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Better idea: leave a shitload of SJW self-proclaimed feminists on an island (basically throw a cat and see what it lands on in the main lolcow forums, bound to hit at least a couple) by drugging them and then staging a horrible plane crash. Set up video cameras all over the island to watch the madness happen as the SJWs don't even last a week before tying to kill each other.

And then crucify Philthy. He's basically the perfect candidate for the pig head. He could demand they name the island after his own shitty North Korea ripoff.
 
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GethN7 said:
Yeah, but it was generally a background element meant to underscore the real theme:

"Civilization, even crumbling, war torn, radioactive civilization, even that's better than none whatsoever."
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I honestly always took the "real" theme to be that children are little feral animals, instead of innocent little angels. Civilization is the result of adulting. Middle schoolers cannot accomplish it. Best evidence: going to middle school.

Actually, I am surprised that SJWs haven't gone after that book. The kids turn into Cannibal Holocaust. Seems like someone should have cried racism by now. I give it until the end of tomorrow before someone "calls out" Golding for racist paternalism.
 
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escapegoat said:
I honestly always took the "real" theme to be that children are little feral animals, instead of innocent little angels. Civilization is the result of adulting. Middle schoolers cannot accomplish it. Best evidence: going to middle school.
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It was probably based on the shipwreck of the Batavia and the events that occurred afterwards, so I'm pretty sure it was making the point that all people, regardless of race, gender or age, are all nothing better than savage howling animals just waiting for their chance to run and hunt in joyous freedom, liberated from the unjust and stifling constraints forced apon us by the smothering, strangling fetters of 'civilisation'.
 
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Dynastia said:
It was probably based on the shipwreck of the Batavia and the events that occurred afterwards, so I'm pretty sure it was making the point that all people, regardless of race, gender or age, are all nothing better than savage howling animals just waiting for their chance to run and hunt in joyous freedom, liberated from the unjust and stifling constraints forced apon us by the smothering, strangling fetters of 'civilisation'.
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Your post needs more Nietzsche quotes.
 
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The most interesting thing about this, to me, is that all these wackos looked at a book about the dark nature of man, and the fragility of the barrier between people and animals, and thought "man, fuck masculinity." What a shallow reading. It's like reading Animal Farm and taking away a lesson about pigs secretly being evil.
 
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Unlike the other female centered gimmick films that have come out, this is the one film I do believe needs to be written by a woman. Part of what made Lord of the Flies so great is that it's written from the point of view of a group of young boys and the events that occur represent an unapologetic and honest look at how boys interact when no adults are around. I don't think a male writer will understand how fucking savage women and girls are to each other in private. They certainly won't be able to portray it honestly.
 
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Johnny Bravo said:
Unlike the other female centered gimmick films that have come out, this is the one film I do believe needs to be written by a woman. Part of what made Lord of the Flies so great is that it's written from the point of view of a group of young boys and the events that occur represent an unapologetic and honest look at how boys interact when no adults are around. I don't think a male writer will understand how fucking savage women and girls are to each other in private. They certainly won't be able to portray it honestly.
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So the women crash land on an island and instantly begin disembowling and eating each other
 
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Also, a "female version of Lord of the Flies" was apparently a popular concept for student film projects.

 
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Tartarus Sauce said:
No one wanted another lord of the flies movie, female or not. I dont see why people are getting so upset over what's bound to be a luke warm flop.
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Hey, remember when a sexism controversy surrounded a movie that DIDN'T look like total shit from the very first trailer?

Me either.
 
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Trash Eater said:
What a shallow reading. It's like reading Animal Farm and taking away a lesson about pigs secretly being evil.
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Or thinking that Frankenstein's monster is the villain or that Romeo and Juliet is a perfect love story.

Honestly I'm kind of curious about this. I mean I'm not expecting it to light the world on fire or anything, but a story like this explored from the perspective of a group of girls rather than boys would be intere...

Oh bollocks that would required admitting girls and boys are different biologically and have differing group dynamics throughout their lives.
 
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