UN Young Chinese are too fat and jerk off too much to be suitable for military service - Basically Connor Bible shouldn't apply

http://shanghaiist.com/2017/08/24/too-fat-for-pla.php

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While Xi Jinping may want to build a stronger, more advanced military force to "safeguard national sovereignty, security and development interests," there are some concerns that China's incoming crops of recruit won't be up to the task -- being too busy playing on their phone, eating and masturbating to solider properly

According to an article posted on the WeChat account of the People's Liberation Army Daily, 56.9% of armed services candidates at one unnamed town were rejected for failing to meet physical fitness standards.

One-fifth of these candidates were rejected for being too fat, others because excessive smartphone use had damaged their eyesight or because they had consumed too much snack foods or soda pop, resulting in poor liver and gallbladder function.

Meanwhile, 8% were rejected because of "abnormal enlargement of small testicular veins," caused by too much masturbation.

The report follows numerous studies done in recent years which have found that the physical fitness level of Chinese youths is deteriorating at a worrying rate. Earlier this year, one study found that China was home to more obese children than any other country on earth.

However, after reports of excessively pudgy and overly frustrated Chinese teens hit international media, China's military was quick to dismiss speculation about the poor quality of its new recruits, arguing that a higher number of rejected applicants does not mean a decrease in troop quality.

"China's recruitment process has strict rules and procedures," the Defense Ministry office said. "The quality of our recruits is guaranteed, and the headwaters of our military will flow long and strong."

Back in 2014, the PLA did relax recruitment standards a bit, allowing for slightly shorter and slightly rounder men and women to apply, not to mention those with "less than ideal eyesight" and those with tattoos.

This all comes after a report in the PLA Daily earlier this month which warned of the havoc that the extremely popular mobile game "Honor of Kings" was wreaking on its ranks, worrying that the highly-addictive smartphone smash hit could slow down soldiers in real-life combat scenarios

"There is certainly a security risk that can't be overlooked," the People's Liberation Army Daily newspaper warned gravely. "The game requires constant attention but a soldier's job is full of uncertainty. Once a soldier is cut off from the game for an urgent mission, he could be absent-minded during the operation if his mind remains on the game."

Hey, at least when they're playing that game, they aren't busy enlarging their small testicular veins.
 
Yeah I have to wonder about these doctors that are putting recruits dicks through so much scrutiny. He's got to be up close to see veins, particularly with Chinese dicks.

I know this is pretty autistic, but I think it could have something to do with the uniforms the Chinese use. I was reading somewhere, that the PLA has a shit load of equipment that's from the 70's, back when China was suffering through the famines. Back then, the average Chink soldier was several inches shorter than they are now. I'd also think, that if the Chinese are recruiting, it'd make more sense for them to stick some conscript in some 70's era gear than it would be to outfit them properly. Combine that with engorged veins, tight pants, maybe the pants cause permanent damage to testes with larger veins?
 
However, after reports of excessively pudgy and overly frustrated Chinese teens hit international media, China's military was quick to dismiss speculation about the poor quality of its new recruits, arguing that a higher number of rejected applicants does not mean a decrease in troop quality.

Considering that the Chinese military "strategy" of the last century has consisted in throwing human waves of cannon fodder at the enemy until they bury the enemy in Chinese corpses, if I were a Chinese kid, I'd be eating everything I could get my hands on, and jerking off while watching porn on my smart phone until my dick fell off.

See, this is why Mao and Pol Pot starved their people.

Mao certainly didn't starve himself, the fat fuck.
 
The Chinese really are among the dumbest people on the planet.
Half of China's population is rural, living in goatskin huts and have probably never seen a mirror. Along with a chunk of the other half of the population being fatasses and spending all day trying to circumvent firewalls to see Sora Aoi's tits, it makes you wonder if China's alleged triple-digit IQ is about as fake as its manipulated currency.
 
A American general did a Ted speech about this.
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He is wrong. The USN vs the entire rest of the world ends with the USN remaining and extant force.

In reality? The USN could be cut by 2/3s and no enemy natdon'tcould invade us, the US Marine cut by half and the US Army by 7/8ths and the Airforce by 1/3rd. So amazingly enough, the US military could survive an explicit hardcore, political purge on a massive scale and the USA would still be immune to military invasion and conquest.

Garrisoning and occupying and fuck fuck games in the Middle East/Central Asia, Europe and Africa/Central and South America. I don't care for it, so let them burn. And for south of our border, they haven't done any amount of real good, have they?

A fleet in or near Japan, a garrison force in South Korea, and that's all our necessary and worthwhile foreign engagements taken care of. And National Security against the threats that cuckboi is allowed to name taken care of.


For China? 1.3 billion people. How the fuck they can't find anybody is priceless. Like, just pressgang motherfuckers. Same with their supposed labor shortages. They don't have the same rate of industrialization.
 
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On screen Keyboard or the Quote option hidden under the + are what you need mate.

The Chinese really are among the dumbest people on the planet.

While I don't agree with that exactly I have said it before and I will say it again;

Chinese technology is not Innovative i.e. a progression of ideas and other technology it's mimicative and has been for a very long time, their technological advancement stalled when they didn't develop glass in favour of Porcelain. For centuries China and Japan preferred the shape and form over function i.e. thinner and lighter pots they nearly totally ignored Glass production however Europe already had a OK glass industry and then in about 1200 a monk got very interested in glass and started experimenting with it and wrote a few books that got copied and circulated who's work was then later (150 - 200 years later) got expanded on. And by the time we got the Ceramics but Glass production was far beyond a simple trade it was a fucking artform. For example a Chinese scholar normally stopped his working life in his late 40's to mid 50's when his eyesight was failing, in Europe an later the Americas that same scholar could carry on because e had primitive but for the time effective corrective lenses (not always eye glasses, sometimes it was a small bulb of glass that was polished an filled with water) that allowed them to carry on for an extra 10 - 20 years.

What is more accurate than "The Chinese are really stupid" is they are not good at innovative progressional thinking, for a very long time new ideas where not accepted in china either because they didn't see the point, because they lacked the knowledge or because any progression (intellectual or social) was actively suppressed by the Empire and then later by the communist party so they are new to it.

Some of it can be chalked up to the hey that looks right when doing a 1 - 1 phyisical copy of something but they are not sure why one Steel Aloy was chosen over another even if they are aware of it to begin with, that's why you get bit's supposedly made for high-speed milling that has problems cutting warm butter sold on ebay, they are not being malicious they just don't know the differance it's a small company selling from a shop using poorly taught techniques.

A lot of it can be assigned to "Dont give a fuck" it's VERY true that a lot of companies are dishonest in China (trust me I've dealt with them a lot they are always on the game) and they go out of their way to deceive people including there own customers, and know they can disappear and set up again without any recompense because if your not a F500 company the Chinese government won't give a shit, a lot of this is better described in a book called Poorly Made in China.

A smaller portion of it can be considered Failed development, some people study abroad come home an set up a company with a genuinely great idea for a product, but they cant afford the premium that other former western students demand, so have to deal with half trained locals, and they design the core idea but then are unable to fully execute it because of the ignorance they have to deal with.
 
China(and Japan, but China was worse) was also lazy and prone to inability. Give Greece, Rome, Persia or even Macedon the kind of (relative)population size, ethnic homogeneity, and religious homogeneity and physical, political unity that China had, and they would have never fallen and would have tripled or quadrupled the size of their empires.

Ffs, give the Rurikid Rus States that kind of shit and the entirety of Eurasia would be Scandi-Slav Land.

China has been chockfull of rebellious retards since forever, and they knew it so every effort went to curbing that. It never worked.

They never really tried or were even able to out forth the effort of conquering their neighbors. Japan tried once before modern times, and even then it was halfassed and mostly meant to get men killed in Korea then getting sulky and going home.

India was never united like that. United India of today is a British creation that remains for convenience, and its still less likely to rip itself apart in rebellion from half its populace tarding out.

China was never able to actually use its massive population to conquer new lands in the style of the steady Russian Steamroller, it was only ever a liability.

Had this not been the case, Korea would have become a province centuries ago, and Indochina, and all the islands from Indonesia to New Zealand, would have been heavily Sinicized. As it is, Singapore is basically it.
 
The present-day Chinese aren't innovative and copy everything because they're descendants of mongol horsefuckers who couldn't do anything useful other than killing people and mixing with natives while destroying civilizations. It is also why cultural renaissances after the Yuan Dynasty are far cruder and unrefined, or rely on Western influence. Equating them to the ancient Chinese would be like equating present-day Iraq to Mesopotamia.

The ancient Chinese were innovative. So are the present-day Japanese, who are genetically closer descendants to ancient Chinese and Korean immigrants from the Yayoi period. Their own Vienna moment against mongolized Korea is why they're more civilized and not a shithole like Indonesia.
 
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