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Furry Art Freak Show - From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces
- Thread starter OwO What's This?
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Time for me to do my gimmick again. That animal has no visible mouth, and must have twisted its neck 180 degrees like an owl to do that. It also seems to have three legs on its left side. Also, that
is bent at a rather large angle, based on the viewpoint of the picture.
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It's like an unfunny imitation of the bunny suicides.I found something. Poorly drawn furry snuff. Specifically a vixen commits suicide repeatedly.
Okay then!
Wow that was educational!
Blown up... Wonder if dobson would enjoy this.
A little small but i think people can still see this crap.
I wonder if he head would make a good emoticon for "an hero" or something of the sort...
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Remember kids, don't be a furry, because then the magical shit leprechaun will crawl up your snatch and you'll become pregnant.
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So that's where furries come from.
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There is no why. Only the pained masturbation of overweight speds in their mother's basement.
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Some of my favorite lost (deleted) artworks from legendary Furaffinity artist, Foxnz.
Gay Bar Better yet? Gay WORLD.
Touching on the hard issues and making a speech.
Movie references are fun too.
And, of course.
And no this guy isn't a troll artist, he's a 35 year old autistic mess who draws like a 5 year old. Nice guy though.
Gay Bar Better yet? Gay WORLD.
Touching on the hard issues and making a speech.
Movie references are fun too.
And, of course.
And no this guy isn't a troll artist, he's a 35 year old autistic mess who draws like a 5 year old. Nice guy though.
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So I have a perverse fascination with really eccentric artists who draw some of the most random shit imaginable. One of these is Tpirman1982. He might be lolcow-y, but AFAIK he's also harmless compared to others, not to mention he rarely ever replies to comments or says much on journals.
He's got an obsession with Minerva Mink, as well as some other furry femmes from popular culture. Mostly Minerva, though.
He also has an obsession with daytime television game shows.
... He REALLY has an obsession with daytime television game shows.
Especially the Price is Right.
And it wouldn't be complete without... busses! Particularly the MBTA for some reason. And a subway. And a train. Of course.
He uses MS Paint and may or may not trace. All in all, harmless but so very, very weird. But hey! At least it's not some kinky cock vore fetish shit for a change.
He's got an obsession with Minerva Mink, as well as some other furry femmes from popular culture. Mostly Minerva, though.
He also has an obsession with daytime television game shows.
... He REALLY has an obsession with daytime television game shows.
Especially the Price is Right.
And it wouldn't be complete without... busses! Particularly the MBTA for some reason. And a subway. And a train. Of course.
He uses MS Paint and may or may not trace. All in all, harmless but so very, very weird. But hey! At least it's not some kinky cock vore fetish shit for a change.
AZTEC GOD OF FITNESS
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Showcasing a rather special self-taught and self-insert cub artist today: Sha Laxness/Chelsea Chamberlain/Fuzzywuff Yaffle
Profiles:
The others:
As a furry who has spent atleast the past two decades in the furry fandom they've had their drama, web screeching, call outs, blocks, and parachute accounts becoming main accounts and over time they've gone from being just a consumer of cub porn to becoming not just a cub porn artist, but a "minor celebrity" in producing self-insert cub pornography of basically no-holds-barred anything goes. Some of their porn is infact so detestable to other furries a few of their pictures have reverse risen in e621 downvotes to some of the worst ranked photos on the ENTIRE SITE!
~gross warning~
But as always since there is a market for everything they've also received some of the highest upvotes for their tame-by-comparison (bleh) cub porn on e621:
Seriously all this stuff above is sitting in public on e621 owned by varka aka Bad Dragon the dog dildo makers...
Now you think they might be content to just churn out the worst of the worst in furry pornography but they also are a typically broke leech and notorious scammer who come up with fake health scares like cancer to not deliver their commissions (most deprived robinhood award?):
Plus like every walking talking turd in 2017 they have a patreon thats currently 4 sponsors $113 dollarydoos a month!!
One last thing owing to their 20+ year longevity in the fandom they have a virtual rolodex of furry connections in the fandom and even at some point had a now deleted snub ED page, but still a snippet of their second life (lol) existence remains in referencing as a lover of some ancient youtube furry that declared war on humans
Profiles:
The others:
~gross warning~
But as always since there is a market for everything they've also received some of the highest upvotes for their tame-by-comparison (bleh) cub porn on e621:
Now you think they might be content to just churn out the worst of the worst in furry pornography but they also are a typically broke leech and notorious scammer who come up with fake health scares like cancer to not deliver their commissions (most deprived robinhood award?):
Plus like every walking talking turd in 2017 they have a patreon thats currently 4 sponsors $113 dollarydoos a month!!
One last thing owing to their 20+ year longevity in the fandom they have a virtual rolodex of furry connections in the fandom and even at some point had a now deleted snub ED page, but still a snippet of their second life (lol) existence remains in referencing as a lover of some ancient youtube furry that declared war on humans
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Furries Ruin Everything: Hollow Knight Edition.
That's not a tail, that's testicles.
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"I ate a lot of ants. Now I am full of ants."
Truly this is poetry.
Truly this is poetry.
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Welp, first post on KiwiFarms. Better make it a goodun.
Let me introduce you to FurAffinity user WolfPex. Now, the vast majority of his art is shared under his main pseudonym WolfieCanem - Freaky hyper muscle art, probably nothing new to you guys. As WolfPex however, he shares much more... Intriguing art. See for yourself.
Let me introduce you to FurAffinity user WolfPex. Now, the vast majority of his art is shared under his main pseudonym WolfieCanem - Freaky hyper muscle art, probably nothing new to you guys. As WolfPex however, he shares much more... Intriguing art. See for yourself.
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Welp, first post on KiwiFarms. Better make it a goodun.
Let me introduce you to FurAffinity user WolfPex. Now, the vast majority of his art is shared under his main pseudonym WolfieCanem - Freaky hyper muscle art, probably nothing new to you guys. As WolfPex however, he shares much more... Intriguing art. See for yourself.
Are those dick nipples? Also, what's with the gore fetish?
Someone with a gore fetish will have a corpse or three in their closet.
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I'd say they're dick nipples in the same sense that female Hyenas have pseudo-dicks, as Wolfie-boy here is into pec pregnancy.
A. Thick Membrane - a layer of stretchy membrane that fully covers all fetuses. Protects fetuses from dangerous pathogens. Only nutrients and cum can seep through.
B. Pectoralis Major - Wolfie's top chest muscles, only extremely enhanced, hardened, quadrupled and in volume and strength. Provides direct protection to the fetuses. Strong enough to stop a bullet. Great shock and sound absorber.
C. Fetus - the fruit of Wolfie's loins, and pecs. Each fetus is enclosed in there own separate membrane, while all being enclosed in a larger and stronger membrane, All fetuses are attached to the placenta via umbilical cords.
Fetuses have varied gestation periods, dependent on how they were conceived. Insemination with love and compassion would produce normal and healthy babies, with a period of 1 - 2 months.
Insemination via rape, force or ill intentions would produce demented babies. These demented babies would be ready to be birthed in a minimum of 24 hours. Directly after birth, they would seek to drink from their father's cock and nipples, and would grow into adulthood in a matter of hours. They would lack common sense, and would only have two things on their minds; feed and sex. The closest victim would be their father.
D. Placenta - similar to the ones in females. Acts as a conduit that connects the fetuses to Wolfie's blood flow, where the blood provide all extra nutrients that the cum did not provide or is lacking in. Does not fall off and out of the pec after the babies are born. It would simply dissolve back into Wolfie's chests muscles, and would reappear when needed.
E. Cum Duct - a thick, vascular duct that connects Wolfie's pecs to his testicles. Channels excess cum from the testes to the pecs. Greatly dilates when Wolfie is pregnant.
F. Nipple - a large, hard, thick and smooth protrusion that droops down the end or edge of each of Wolfie's pecs. Extremely sensitive. The opening is always opened to allow excess cum to escape, in order to allow a constant flow of fresh cum to bathe the fetuses.
G. The Birth Duct - the opening of the nipple. Dilates to extreme sizes to allow the fetus to pass through with ease. Can fit several penises at once. Great area to penetrate.
H. Cum Pool - a large space between the fetuses and the birth duct that accumulate all the cum in the pecs. Ensures the pecs is constantly filled to the brim with cum. The space allows penetration to occur during pregnancy without damaging the fetuses.
I. Pectoralis Minor - Wolfie's bottom pectoral muscles. Similar to the Pectoral Major, its function is to give support to the entire pecs and cushions the fetuses in place right in the middle of the pec.
J. Cum Duct - connects to Wolfie's testes. The duct follows the 'Milk Line' and travels up on the pubic area, abdominal muscles and right to the tits.
B. Pectoralis Major - Wolfie's top chest muscles, only extremely enhanced, hardened, quadrupled and in volume and strength. Provides direct protection to the fetuses. Strong enough to stop a bullet. Great shock and sound absorber.
C. Fetus - the fruit of Wolfie's loins, and pecs. Each fetus is enclosed in there own separate membrane, while all being enclosed in a larger and stronger membrane, All fetuses are attached to the placenta via umbilical cords.
Fetuses have varied gestation periods, dependent on how they were conceived. Insemination with love and compassion would produce normal and healthy babies, with a period of 1 - 2 months.
Insemination via rape, force or ill intentions would produce demented babies. These demented babies would be ready to be birthed in a minimum of 24 hours. Directly after birth, they would seek to drink from their father's cock and nipples, and would grow into adulthood in a matter of hours. They would lack common sense, and would only have two things on their minds; feed and sex. The closest victim would be their father.
D. Placenta - similar to the ones in females. Acts as a conduit that connects the fetuses to Wolfie's blood flow, where the blood provide all extra nutrients that the cum did not provide or is lacking in. Does not fall off and out of the pec after the babies are born. It would simply dissolve back into Wolfie's chests muscles, and would reappear when needed.
E. Cum Duct - a thick, vascular duct that connects Wolfie's pecs to his testicles. Channels excess cum from the testes to the pecs. Greatly dilates when Wolfie is pregnant.
F. Nipple - a large, hard, thick and smooth protrusion that droops down the end or edge of each of Wolfie's pecs. Extremely sensitive. The opening is always opened to allow excess cum to escape, in order to allow a constant flow of fresh cum to bathe the fetuses.
G. The Birth Duct - the opening of the nipple. Dilates to extreme sizes to allow the fetus to pass through with ease. Can fit several penises at once. Great area to penetrate.
H. Cum Pool - a large space between the fetuses and the birth duct that accumulate all the cum in the pecs. Ensures the pecs is constantly filled to the brim with cum. The space allows penetration to occur during pregnancy without damaging the fetuses.
I. Pectoralis Minor - Wolfie's bottom pectoral muscles. Similar to the Pectoral Major, its function is to give support to the entire pecs and cushions the fetuses in place right in the middle of the pec.
J. Cum Duct - connects to Wolfie's testes. The duct follows the 'Milk Line' and travels up on the pubic area, abdominal muscles and right to the tits.
This last one is by apexthump - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/21190405/
Oh, and for good measure, have this.
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The nipples look like fucking burnt sausage
Also "Cum Cable" sounds like the name of some weird indie band
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What in the actual fuckI'd say they're dick nipples in the same sense that female Hyenas have pseudo-dicks, as Wolfie-boy here is into pec pregnancy.
A. Thick Membrane - a layer of stretchy membrane that fully covers all fetuses. Protects fetuses from dangerous pathogens. Only nutrients and cum can seep through.
B. Pectoralis Major - Wolfie's top chest muscles, only extremely enhanced, hardened, quadrupled and in volume and strength. Provides direct protection to the fetuses. Strong enough to stop a bullet. Great shock and sound absorber.
C. Fetus - the fruit of Wolfie's loins, and pecs. Each fetus is enclosed in there own separate membrane, while all being enclosed in a larger and stronger membrane, All fetuses are attached to the placenta via umbilical cords.
Fetuses have varied gestation periods, dependent on how they were conceived. Insemination with love and compassion would produce normal and healthy babies, with a period of 1 - 2 months.
Insemination via rape, force or ill intentions would produce demented babies. These demented babies would be ready to be birthed in a minimum of 24 hours. Directly after birth, they would seek to drink from their father's cock and nipples, and would grow into adulthood in a matter of hours. They would lack common sense, and would only have two things on their minds; feed and sex. The closest victim would be their father.
D. Placenta - similar to the ones in females. Acts as a conduit that connects the fetuses to Wolfie's blood flow, where the blood provide all extra nutrients that the cum did not provide or is lacking in. Does not fall off and out of the pec after the babies are born. It would simply dissolve back into Wolfie's chests muscles, and would reappear when needed.
E. Cum Duct - a thick, vascular duct that connects Wolfie's pecs to his testicles. Channels excess cum from the testes to the pecs. Greatly dilates when Wolfie is pregnant.
F. Nipple - a large, hard, thick and smooth protrusion that droops down the end or edge of each of Wolfie's pecs. Extremely sensitive. The opening is always opened to allow excess cum to escape, in order to allow a constant flow of fresh cum to bathe the fetuses.
G. The Birth Duct - the opening of the nipple. Dilates to extreme sizes to allow the fetus to pass through with ease. Can fit several penises at once. Great area to penetrate.
H. Cum Pool - a large space between the fetuses and the birth duct that accumulate all the cum in the pecs. Ensures the pecs is constantly filled to the brim with cum. The space allows penetration to occur during pregnancy without damaging the fetuses.
I. Pectoralis Minor - Wolfie's bottom pectoral muscles. Similar to the Pectoral Major, its function is to give support to the entire pecs and cushions the fetuses in place right in the middle of the pec.
J. Cum Duct - connects to Wolfie's testes. The duct follows the 'tard cum Line' and travels up on the pubic area, abdominal muscles and right to the tits.
This last one is by apexthump - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/21190405/
Oh, and for good measure, have this.
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Do I even have to mention that the heart of such a creature would need to be the size of a car in order to keep the blood needed flowing?I'd say they're dick nipples in the same sense that female Hyenas have pseudo-dicks, as Wolfie-boy here is into pec pregnancy.
A. Thick Membrane - a layer of stretchy membrane that fully covers all fetuses. Protects fetuses from dangerous pathogens. Only nutrients and cum can seep through.
B. Pectoralis Major - Wolfie's top chest muscles, only extremely enhanced, hardened, quadrupled and in volume and strength. Provides direct protection to the fetuses. Strong enough to stop a bullet. Great shock and sound absorber.
C. Fetus - the fruit of Wolfie's loins, and pecs. Each fetus is enclosed in there own separate membrane, while all being enclosed in a larger and stronger membrane, All fetuses are attached to the placenta via umbilical cords.
Fetuses have varied gestation periods, dependent on how they were conceived. Insemination with love and compassion would produce normal and healthy babies, with a period of 1 - 2 months.
Insemination via rape, force or ill intentions would produce demented babies. These demented babies would be ready to be birthed in a minimum of 24 hours. Directly after birth, they would seek to drink from their father's cock and nipples, and would grow into adulthood in a matter of hours. They would lack common sense, and would only have two things on their minds; feed and sex. The closest victim would be their father.
D. Placenta - similar to the ones in females. Acts as a conduit that connects the fetuses to Wolfie's blood flow, where the blood provide all extra nutrients that the cum did not provide or is lacking in. Does not fall off and out of the pec after the babies are born. It would simply dissolve back into Wolfie's chests muscles, and would reappear when needed.
E. Cum Duct - a thick, vascular duct that connects Wolfie's pecs to his testicles. Channels excess cum from the testes to the pecs. Greatly dilates when Wolfie is pregnant.
F. Nipple - a large, hard, thick and smooth protrusion that droops down the end or edge of each of Wolfie's pecs. Extremely sensitive. The opening is always opened to allow excess cum to escape, in order to allow a constant flow of fresh cum to bathe the fetuses.
G. The Birth Duct - the opening of the nipple. Dilates to extreme sizes to allow the fetus to pass through with ease. Can fit several penises at once. Great area to penetrate.
H. Cum Pool - a large space between the fetuses and the birth duct that accumulate all the cum in the pecs. Ensures the pecs is constantly filled to the brim with cum. The space allows penetration to occur during pregnancy without damaging the fetuses.
I. Pectoralis Minor - Wolfie's bottom pectoral muscles. Similar to the Pectoral Major, its function is to give support to the entire pecs and cushions the fetuses in place right in the middle of the pec.
J. Cum Duct - connects to Wolfie's testes. The duct follows the 'tard cum Line' and travels up on the pubic area, abdominal muscles and right to the tits.
This last one is by apexthump - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/21190405/
Oh, and for good measure, have this.
No? Okay...
