Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You think you're disappointed? I don't know what the hell an Inhuman is. I thought we were getting this!

Instead it's just more capeshit, and yet nowhere near as autistic as watching him babble about an 80s kids cartoon would have been. Disappointed, shit, I'm fuckin' bereft.

Inhumans is basically Game of Throne lite. Too bad the show wont be.

Also, Inhumanoids will never come back unless someone buys the IP. It was considered a failed toy run, same with Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, but today it would make bank on Netflix.

 

[Mola Ram]

Inhumans is basically Game of Throne lite. Too bad the show wont be.

Also, Inhumanoids will never come back unless someone buys the IP. It was considered a failed toy run, same with Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, but today it would make bank on Netflix.

I, uh, might have been posting tongue in cheek.

Also just looking for an excuse to post an Inhumanoids clip.

 

[Gordon Cole]

You think you're disappointed? I don't know what the hell an Inhuman is. I thought we were getting this!

Instead it's just more capeshit, and yet nowhere near as autistic as watching him babble about an 80s kids cartoon would have been. Disappointed, shit, I'm fuckin' bereft.

It started off as a comic, then there were plans to turn it into a movie, then becoming a TV show with Scott Buck, the guy who fucked up Iron Fist and the back-half of Dexter as showrunner. Of course, because it's cheesy and colorful, that means Bob's all over it.

 

[Mola Ram]

It started off as a comic, then there were plans to turn it into a movie, then becoming a TV show with Scott Buck, the guy who fucked up Iron Fist and the back-half of Dexter as showrunner. Of course, because it's cheesy and colorful, that means Bob's all over it.
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I don't know anything about Iron Fist, but the latter seasons of Dexter turned that show to shit faster than a Taco Bell burrito.

 

[Lensherr]

It started off as a comic, then there were plans to turn it into a movie, then becoming a TV show with Scott Buck, the guy who fucked up Iron Fist and the back-half of Dexter as showrunner. Of course, because it's cheesy and colorful, that means Bob's all over it.
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It's so ironic that he hated Iron Fist yet likes Inhumans, considering they're both overseen by the same guy.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

It's so ironic that he hated Iron Fist yet likes Inhumans, considering they're both overseen by the same guy.

The Social Justice Gods require he shit on Iron Fist because it stars a fucking white male doing "Asian things".

 

[RockVolnutt]

The Social Justice Gods require he shit on Iron Fist because it stars a fucking white male doing "Asian things".

Even when that white male is basically a foreigner from K'un-Lun himself unless I'm misinformed and they changed that for Netflix. It's like saying a white guy who was raised in China is "culturally appropriating" when I'm sure they'd also say a North African refugee raised in Germany is German. I'm going fftopic: though.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I think I've figured out the formula behind Bob's opinions. And make no mistake, it is a formula.

1. Nintendo
2. Sam Raimi
3. Social Justice
4. Mahvel
5. Almost Everything Else
6. Anything DC except Wonder Woman
7. First Person Shooters

We know Nintendo tops Social Justice, given his opinion on Other M and his belief (Or rather denial) that the Mario Odyssey sombrero incident was a false flag somehow. Two and three might need to be swapped around though. I don't think we've seen the Social Justice challenge the same Sam Raimi fanboyism like with Nintendo. At the very least they're both above Mahvel given his opinions on Spider-Man Homecoming and Iron Fist. Also noteworthy is that the First Person Shooters hate overrode the Nintendo love, as seen with Metroid Prime.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I think I've figured out the formula behind Bob's opinions. And make no mistake, it is a formula.

1. Nintendo
2. Sam Raimi
3. Social Justice
4. Mahvel
5. Almost Everything Else
6. Anything DC except Wonder Woman
7. First Person Shooters

We know Nintendo tops Social Justice, given his opinion on Other M and his belief (Or rather denial) that the Mario Odyssey sombrero incident was a false flag somehow. Two and three might need to be swapped around though. I don't think we've seen the Social Justice challenge the same Sam Raimi fanboyism like with Nintendo. At the very least they're both above Mahvel given his opinions on Spider-Man Homecoming and Iron Fist. Also noteworthy is that the First Person Shooters hate overrode the Nintendo love, as seen with Metroid Prime.

He praised the race swaps in Spider-Man: Homecoming if that means anything for "Raimi vs SocJus". The hateboner he had with Homecoming mostly stem out of Raimi Spider-Man not being part of the MCU and not doing his dumb Clone Saga/OMD knock-off idea to clone Peter leading to a film about Clone-Peter and Miles Morales having eternal high school adventures at Diversity School for Super Geniuses. I'm not sure if that makes them equals or one beats out the other with his preferred idea.

 

[Hollow Cost]

Even when that white male is basically a foreigner from K'un-Lun himself unless I'm misinformed and they changed that for Netflix. It's like saying a white guy who was raised in China is "culturally appropriating" when I'm sure they'd also say a North African refugee raised in Germany is German. I'm going fftopic: though.

in the show, they're just raising him in heaven

I don't know anything about Iron Fist, but the latter seasons of Dexter turned that show to shit faster than a Taco Bell burrito.

what? you didn't like Dexter finding his true calling?

Spoiler

 

[Gordon Cole]

Even if I was sober, I still wouldn't understand what the fuck he's even going on about here.

Never use the phrase "super-woke" again for the love of all that is holy.

I grew up in the early 00s, and I mostly remember shows like The Brothers Garcia and The Amanda Show airing on Nickelodeon rather than anything like Inhumans.

"INHUMANS is Marvel's GAME OF THRONES because dogs"
lol okay sure.

L I T E R A L N A Z I S

 

[Mola Ram]

Even if I was sober, I still wouldn't understand what the fuck he's even going on about here.

In this tweetstorm: Bob Chipman abandons strawmen in favor of whole, winding, switchback crazy straw-avenues, to wander from point A to the totally bullshit point B in his big fat thumbhead in the stupidest fucking way possible.

L I T E R A L N A Z I S

Bob ... it seems almost certain that the Democrats are disavowing antifa because they've taken some polls ahead of '18 and '20 and found antifa is about as popular with the American public as a urinary tract infection. If you ever left the fetid hole of nostalgia and bitterness you dwell in mentally if not all the time literally, you might wake up to the fact that the ideas you're pimping are, in fact, totalitarian garbage that sooner or later, God willing, is going to get you punched in the mouth. Because "punch a Nazi" is a good thing, right?

Well, I at least hope for a swirlie.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Even if I was sober, I still wouldn't understand what the fuck he's even going on about here.
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Never use the phrase "super-woke" again for the love of all that is holy.
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I grew up in the early 00s, and I mostly remember shows like The Brothers Garcia and The Amanda Show airing on Nickelodeon rather than anything like Inhumans.
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"INHUMANS is Marvel's GAME OF THRONES because dogs"
lol okay sure.
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L I T E R A L N A Z I S
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"Rowdy cats" is certainly a new way to describe a bunch of violent assholes.

 

[The Colonel]

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You mean "The hero we deserve but not the one we need right now."?
How about "It's not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me."

 

[Mola Ram]

You mean "The hero we deserve but not the one we need right now."?
How about "It's not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me."

I vote for "Too much linguine."

 

[Positron]

This is literally the first time I see someone say "managing a civilization". Doubled the irony because that same person said "society is organic" two sentences back.

-- "No one would ever say 'I want someone of NORMAL strength to rescue from the fire', no you want the STRONGEST MFer around".
Speak for yourself (insert weight joke); in such situation I only want to be, you know, rescued. Whether my rescuer is "merely" competent, or an Olympics gold medalist, is irrelevant.
Nice to see the entitlement of millennials like Bob lives on even in life-and-death situations.

L I T E R A L N A Z I S

First they ignore you
Then they disown you
Then they declare you terrorist
Then you... still are a terrorist.

If someone explains to him the difference between Gandhi and his supporters on one side, and Hillary Rodham and Antifa on the other, will he understand?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Wait until he sees the President's latest retweet.

 

[Dr. Dik]

L I T E R A L N A Z I S
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STOP. COMPARING. REAL. LIFE. TO. STARWARS.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I only saw it once and back when it came out, didn't one of those hero rowdy cats, that budget Oberyn Martell guy, turn on and murder one of his own informants within the first like, five minutes?

 

[Foltest]

STOP. COMPARING. REAL. LIFE. TO. STARWARS.

they will continue with doing it, because they don't know anything about real life. Nothing about realpolitk and such. How much the real world is not black or white.