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DSP playing the new Life is Strange Prequel, I'm pretty excited to see this empathy-less jackass talk over and ruin a series that had some pretty good, emotion-filled writing, with characters he will have no connection or relation to.

par the course, kiwis.
 
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Phil pressing on Patreon so much is probably because recurring pledges are the closest thing he has to a salary. This is a guy who thinks playing video games is the same as having a 9-5 office job, so he needs those wages to have the veneer of being a real worker.
 
Phil, here are some ideas why your Patreon has been low this month:

* The goal to vote for a 'genre of costume' is weak. This kind of incentive should let the donator feel that they had the power to influence your stream. That means if they all want to see you dressed as a cheerleader, you should dress as a cheerleader! But you gave yourself a protection buffer for your dignity - donators can only choose the "genre". That's weak and not worth paying for.

* Everyone on Twitch that day will be calling their stream a "halloween stream" and most will wear a costume for free. Nobody would expect a streamer to hold their halloween stream hostage behind a paywall (and even you weren't going to at first).

* Then you got desperate and moved the goalposts, and decided you'd only do the Halloween stream if you reached the Patreon goal. Bad move. If you feared a weak Patreon month, you should have made the costume and game incentives better, not held the show hostage.

* But in general, Phil, it must be donator fatigue at this point. Your cult is starting to see that no matter how much money they give you it's never enough. They gave you over $900 of extra sympathy donations when you cried "Emergency!!+++" over copyright strikes that blew over a few days later, and you never acknowledged that money again when you continued to beg and moan and demand the same Patreon goal. They see that you'll never stop talking about the money. You'll always be in financial distress.

One of the implicit purposes of donation is: "If you donate money, then my product will get better." But this doesn't happen with you, Phil. No matter how much money your cult throws at you, your begging pre-streams just get longer and longer, as the 'idiots in chat' complain: "Is he ever going to start playing the game?"

The point of paying you money is that you'll shut up about money -- rather like mobile apps let you pay to remove ads. Hey, that's an idea for a Patreon goal! You should make a Petreon goal to play a game with a 'No money-talk stream' -- let the patreons pay for a game series where you don't ask them for more damn money.
 
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based upon big research i can confirm that darksidephil does hold bachelor of science in finance. he completed 8 terms and was a part of the honors program. this is based upon name and birthdate provided.

the university probably contact phil for the release of this informations and thatis why he was brag about his degree very recently and willing to prove by place on camera for viewer

INFORMATION VERIFIED
Name On School's Records: PHILIP xxxxxxxxxxxx
Date Awarded: 05/23/2004
Degree Title: BACHELOR OF SCIENCE
Official Name of School: FAIRFIELD UNIVERSITY
School Division: DOLAN SCHOOL OF BUSINESS
Major Course(s) of Study: FINANCE
Academic Honors: HONORS PROGRAM
Dates of Attendance: 09/01/2000 to 05/01/2004

if any admin want to contact me to verify this i can do, but i do not want to release document because it is not for public
 
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AmericanYanky said:
based upon big research i can confirm that darksidephil does hold bachelor of science in finance. he completed 8 terms and was a part of the honors program. this is based upon name and birthdate provided.

the university probably contact phil for the release of this informations and thatis why he was brag about his degree very recently and willing to prove by place on camera for viewer

INFORMATION VERIFIED
Name On School's Records: PHILIP xxxxxxxxxxxx
Date Awarded: 05/23/2004
Degree Title: BACHELOR OF SCIENCE
Official Name of School: FAIRFIELD UNIVERSITY
School Division: DOLAN SCHOOL OF BUSINESS
Major Course(s) of Study: FINANCE
Academic Honors: HONORS PROGRAM
Dates of Attendance: 09/01/2000 to 05/01/2004

if any admin want to contact me to verify this i can do, but i do not want to release document because it is not for public
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And you are?
 
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That dude posted documents in TTS and asked me to keep it private. Don't really know what he wants me to say. DSP studied in the Fairfield University's Dolan School of Business full-time between 2000 and 2004 and graduated with a B.S. in Finance. It appears he was an Honor's student.
 
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You can have any master business degree if you lack of... common sense. He cant even understand basic things like talking to a bot on twitter, do you expect him to make rational, well thought out business decisions?

Also, i think he is mentally challenged in a way. Not even joking.
 
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Le Redditeur Part Deux said:
Is Fairfield University any good? I'd suppose it is not, since they gave a degree in Finance to a guy who can't manage his personal finances for shit, but maybe that's a fluke.
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They have a very good nursing program. I still don't understand how phil could possibly manage college courses based on his common sense and thinking. It is always possible he cheated.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
They have a very good nursing program. I still don't understand how phil could possibly manage college courses based on his common sense and thinking. It is always possible he cheated.
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Considering his upbringing and his general lack of money control, I would guess that he probably plagiarized his work or bought his work online...
 
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Le Redditeur Part Deux said:
Is Fairfield University any good? I'd suppose it is not, since they gave a degree in Finance to a guy who can't manage his personal finances for shit, but maybe that's a fluke.
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It's an ok school. Where did his immediate family go? I'm wondering if he was a legacy admission.
 
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That’s Not My Job

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.
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Do you think you're the Riddler or something?
 
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AmericanYanky said:
That’s Not My Job

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.
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The fuck did I just read
 
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AmericanYanky said:
That’s Not My Job

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.
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Now do the one about "Who's on first?"
 
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