Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

[MasterDisaster]

He's mad alright.

Mad? He's clearly speaking in tongues.

 

[ON 190]

i'm afraid i don't recognize anybody here who is getting their same input from the same spiritual masters as i get mine from

Since I'm bored, let's deconstruct this...

i don't recognize

This could either mean he doesn't know anybody on AMB who practices his weird voodoo or that he "doesn't recognize" in the sense that he refuses to admit other believers of this exist. That means he's a special snowflake!

same input

Hears voices.

spiritual masters

See above.

The takeaway? Tom-boy is batshit crazy.

 

[jenffer a jay]

i am more a two spirit then you every be tommy boy and yes kiwi fram do belive in the TRANS RIGHTS but you are not a TRANS and you dont have RIGHTS you are a man get it tommy boy and by the way no cop have see me yet that menes one thing the canada cops dont care about are TRANS RIGHTS here in canada sorry tommy boy and you never see me jail ahahahttp://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/two-spirit/

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

...semi-sentient sacks of septic sewage sludge...

Don't call us the stuff that you eat everyday.

 

[QT 219]

i haven't seen @Null around this bullshit lately. i want to remind you children and mentally unstable adults of a few facts. first and foremost, sneasel and others are stalking me, ripping my intellectual properties and quoting me out of context, using standard issue corporatist propaganda protocols. second and possibly more pertinent is that i have much better things to be doing with my online time than responding to trolls and their perverted claims about me.


the assertion that i am a pedophile is completely absurd and that i am not transgender founded only in their own perverted perspectives on what it means to be transgender.

when i introduce myself to native americans , they instantly recognize me as a two spirit. when i get read as male by somebody i'm meeting face to face, only a few words from me and they have no problem relating to me as female.

the frat boys are demanding that i respect your community or be gone from it. stop dragging me into it, shut down this thread and i'll gladly turn my back on this behavioral sink forever. if you cannot respect that i am bigender, refusing my request to relate to my female side and continue to insist that i am all these things i'm not, the only response you will get is to be put on ignore.

clearly, the truth is that you pseudo-intellectual , quasi-literate, semi-sentient sacks of septic sewage sludge are scared shitless of me and my abilities to use the full resources of this site and so have me severely restricted in what i can do.
i have made a small concession to your rules demands since i have a place other than facebook to upload caps of this nonsense to. i hope i've edited the skype transcripts to your lazy eye's satisfaction, but if you want a respectful response, respect is a two way street.

wait until you see what happens to people who bear false witness against a fairly widely known, respected loved hippie artist, you disgusting autistic fetishist.

if anybody reading this has a desire to give testimony against this festering pile, please contact ctomeez001@gmail.com

Here's the thing, Tom.

We don't have to do a goddamned thing and you will slurp our collective dick for days on end because you are a lonely, fat man with no friends. I'm sure you know people in your neighborhood and I'm sure there are people who are cordial with you, but you are an island in a sea of humanity; isolated because of your shit opinions, shit grooming and shit habits.

Feel free to put me on ignore or whatever because I guess that's what you do to people who are "scared shitless" of you. You're not transgender, you're not intersexed, you're not two-spirit and you're not female. You're just an old faggot with too much time on his hands, waiting to die.

And until that happens, we'll be laughing before, during and after the funeral.

 

[The I Scream Man]

I'd be willing to put good money on people giving way more of a shit about my opinion than they do about Thomas' lol

 

[jenffer a jay]

I'd be willing to put good money on people giving way more of a shit about my opinion than they do about Thomas' lol

i am game how mush you paid me about my opinion on you opinions here

 

[BILLY MAYS]

lol Tom harrassing someone just because his name is "Kevin Hoffman"

Tom is a fat cyberbully. And a male.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Is "Barechu" his Sonichu ripoff?

It's part of Jewish prayer service. He's fucking it up quite nicely, but this is Tom after all. He's never picked up the Torah.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

It's part of Jewish prayer service. He's fucking it up quite nicely, but this is Tom after all. He's never picked up the Torah.

I don't think Tom Has read anything deep since high school TBH

 

[GS 281]

lol Tom harrassing someone just because his name is "Kevin Hoffman"

Tom is a fat cyberbully. And a male.

If I was them I would have linked to the videos of him doing that shit.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

It's part of Jewish prayer service. He's fucking it up quite nicely, but this is Tom after all. He's never picked up the Torah.

and you somehow have proof of that untrue assertion? the first time i picked up a torah and read from it was for my bar mitzvah in 1967. "ha kodesh barechu" is one of the many names used for YHVH. the literal translation is "the holy one blessed be he" and i don't think it's used in the prayer service.

do you know what a kohan is? join me on a live stream some time and i'll read the whole prayer service in hebrew and english.

I don't think Tom Has read anything deep since high school TBH

i actually swore off reading anything deep in about 1985 when my career in the life sciences well and truly tanked and i didn't have to read deep shit on the job any more. i still read a fair bit of non-fiction, just nothing you need to read three or four times to get it.

I'd be willing to put good money on people giving way more of a shit about my opinion than they do about Thomas' lol

oh? i happen to be real good at several things and i'm the goto gal for a number of people, especially ones looking to confirm or deny sketchy news stories. match this. if i get the $1200, $240 of that is mine. more if he ends up consigning it here and it sells.

With feldspar exclusions

woo dog. is that your hand and you own that puppy or are you showing it for somebody?

It's all mine and 61grams

that aqua commands a serious price. at least 20 a gram because the paler material i have isn't going anywhere for less than ten and they're just chunks. that's specimen grade. what are you hoping to get out of showing it to me now? i only have one client with that kind of buying power, but he's only buying facets.
minimum $300 on that sucker.

Ahh I figured yu would be the knowledgeable source
I was captivated by the deep color and the exclusions
Worked my ass off to get it

that's the kind of stone you stand on your bottom dollar for however long it takes to get it because it will generate sales with people who can't afford to buy it.
how did you get it?
then when it does sell, you immediate throw at least half of it back into inventory.

I found it in a headship here and heckled em for almost two years straight, traded 100$ and an o of alien of from cali
Headshop

lol. yup. don't ever take less than three bills for it and pile your cost back into inventory as soon as it sells.

Thank yu for the information on that I figured yu be the person to ask

my pleasure, amigo. i hope you're going to have more time for the real things movie this winter. we have two sets of wheels committed already, but ari is going to be working for someone else most of the time.

I got a car and that lapidary
Would it be wise to bring it?

absolutely. you'd rule the roost with that thing. we'll get a lot of custom cutting work if people know we have it. we've got a mini van i want to send out to scoop up quinn street along with a few hundred pounds of his material.
if you want, i'll book us into quartszite at the tyson wells show too. you'll really make out like a fat rat there with that rig.

I can bring a generator as well
I got a line on a 77 Terry 5th wheel I may have converred to a studio by then

fuck yeah dude. we can hit q-town from about the 5 to the 18th and then set up here. gem and jam is the last weekend of jan.

Fuck yea, ok And damn th could probably work the wheels better than I can may be we can work something out

i've got the right shit for the low end collectors, energy workers and designers. you can see their faces light up when they first see the spread.

@Thomas Jay Wasserberg has been banned from this thread. We have received information that he continues to seek to derail threads to make the topic about himself and he has been lurking this thread. Perhaps he seeks to engage in age regression like paul, but that isnt our concern. All we ask is that Mr. Wasserberg not molest another child or dog.

i just noticed this sitting without a response and am wondering if i told you that i only "molested" that one minor all those years ago. the dog has been dead for 20 now. neither ever happened again and i assure you, no human ever got any gratification from letting her hump their hand more than some giggles.

if that is truly all you want, which i highly doubt, since you insist on misgendering me and labeling me a scammer as well as a child and dog molester, wouldn't my assurance that such a thing will never happen in the future be sufficient for you all to stop projecting your own perverted visualizations into my accounting of what really happened?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

and you somehow have proof of that untrue assertion? the first time i picked up a torah and read from it was for my bar mitzvah in 1967. "ha kodesh barechu" is one of the many names used for YHVH. the literal translation is "the holy one blessed be he" and i don't think it's used in the prayer service.

do you know what a kohan is? join me on a live stream some time and i'll read the whole prayer service in hebrew and english.

i actually swore off reading anything deep in about 1985 when my career in the life sciences well and truly tanked and i didn't have to read deep shit on the job any more. i still read a fair bit of non-fiction, just nothing you need to read three or four times to get it.



oh? i happen to be real good at several things and i'm the goto gal for a number of people, especially ones looking to confirm or deny sketchy news stories. match this. if i get the $1200, $240 of that is mine. more if he ends up consigning it here and it sells.

Yes, your actual post about Barchu.

You're just a pretend Jew just like you're a pretend tranny. Your life is full of lies. Go back to your picture books Tom.

Also, clean your fucking nails you damn hobo.

 

[GS 281]

Tom's being more polite and not using retarded screen caps or illegible copypastas. I think grampy is starting to learn.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Oh and @Thomas Jay Wasserberg you'll never make $1200 on anything made out of aquamarine. It's a cheap crystal.

 

[jenffer a jay]

and you somehow have proof of that untrue assertion? the first time i picked up a torah and read from it was for my bar mitzvah in 1967. "ha kodesh barechu" is one of the many names used for YHVH. the literal translation is "the holy one blessed be he" and i don't think it's used in the prayer service.

do you know what a kohan is? join me on a live stream some time and i'll read the whole prayer service in hebrew and english.

i actually swore off reading anything deep in about 1985 when my career in the life sciences well and truly tanked and i didn't have to read deep shit on the job any more. i still read a fair bit of non-fiction, just nothing you need to read three or four times to get it.



oh? i happen to be real good at several things and i'm the goto gal for a number of people, especially ones looking to confirm or deny sketchy news stories. match this. if i get the $1200, $240 of that is mine. more if he ends up consigning it here and it sells.

is this photo of blue shit that came out you ass today hey tommy boy

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Tom's being more polite and not using exceptional screen caps or illegible copypastas. I think grampy is starting to learn.

most youngsters who are being respectful toward me call me either auntie tommie or miss jayne. nobody but mean, stupid people address me as "tom" , "mr wasserberg" or anything male specific more than once or twice, unless they're trying to piss me off.

a long while ago, you snatched on a very short bit completely out of context from something i wrote at AGR while i was just starting to come out about being transgender in public, before i had met many other transgender people, that you give as evidence that i'm not transgender. analyse this whole statement in the same way and tell me why it proves your assertion that i'm not transgender. there are factoids all through there that are common experiences of many trans women's early years. you clearly are not competent to judge, with a POV completed twisted by furry dom, tranny fetishism completely unrepresentative of the majority of the transgender community and that good old wannabe 1%er wage slave RWNJ pre-programmed dweebazoid perspective.

this is the fact of the matter: my junk was fiddled with when i was a toddler. by the time i was 6 or 8, i had been beaten into silence about my gender issues and punished pretty severely the few times i got caught cross dressing later on. those "legal hustles" i was referring to were what i've been doing for the past 37 years , which is busk tourists with my horns and hippie bling. my test runs with another trans sister were very successful and we're looking at a rapidly filling calendar through valentine's day. this spew was probably one of the longest of this nature that i ever did on any forum anywhere, yet, you zeroed in on that one paragraph, completely ignoring many other ones completely congruent with typical GD sufferer's narratives.

thanks. be ye one of them skirtboys from the bonnie brae around one of
those lochs? a big brawny hairy telephone pole tosser or one of those
infabulamulous red haired beauteous girlie ones perchance? your accent
appears similar to a glaswegian chum when he's had a few more pints
than most average drinkers would drink.
to reply, how vukin normal will depends on what you call soon. i'll
never feel all the way normal until god comes home and takes care of
the accident in my crotch. the doctors ain't giving me a bunch of scar
tissue and call it a cunt.
for me, soon is the next time i wake up or in the next hour if i'm
already awake. one of my favorite fantasies is watching it happen in
the mirror over the course of at least 10 minutes. every time i've
ever had sex, i was trying to feel as though the dick was in my pussy,
not the other way around. i'm going to my first counseling
appointment next week. my parents suppressed it and i've never told
any professionals about it until recently.
getting started on HRT is a long process from what i've been reading,
but i'm seeing results on transgendered teens who were physically less
feminine than me when they started, that are astounding inside of 24
months of starting. i see marked changes inside 6 months. my boobs
are already bigger than most of them without any drugs, a lot of the
porn stars with no implants, too, but my nips are only a little big
for man size.
if i had done it as a teen, i'd have come out looking like something
about half way between kim petras and ana mancini with just hormones.
i was much prettier than either of them and they both have implants.
girls would die for my legs and hands as they are, scars and all. my
face ain't half bad for an old gurl either and i have almost no adam's
apple. people call me ma'am on the phone all the time.
i'm seeing my space profiles of some incredibly beautiful young women
between 16 and 30 who are difficult to imagine them as ever having
been male. seen some pretty astounding female to male transitions too.
how about that chaz bono, eh? so ever since i got completely up off
the road, out of the streets and into an apartment, i've been wearing
skirts and tight shirts more and getting some of that comfortable
feeling the tranny bloggers always gush about so i really can't not do
it at this point.
i could pass for a 35 yo straight chick with makeup, a wig and corset
this weekend if anybody'd like to take me out for my debut night on
the town. you gotta buy the wig and corset because i don't have one. i
have a decent hippie chick outfit otherwise, with dancing shoes. none
of those six inch bimbo spikes for this dancing girl, let me tell
you! flat shoes, a big full skirt and a skimpy tank top my boobs
stick out of already.
i'll reimburse you from what we make. i've got some great legal
hustles that are probably going to work better as a dorked doll than a
dorky dude. i've only tried it once before, alone in santa moscow in
about 1986 and immediately got jacked up by the cops.
if nobody takes me out before may 2 which is hug-a-tranny day, i'll be
at I-35 and riverside blowing my horn during drive time and then at
ruta maya in the evening giving hugs. lots of girlie guys in that
crowd. hanging there is what has helped me crawl back out of a very
thick shell to this point. you may know how dudes do all that wierd
shit in front of the mirror and come out in that ofay caricature of
mae west they all do? all of my life, i've had to work on my voice,
gait and posture to pass as a dude and grow a beard to cover up a face
that could launch a thousand dicks.
oh yeah, i'm real politically incorrect and use all sorts of nasty old
taboo words like tranny, flaming faggot, nellie queer and poofter. i
even call the obamanator the n-word and back it up with a chris rock
video about how you can't get rid of the word until you get rid of the
people it fits -- wiggers included (that's honkey ones)
i could have been a famous drag queen diva like mimi marx who played
the wayout club twice a year if i'd had the nerve to transition in
1978, the only time the opportunity arose before now. i'm definitely
better looking than that mess of plastic surgery that parades across
those stages for the miss thang universe pageants. i'd love to know
where the asians and brazilians are getting all those teens to pump
full of hormones and silicon i've been seeing as i cruise the
available shemale images. according to the scientists, transgenderism
only affects less than 1% of the population. the sheer numbers of new
models i see every year looks like a bigger number and a lot of them,
especially the phillipine and thai ladyboys look like they're no more
than 15 years old. kim petras's family and several others went through
a heavy four year legal thing starting at 12 until her implants and
SRS at 16.
there have to be 3000 transgendered teen prostitutes for every kim
petras and all the young, straight t-girls on the web combined. i
think there's heavy slave traffic in kidnapped kids for it. i've seen
a huge upsurge in very young models who are clearly being groomed for
prostitution with normal and transgendered sexual orientations. many
of the ones i see are obviously very unhappy and some frighteningly
horrified. way too scary for me to be wanting to spank my monkey
looking at them. <<--- i've actually reported a fair number of sites i've stumbled across over the years that had obviously unhappy, heavily drugged or underage models.
do you follow the UK tranny shit on the net? there's a UK porn star
named jelissa jaconi out there evangelizing for transgendered teens
on you boob. there's a bunch of big old outfits over there; laura's
playground, susan's, transformation, the way out
club. . .crossdressing was always much more common and accepted in the
UK long before here. <<-- an observation some of us have made recently is that the upsurge in people calling themselves transgender is mostly due to cis gender people who are better suited for the opposite gender role are declaring themselves gender queer, substantially more than the older GD sufferers who are coming out of the closet as we see all the kids being raised transgender and connect to
i've been watching this all since 1973 when i first stumbled onto
some tranny magazines in a junk shop. been watching it close on the
web since '99. like most people with classic benjamin's gender
dysphoria, i knew i was fucked up genderwise by the age of three. in
all my years, i have spent every day going to sleep praying to wake up
with a pussy and waking up praying that tomorrow would be the day. in
all those years, there are fewer than 1000 waking hours that i have
spent dressed as a female. joaquin of the a camp is the only rainbow
that has ever seen me looking female. few besides him even knew before
last week -- pretty much just a few people in the chicago circle and
that's it.
i wanted to be somebody's wife and mother when i was young and i was
hoping for a guy. i still would, but only with all the proper working
parts. without them, i'm a dicked dyke and will do a dude for money or
get into it for fun with a righteous rainbow brother, but i prefer to
lay naked with a woman. never done it with a guy yet and don't know
how i'd feel. closest i ever came was a hermaphrodite punk rocker. you
want to swap long strange road stories, i've got a cast of thousands
and i don't have to embellish much to put them over either.
i'm thinking now though, after coming out to my rainbow brothers and
talking to them some about it, that i think i'm going to like it when
they start feeling me up and nuzzling me trying to sneak up to my
mouth to ram their tongue in it like they would be wanting to do with
their pecker in my pussy if i had one, so i guess that would make me
bi. i thought i would never even kiss a man without being paid, but i
really do love a lot of people as brothers and already hug them
whenever i see them.
hug me tighter guys and grab my tits and ass if you like. get me
really worked up and you might get yourself a free hummer, too. the
bum is sacred, though, sorry, but please, play with my titties and
buns. i have a lot of catching up to do. this hussy is going to be
ready to go to second base in ten seconds with anybody who turns her
on of any sex. i've got a rainbow sister here who is rude, crude, lewd
and very forward who is going to shit her britches when she realizes
who i am.
i've had to hide all of it for a lot of years and they're still
looking good if you think you're looking at a chick. not all fake and
rock hard like those balloons either and after three months on
hormones they'll be solid BB's with fat pink nips. i'll measure
38-26-40 without any surgery after 18 months of working with a genetic
potential to grow me a set of full single D hooters by the time the
tape is telling that tale. any volunteers to help me transition? i'm
stoked. i have old friends, new friends and strangers checking in with
real encouraging words. my brother has probably replied to the news by
now so i've got to go check the inbox.
tell you what too, mate. if me looks get any dudes i don't know and
love a whole lot already all poley in the pecker, they'd better be
real fooken generous with what's in their pockets too before that
thing even gets touched by my lips. there's going to be with a fresh
sheath between my lips and the peckerhead's pulsating prick, too.
tell you what else , bucko, all this has me wanting to find out what
somebody's beard is going to feel like between my creamy thighs while
caressing my bountiful buns and beautiful boobs while ravenously
licking sucking on MY woodstock woodie, while i just lay there with
one hand on his cock and the other on the tit he's not playing with,
pump my ass a little bit and moan every 10 seconds or so. maybe give
him some 'ah-ah-ah's and 'oh baby, suck me's' when i splooge him in
the face . (nyuk-nyuk)
the thought of a bunch of hugging and kissing and getting groped is
getting me all fuzzy feeling, but i ain't no bleedin' sissy boy who
wants a jizz facial, golden shower and a hot lunch. i'm a regular lady
who just got dealt a funny hand.
thanks for your encouraging words.
happy day
peace
tommy tooter

 

[BILLY MAYS]

my junk was fiddled with when i was a toddler. by the time i was 6 or 8,

is this why you thought it was ok to molest sabrina and your dog?

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

thanks. be ye one of them skirtboys from the bonnie brae around one of
those lochs? a big brawny hairy telephone pole tosser or one of those
infabulamulous red haired beauteous girlie ones perchance? your accent
appears similar to a glaswegian chum when he's had a few more pints
than most average drinkers would drink.
to reply, how vukin normal will depends on what you call soon. i'll
never feel all the way normal until god comes home and takes care of
the accident in my crotch. the doctors ain't giving me a bunch of scar
tissue and call it a cunt.
for me, soon is the next time i wake up or in the next hour if i'm
already awake. one of my favorite fantasies is watching it happen in
the mirror over the course of at least 10 minutes. every time i've
ever had sex, i was trying to feel as though the dick was in my pussy,
not the other way around. i'm going to my first counseling
appointment next week. my parents suppressed it and i've never told
any professionals about it until recently.
getting started on HRT is a long process from what i've been reading,
but i'm seeing results on transgendered teens who were physically less
feminine than me when they started, that are astounding inside of 24
months of starting. i see marked changes inside 6 months. my boobs
are already bigger than most of them without any drugs, a lot of the
porn stars with no implants, too, but my nips are only a little big
for man size.
if i had done it as a teen, i'd have come out looking like something
about half way between kim petras and ana mancini with just hormones.
i was much prettier than either of them and they both have implants.
girls would die for my legs and hands as they are, scars and all. my
face ain't half bad for an old gurl either and i have almost no adam's
apple. people call me ma'am on the phone all the time.
i'm seeing my space profiles of some incredibly beautiful young women
between 16 and 30 who are difficult to imagine them as ever having
been male. seen some pretty astounding female to male transitions too.
how about that chaz bono, eh? so ever since i got completely up off
the road, out of the streets and into an apartment, i've been wearing
skirts and tight shirts more and getting some of that comfortable
feeling the tranny bloggers always gush about so i really can't not do
it at this point.
i could pass for a 35 yo straight chick with makeup, a wig and corset
this weekend if anybody'd like to take me out for my debut night on
the town. you gotta buy the wig and corset because i don't have one. i
have a decent hippie chick outfit otherwise, with dancing shoes. none
of those six inch bimbo spikes for this dancing girl, let me tell
you! flat shoes, a big full skirt and a skimpy tank top my boobs
stick out of already.
i'll reimburse you from what we make. i've got some great legal
hustles that are probably going to work better as a dorked doll than a
dorky dude. i've only tried it once before, alone in santa moscow in
about 1986 and immediately got jacked up by the cops.
if nobody takes me out before may 2 which is hug-a-tranny day, i'll be
at I-35 and riverside blowing my horn during drive time and then at
ruta maya in the evening giving hugs. lots of girlie guys in that
crowd. hanging there is what has helped me crawl back out of a very
thick shell to this point. you may know how dudes do all that wierd
shit in front of the mirror and come out in that ofay caricature of
mae west they all do? all of my life, i've had to work on my voice,
gait and posture to pass as a dude and grow a beard to cover up a face
that could launch a thousand dicks.
oh yeah, i'm real politically incorrect and use all sorts of nasty old
taboo words like tranny, flaming faggot, nellie queer and poofter. i
even call the obamanator the n-word and back it up with a chris rock
video about how you can't get rid of the word until you get rid of the
people it fits -- wiggers included (that's honkey ones)
i could have been a famous drag queen diva like mimi marx who played
the wayout club twice a year if i'd had the nerve to transition in
1978, the only time the opportunity arose before now. i'm definitely
better looking than that mess of plastic surgery that parades across
those stages for the miss thang universe pageants. i'd love to know
where the asians and brazilians are getting all those teens to pump
full of hormones and silicon i've been seeing as i cruise the
available shemale images. according to the scientists, transgenderism
only affects less than 1% of the population. the sheer numbers of new
models i see every year looks like a bigger number and a lot of them,
especially the phillipine and thai ladyboys look like they're no more
than 15 years old. kim petras's family and several others went through
a heavy four year legal thing starting at 12 until her implants and
SRS at 16.
there have to be 3000 transgendered teen prostitutes for every kim
petras and all the young, straight t-girls on the web combined. i
think there's heavy slave traffic in kidnapped kids for it. i've seen
a huge upsurge in very young models who are clearly being groomed for
prostitution with normal and transgendered sexual orientations. many
of the ones i see are obviously very unhappy and some frighteningly
horrified. way too scary for me to be wanting to spank my monkey
looking at them. <<--- i've actually reported a fair number of sites i've stumbled across over the years that had obviously unhappy, heavily drugged or underage models.
do you follow the UK tranny shit on the net? there's a UK porn star
named jelissa jaconi out there evangelizing for transgendered teens
on you boob. there's a bunch of big old outfits over there; laura's
playground, susan's, transformation, the way out
club. . .crossdressing was always much more common and accepted in the
UK long before here. <<-- an observation some of us have made recently is that the upsurge in people calling themselves transgender is mostly due to cis gender people who are better suited for the opposite gender role are declaring themselves gender queer, substantially more than the older GD sufferers who are coming out of the closet as we see all the kids being raised transgender and connect to
i've been watching this all since 1973 when i first stumbled onto
some tranny magazines in a junk shop. been watching it close on the
web since '99. like most people with classic benjamin's gender
dysphoria, i knew i was fucked up genderwise by the age of three. in
all my years, i have spent every day going to sleep praying to wake up
with a pussy and waking up praying that tomorrow would be the day. in
all those years, there are fewer than 1000 waking hours that i have
spent dressed as a female. joaquin of the a camp is the only rainbow
that has ever seen me looking female. few besides him even knew before
last week -- pretty much just a few people in the chicago circle and
that's it.
i wanted to be somebody's wife and mother when i was young and i was
hoping for a guy. i still would, but only with all the proper working
parts. without them, i'm a dicked dyke and will do a dude for money or
get into it for fun with a righteous rainbow brother, but i prefer to
lay naked with a woman. never done it with a guy yet and don't know
how i'd feel. closest i ever came was a hermaphrodite punk rocker. you
want to swap long strange road stories, i've got a cast of thousands
and i don't have to embellish much to put them over either.
i'm thinking now though, after coming out to my rainbow brothers and
talking to them some about it, that i think i'm going to like it when
they start feeling me up and nuzzling me trying to sneak up to my
mouth to ram their tongue in it like they would be wanting to do with
their pecker in my pussy if i had one, so i guess that would make me
bi. i thought i would never even kiss a man without being paid, but i
really do love a lot of people as brothers and already hug them
whenever i see them.
hug me tighter guys and grab my tits and ass if you like. get me
really worked up and you might get yourself a free hummer, too. the
bum is sacred, though, sorry, but please, play with my titties and
buns. i have a lot of catching up to do. this hussy is going to be
ready to go to second base in ten seconds with anybody who turns her
on of any sex. i've got a rainbow sister here who is rude, crude, lewd
and very forward who is going to shit her britches when she realizes
who i am.
i've had to hide all of it for a lot of years and they're still
looking good if you think you're looking at a chick. not all fake and
rock hard like those balloons either and after three months on
hormones they'll be solid BB's with fat pink nips. i'll measure
38-26-40 without any surgery after 18 months of working with a genetic
potential to grow me a set of full single D hooters by the time the
tape is telling that tale. any volunteers to help me transition? i'm
stoked. i have old friends, new friends and strangers checking in with
real encouraging words. my brother has probably replied to the news by
now so i've got to go check the inbox.
tell you what too, mate. if me looks get any dudes i don't know and
love a whole lot already all poley in the pecker, they'd better be
real fooken generous with what's in their pockets too before that
thing even gets touched by my lips. there's going to be with a fresh
sheath between my lips and the peckerhead's pulsating prick, too.
tell you what else , bucko, all this has me wanting to find out what
somebody's beard is going to feel like between my creamy thighs while
caressing my bountiful buns and beautiful boobs while ravenously
licking sucking on MY woodstock woodie, while i just lay there with
one hand on his cock and the other on the tit he's not playing with,
pump my ass a little bit and moan every 10 seconds or so. maybe give
him some 'ah-ah-ah's and 'oh baby, suck me's' when i splooge him in
the face . (nyuk-nyuk)
the thought of a bunch of hugging and kissing and getting groped is
getting me all fuzzy feeling, but i ain't no bleedin' sissy boy who
wants a jizz facial, golden shower and a hot lunch. i'm a regular lady
who just got dealt a funny hand.
thanks for your encouraging words.
happy day
peace
tommy tooter

...Fucking what?
I can't tell if you're high or just your usual stupid, but brah, what?
I can't tell if this is poetry or some kind of unabomber manifesto, but can anyone translate this?

 

[Positron]

most youngsters who are being respectful toward me call me either auntie tommie or miss jayne. nobody but mean, stupid people address me as "tom" , "mr wasserberg" or anything male specific more than once or twice, unless they're trying to piss me off.

Most youngsters would just avoid you because you are, you know, a pedophile.

I can't tell if this is poetry or some kind of unabomber manifesto, but can anyone translate this?

He fantasizes being fucked by the Loch Ness Monster maybe?