Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Jack Historian]

Am I interpreting this wrong, or is Jack saying he holds a bible study class? Like the same guy who wears his hatred for reading like a Cesarean wreath and uses intelligence as an insult, holding a bible interpretation class.

This is a new chapter for the Jack book, that's for sure.

 

[JackDavis]

Am I interpreting this wrong, or is Jack saying he holds a bible study class? Like the same guy who wears his hatred for reading like a Cesarean wreath and uses intelligence as an insult, holding a bible interpretation class.

This is a new chapter for the Jack book, that's for sure.

Jeez, this dude ate a whole wing in one bite without even trying.
Anybody remember that Jack on the Go ep where he was eating fried chicken at some place, and he got triggered over everybody thinking he's an ape for taking a humongous bite out of it?

 

[Religion is Dead]

Jeez, this dude ate a whole wing in one bite without even trying.
Anybody remember that Jack on the Go ep where he was eating fried chicken at some place, and he got triggered over everybody thinking he's an ape for taking a humongous bite out of it?

I want to see that.

 

[AnOminous]

Am I interpreting this wrong, or is Jack saying he holds a bible study class? Like the same guy who wears his hatred for reading like a Cesarean wreath and uses intelligence as an insult, holding a bible interpretation class.

This is a new chapter for the Jack book, that's for sure.

I can't watch this whole thing. But seriously, this cocksucker who chokes out his own kid and boasts about it is hosting a fucking Bible study? Plus, on top of that, if having this shithead preach at you isn't enough suffering, he gives them food poisoning first?

Plus, on top of that, he's rewarding Publix for giving his nasty, scroungy ass free food by stealing their recipe. Great Christianity you obese prick!

Fuck this fat asshole.

 

[JackDavis]

I want to see that.

Okay it's not as horrific as I remembered, but still very neanderthal like.

 

[Jack Historian]

This is something mentioned in Down With Jack Scalfani, but I'll mention it here for the lazier of us:

"Napalming Palestinians", a running gag in the Jack-lore, is a direct or paraphrased quote from Pastor Maury Davis, the head of one of those crazy All-American megalo-churches. Jack immediately signs up for this particular congregation because Pasty D wants to set chemical fire onto a population of brown people. P.D. is a really good guy, see:

"Feeling the call of God in 1990, he came to Nashville, not knowing he would be invited to candidate for the small and struggling Cornerstone Church. A congregation of 250 people on prime real estate--but overloaded with debt and in a difficult situation financially--invited them in and the miracles began to happen." -Cornerstone Nashville

Apparently the "call of God" was in the form of Pastor Davis nearly beheading a woman over spilt paint. I'm sure some people truly repent after committing heinous crimes. At the very least, they get more than an eight-year manslaugter sentence.

Not directly Jack-related, sorry. To make up for it, here's a lil Classic Jack:

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I might take some time to listen to his old livestreams and see if he powerlevels himself a bit. :autism:

 

[JackDavis]

*Mouth full of biscuits*
"I'm not a biscuit guy"
*Stuffs 1/4th of a biscuit into his mouth*
*Stuffs another 1/4th of a biscuit into his mouth with the other hand*

 

[Aaway]

it's a shame whoever ran that "Down with Jack Scalfani" page stopped updating it

there's some absolute gold on there

 

[AnOminous]

*Mouth full of biscuits*
"I'm not a biscuit guy"
*Stuffs 1/4th of a biscuit into his mouth*
*Stuffs another 1/4th of a biscuit into his mouth with the other hand*

That gravy looks watery as fuck.

 

[FatNero]

That gravy looks watery as fuck.

Most of the video he's moaning and looking at that other guy, it's really disturbing.

"oh look at you loook at you... uhhh its so awesome... mmmmmm."

 

[King Napalm]

Had to create an account just to follow this thread about one of my favorite youtube imbecils, Jack "Salmonella Fella" Scalfani. Apart from his raw chicken and pork videos and him stuffing a raw burger down his throat, one of my favorite videos is this one where he acts like an angry rebellious preteen child just because they wouldn't let him shove his fucking camera right up into the faces of the employees:

Some more classic Jack:

 

[Jaded Optimist]

My favorite part of those second images is he is wearing a shirt with his dumbass bitmoji on it.

Also welcome to the farms @King Napalm! Next time edit your first post instead of double posting please.

 

[GRANDnumberofMULTIPLES]

My favorite part of those second images is he is wearing a shirt with his dumbass bitmoji on it.

Good lord, I didn't even notice it. His way of showing off what he's eating is just so... gross. Somewhere between seeing the cheese ooze out like toxic waste from a pipe to gently cradling the cheese dripping onto his tongue is where I completely give up on food. He seems to lack adjectives describing it. I mean, his sauce line is called "The Best [insert whatever terrible approximation]"

 

[King Napalm]

Another ordinary day in the life of Jack, another daily dose of artery clogging junk food. Notice how his first bite into the sandwich is fucking Godzilla like and makes him look like a cro-magnon that hasn't been eating for a week. There's no moderate ways for this man to devour food.
Btw, didn't Jack claim a few years ago that he was going for a more "healthy lifestyle"? He looks more fat now than ever before. Diabetes and a stroke apparently haven't slowed down his gluttony, quite the opposite. A heart attack seems imminent in the years to come.

 

[JackDavis]

Notice how his first bite into the sandwich is fucking Godzilla like and makes him look like a cro-magnon that hasn't been eating for a week. There's no moderate ways for this man to devour food.

HOLY FUCK THAT BITE. Dude eats like a fucking cow and thinks he makes up for it by holding his hand in front of his mouth when he chew-talks.

 

[Water-T]

Jack is basically Guy Fieri, but 10 times worse.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack is basically Guy Fieri, but 10 times worse.

Guy is a flamboyantly douchy guy, but he can at least cook. He wouldn't serve you pork so raw it was squealing.

 

[Begemot]

Jack is basically Guy Fieri, but 10 times worse.

Guy Fieri is kind of cool though, he has drive and a goofy persona. Jack just uses bad equipment to make bad undercooked food. Not really a good comparison. What about Joey? Is Jack worse than Joey?

 

[Aaway]

Had to create an account just to follow this thread about one of my favorite youtube imbecils, Jack "Salmonella Fella" Scalfani. Apart from his raw chicken and pork videos and him stuffing a raw burger down his throat, one of my favorite videos is this one where he acts like an angry rebellious preteen child just because they wouldn't let him shove his fucking camera right up into the faces of the employees:

yeah this is the video i mentioned before where jack tells his viewers to go to that restaurant, randomly start filming, and tell them that jack sent you. all because they told him he needed to get permission from the owner to film. and of course he gave the food a bad review as a result

and i think jack is worse than joey. at least joey knows he's the butt end of all jokes. aside from a few random instances where his cooking was so bad that even he couldn't eat it, jack is dead serious in thinking he's actually a decent "cook." not to mention that this is a guy who ate a $1 dollar tree steak rare and claimed he couldn't wait to go back and get more

 

[JackDavis]

and i think jack is worse than joey. at least joey knows he's the butt end of all jokes. aside from a few random instances where his cooking was so bad that even he couldn't eat it, jack is dead serious in thinking he's actually a decent "cook." not to mention that this is a guy who ate a $1 dollar tree steak rare and claimed he couldn't wait to go back and get more

Problem with Jack is he thinks he's a saint. He thinks he's some wonderful God-loving 'Murcan, when he's a really piece of shit human being.