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Maybe this is answered on his own thread but how is BSV financing Phil? I can't imagine someone like him bringing in much money even on an autism bucks tugboat.
 
Youtube has no obligation to you Phil. They offer to pay you under certain terms, which they can change at will according to the agreement you have with them. You have the ability to take your "business" to a competitor if you don't like the terms offered.


Good luck with that.
 
There is 3 scenarios every month

1) He fails but he say on stream that he actually hit the goal but patreon is being stupid and doesn't reflect it on the website
2) Vidar is going to mug someone to hit the goal
3) He is going to pledge to himself just to avoid people making fun of him

His patreon is the ultimate lose lose scenario.

He either hits his goal, and then he has to do his goal. His goal involves playing video games, which he clearly hates with all of the disdain his greasy heart can muster. This solves his financial problems in a way, but it doesn't adress how he's angrier and sadder and more pathetic than your average burger flipper.
Or he DOESN'T hit his goal, in which case he's free. Free to not do his reward, making his streams much less interesting to donating viewers and watch his 'business' slip further out of his fingers, or free to do his reward because he wants to, showing to his viewers that he's the most desperate kind of whore there is, ready to do what he didn't get paid for for a chance to come crawling back next month and try to do better.

There's a third option, which is to keep paying himself to be a whore so other people might hire him in the future. But he's got a degree, he obviously wouldn't stoop to that level. He's not a clown, right?
 
I think I lost a few brain cells listening to DSP talk about terms of service. Some gems:
  • If I have you sign a contract saying I can kill you, I'll still have to go to trial for murder (because he doesn't understand the difference between civil and criminal law)
  • Such a contract is evidence of pre-meditation dood (implying a contract saying YouTube can do whatever they want is tantamount to evidence of criminal intent)
  • Contracts like that aren't worth anything because they aren't legally enforceable until they go to court (no shit, that's why you have a contract- so you can get it enforced if i's broken... does he think it's some kind of gentleman's agreement?)
Also mind blowing lack of self awareness as he talks about how unfair it is that YouTube can do whatever they want to their users and users can't demand they be more transparent, provide information on why users are getting punished for things, and allow users to contest punishments that are dished out. Amazing that he doesn't understand he treats every social media platform he uses like his own little North Korea.
What are the odds he has even read the terms of service for Youtube, or for anything for that matter? He says himself "Youtube is dead, Twitch is the future" but this never satisfied conman with unquenchable greed will squeeze every last penny he can out of this "dead" platform while shitting on them everyday for the rest of his life.

Lets say Youtube uses the transcript of a video in their algorithm. This video would include the words kill, murder, illegal, and pre-meditation and that is not even mentioning the Youtube stuff. Maybe it is just taking longer to get through Dspgamings 45,000 videos then it did KOGamings 100. Of course Phil would never think of such a thing, he is baffled when a bot calls him by his name on Twitter.
 
So I was banned for 600 seconds on the stream because I cheered 15 bits and said "can you play the game already, you've been talking about personal nonsense for 30 minutes" and Phil called me out on my "whining". Also he got nearly $200 in tips just now. So he's going to say he met the Patreon goal via the tip money. Calling it right now.

Wow you gave him money, you sure trolled him!:epik::epik::epik:
 
We all know that he'll likely be 'rescued' in the nick of time but I'd like to see phil in the dilemma of being obliged to sit in his cramped office and play through COD or whatever to bottoming views when everybody else is partying and having the time of their life releasing themed khantent during Halloween. It'd be interesting to see if he'd be able to resist breaking down. Come on fanboys, suck it up and resist the urge to empty your parent's change purse this one month. this is the perfect chance for more drama which we know you love too.

That's possible but I think it's also possible that Phil became a person of interest considering what he's done and YT just wants him off the site.

Doubtful. YT is the epitome of the faceless automated corporation. He's just getting crushed through their robotic gears along with everyone else and is narcissistic enough to think he's deliberately being targeted. Google doesn't know or give a shit about anybody as a rule and are actually proud of it given how much they trump up their automation and machine learning algorithms. If he really wanted to get their attention phil should actually do something that enrages them like become a hardcore rightwinger or write a viral memo denying that men and women are carbon copies of each other.
 
I dont think it has anything to do with adsense. I guess its cause of the negativ reviews, titles and tags he used.

The like/dislike ratio may be the culprit. I doubt advertisers want to be associated with videos that people hate. The two new KOGaming videos are 1:1 to 2:1 likes:dislikes and the rest seem to range from 2:1 to 1:8. His DSPGaming videos generally hover around 1:1 and the last upload from a given game consistently seems to be 1:3 or worse. Only some of those videos are demonetized, so maybe there's a threshold somewhere around 1:1?

Perhaps the more interesting point is who goes through his video dumps daily to down-vote each video?
 
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Supposedly he's on Norwegian welfare.
Considering that Norway is pretty much worker's paradise, i find that hard to believe. He just has a shitton of disposable income that he wants to use to le troll the trolls. It's still at his loss at the end of the day.
 
I have a question: Why isn't Phil's MCN doing all the legwork for him? Why has he taken it upon himself to beat this "Youtube fucked me" horse before every livestream?
 
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Any contract that asks you to break the law is not valid and unenforceable. Great analogy, Phil.

Everything we know about this is from Phil's paranoid brain. This could all just be kinks in YouTube's algorithm they'll fix eventually. But of course Phil thinks the sky is falling.

Also, did anyone get a weird culture war vibe from his prestream? "leftist bull shit, YouTube can suck my balls, I know who these people are, I know what they look like. ACK ACK ACK" I wonder if he really believes this or is just fueling the narrative to rally his supporters. We've all seen some of those bizzaro stream comments from people who are clearly unhinged.
 
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I'd say 99%. BSV will step in and make up the difference.
With the sharp decline of this month's Patreon funding total, if Vidar makes up the difference then that is going to have a dramatic impact in all the months from now on.
Even more people are going to either lessen their donation amount or pull their financial support altogether, knowing BSV will swoop in with a bag full of cash at the last minute, until he and a few other hopelessly devoted acolytes are the only ones donating to Phil's Patreon.
 
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