Inactive Jonathan Ross / EffinRawz / SonicJonathanSonic / SuperJonathanSonic / SpeedDemon - Self-Admitted Pedophile with Homicidal Urges; featuring Ruby (EdgeQueen) & NuclearGamer

[Meta Junglira]

I still need to find his twitter arguement with DSPtxt, that's pretty much the only evidence left that it happened. And for anyone who's wondering, he tried to dox two people (but failed), a friend of mine called his grandparents and his computer got smashed to bits. Although in 6 months, they ended up buying him a new one which is what bothers me.

You'd think that would be a lesson to him to not carry on the internet like he does but nope...

 

[ZachAutist]

Doesn't feel so great when you can't hide anymore, does it?

The greatest thing about all this is he can't flag a Kiwi thread.

Also, hi Ross.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

The story of Ross' first blowjob.

Edit: The evidence of DSP.txt argument.

Edit-Edit: "Confession" goes hand-in-hand as it tells about how his grandparents found out. Sort of. Though I do like their archaic style of parenting, awesome.

 

[Neil Venegas]

Glorious.
I can't hardly sleep anymore unless someone has at least one monumental mental collapse right before bed.

It's like crack, isn't it? I attached a screenshot of his post to the OP as well since ross tends to like covering his tracks.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

It's amazing to me what an apparent treasure trove the anti-DSP community has become. Rapidly catching up with the Court Jester of Hate's loyal fanbase.

You know what they say! Always remember, the fanboys/fandoms are ALWAYS worse.

 

[ZachAutist]

The lack of punctuation is what I find most disturbing.
Don't people proofread their death threats anymore?

Not autistic people that admitted to shitting themselves until they were 11 years old, apparently. The first Ross final is a treat, by the way.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Yikes. This thread turned into a shitshow for sure. Wait til @yawning sneasel comes in. I'm sure his sides will be gone

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

ROSS WAS ONCE AN OG RAPPER!

 

[PL 879]

This has turned into a great thread!

It truly has.
Forget sleep now, I'm laughing too hard.

 

[ZachAutist]

https://mega.nz/fm/3AY1kSja This is good enough for now. Enjoy, gentlemen. And stay salty as fuck Ross.

 

[DaddyIssues]

Get on discord Ross we need to talk about your behavior

Make sure to tell him that he stinks and to go have a shower before he goes to bed.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

It truly has.
Forget sleep now, I'm laughing too hard.

I really cant wait for Null or another staff member to see his responses. I hope they laugh as hard as I did.

 

[PL 879]

I'll be sure to check in first thing tomorrow morning when this thread is 30 pages long.

 

[Neil Venegas]

Fucking Hell, I thought this was about the lisping British chat show host at first!

That's why he hasn't blown up until now: his name is too generic. All the lolcows have memorable names, but he's managed to stay within the shadows.

*looks at the thread*

HOLY SHIT, THIS THREAD GOT FEATURED! This is amazing.

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

It truly has.
Forget sleep now, I'm laughing too hard.

Fuck me, I have a headache from holding back laughs as to not wake-up my room-mate.

Part uno of "The me you don't know"

(part 2 soon)

https://my.mixtape.moe/mttxxh.mp4

 

[Crisseh]

I give it a day until Null gets an email

 

[ZachAutist]

https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fjonathan-ross-66%2Fjross-killing-gingers-ft-alice

Here's this gem.

 

[Neil Venegas]

https://soundcloud.com/https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fjonathan-ross-66%2Fjross-killing-gingers-ft-alice

Here's this gem.

He's a SPIRITUAL MIRACLE LYRICAL INDIV-

 

[Meta Junglira]

Nah he's just really that stupid. If it really is someone else they're doing a really good job impersonating him because almost everything he said sounds/looks exactly like the shit he would do.

I'll take your word for it. Lord knows I'd get my own thread if I take Jon's word...

 

[Neil Venegas]

Eh...Forgive me for being devil's advocate but I find it hard to believe that Jon here is really Jon Ross.

Just sounds like someone taking the piss out of it.

It's definitely him, he reacted like this during all the ross finals.