystone said:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/898283074047356928 (http://archive.is/VwiWb)
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This coming from the walrus who, despite having a job before (I hear his father got him the helicopter company job, but once his father retired, he got fired because nobody else liked him, go figure), hasn't actually worked a day in his life and instead sits at home playing video games, getting fatter by the day. Sad to say, but I think at the rate he's going, he's going to end up having a heart attack and dying while streaming.
 
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DiabeticShitheadPhil said:
This coming from the walrus who, despite having a job before (which from what I hear, his father got him, but once his father retired, he got fired because nobody else liked him), hasn't actually worked a day in his life and instead sits at home playing video games, getting fatter by the day. Sad to say, but I think at the rate he's going, he's going to end up having a heart attack and dying while streaming.
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"BSV gave a 500 bit cheer and said 'call emergency services or something Phil!' uhhh, no. Idiot. ACK ACK ACK it's nothing dood, I'm totally fine. Fucking idiots are the reason I have all this stress, not giving enough bits and watching my khantent. Gahd my jaw and arm is killing me right now..."
 
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Keystone said:
"BSV gave a 500 bit cheer and said 'call emergency services or something Phil!' uhhh, no. Idiot. ACK ACK ACK it's nothing dood, I'm totally fine. Fucking idiots are the reason I have all this stress, not giving enough bits and watching my khantent. Gahd my jaw and arm is killing me right now..."
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"I'm not going back to that hospital dood, the sandwich was dry". Him and that fucking sandwich. Can't believe he ate Leanna's sandwich.
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
I'm a bit late catching up, but I lol'd at the idea of him taking off an entire stream to get a damn haircut.

I guess it would have been impossible for him to schedule a haircut outside of his streaming schedule- or god forbid get it done when he was taking time off due to tummy ache.
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He takes a nap between streams (after waking up at Noon lol) to help his "food digest" okay then. God forbid he skip a nap instead of a whole stream to get a haircut.

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Like "scratching his leg"

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Some troll annoyed me endlessly on Twitter about this being fake news fyi. It wasn't Phil, just some random dude on YT.
 
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Fougaro said:
My personal theory is that he always had his parents and later Leanna as his tard wranglers. Now that he lives all by his own...
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Considering all the stuff his dad has done for him, including clearing excess foliage at Phil's house that very well may have caused a fire and painting his walls, I'd say it's less of a theory and more a proven fact.
 
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dsp is too retarded to know it's "Jheri curl" not jerry curl

not surprised really

sorry for double posting but DSP is shilling his patreon in his pre stream and I thought it was funny. Has it ever been this low in recent history?

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bird said:
sorry for double posting but DSP is shilling his patreon in his pre stream and I thought it was funny. Has it ever been this low in recent history?

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I don't think so. Maybe some of them are realizing that they're paying an overweight manchild to play video games? I'm predicting that Vidar's going to make up the difference, though.
 
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I just popped onto Twitch and this is what I see:

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Sounds about right. And he's got a measly 360 viewers.

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He's now lost 20 viewers, he's down to 343. Lol. Either people are leaving or mods are banning.

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335. Jesus christ. I think he's gonna be sub-300 soon.
 
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Just tuned in half way through the pre-stream (also known as Phil's daily drama vlog, Phil's daily rant because he doesn't have any real-life friends to vent at instead, Phil 'holding court' over his cult).

Shit-talking Youtube again, and how it's all their fault that his content doesn't make enough money. Then he starts shit-talking Pewdiepie. "Oh, maybe I'll dye my hair a stupid colour and become a clown who talks like a baby to children, and become a millionaire." Not jealous at all, Phil. Then he thinks he's a genius because he notices that 'Pewdiepie' and 'Markiplier' sound the same (??) -- irrefutable proof that "all these clowns copy each other to become filthy rich".

Then it turns to clown talk, and Phil asks the chat what his clown name should be. God bless, Phil actually read out "Bozo Burnell".
 
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bird said:
sorry for double posting but DSP is shilling his patreon in his pre stream and I thought it was funny. Has it ever been this low in recent history?

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I am not surprised at all that DSP's Patreon is the lowest it has ever been. One of the key factors of Patreon is having an appealing monthly goal to incentivize people to donate, and what's Phil have: anyone who pledges $5 or more gets the honor of nominating and voting on horror-themed games for him to play two months from now during Halloween, and if the month's goal gets hit then those same $5 patrons can vote on the genre of costume he'll wear. Not the specific costume, mind you...just the category.
I'm calling it right now - it'll go below $900 before BSV bounces it back up.
 
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Someone tipped DSP and casually asked if he would play Crash 2 from the NSane trilogy remake. DSP completely rudely said no, he played a completionist version last year, and that would be stupid!! why would he ever play it AGAIN? The fan then tipped AGAIN to fucking APOLOGIZE for how dare he ask a question to gout lord Phil if he would play a game, specifically the ps4 version of the game. Phil didn't even acknowledge the apology, acted like a complete asshole to the guy "Yea I KNOW the ps4 version, DUH!!!" and the poor guy just went "oh, ok" in chat.

fucking cringe.

What a complete asshole.
 
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SirJamesDTech said:
I am not surprised at all that DSP's Patreon is the lowest it has ever been. One of the key factors of Patreon is having an appealing monthly goal to incentivize people to donate, and what's Phil have: anyone who pledges $5 or more gets the honor of nominating and voting on horror-themed games for him to play during Halloween, and if the month's goal gets hit then those same $5 patrons can vote on the genre of costume he'll wear. Not the specific costume, mind you...just the category.
I'm calling it right now - it'll go below $900 before BSV bounces it back up.
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His Paymetons reward tiers are barely reward tiers at all. It's a bunch of bollocks.

Here's a lovely excerpt from his chat about if Phil was in a horror movie:

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