Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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  • I don't care

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Also per AL you should not cough into your elbow/sleeve(clothing) because that's not something you clean. IDK dude, I think most of us do laundry and don't wear the same clothes two+ days in a row, which IMHO is equally as gross.

Didn't she see those dumb videos in elementary/junior high where the school nurse said coughing into your elbow is what you're supposed to do rather than coughing into your hands? The whole fucking point is not transmitting germs onto your hands to not give to the next person, not making sure your clothes stay nice.
 
Becky is one of the ugliest mother fuckers I have ever seen. Big Al tries so hard to play the dainty/desirable/pillow princess but even next to a morbidly obese no neck fat pig she STILL looks like a huge fat fucking monster.
 

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I'd like to see a comprehensive list of things that piss AL off or make her upset.
The truth
Scales
Mirrors
When people don't take the animals she refuses to keep
Jobs
Grammar
Having a bit of tact
Sriracha drought
Walmart closing
Target closing
Chokers going out of style
Losing her one bra
Losing her one pair of pants
Not having enough sped lesbos to date
A state ID
Driving
Walking
Walking Twinkie
Cleaning litter boxes
Cleaning
Showering
Combing her hair
Being held up to a standard of living
Responsibility
Reality
Not getting her welfare check
The truth
The Truth
THE TRUTH
 
She actually snorts like a pig too. I mean...

Ultimately she's going to end up being the subject of some poor paramedic's horror-story patient experience. You know the ones where the paramedics respond to a call and find the obese not responding and their skin has grafted to the chair they died in.
 
I can tell Becky is getting annoyed with AL during this live stream. AL has only been awake a total of 6 hours today, but she says she needs to go to bed because she has a little chest cold. She is so lazy and over dramatic.
Of course she thinks Becky is going to be her foot stool like Dusty was for her. She thinks she can whine and cry like a baby and Becky will pat her head and make her soup. AL is annoying on her own, a SICK AL must be unbearable to witness.
 
I can tell Becky is getting annoyed with AL during this live stream. AL has only been awake a total of 6 hours today, but she says she needs to go to bed because she has a little chest cold. She is so lazy and over dramatic.

Of course she thinks Becky is going to be her foot stool like Dusty was for her. She thinks she can whine and cry like a baby and Becky will pay her head and make her soup. AL is annoying on her own, a SICK AL must be unbearable to witness.

This is some fanfic shit. Just like with her ex-girlfriends of yore, AL has altered her personality to mirror Becky's. So, even AL - frontrunner for most ignant YouTuber out there - seems to be aware that shit isn't flying anymore, and has adjusted accordingly. If anyone is gonna get in the footstool position, it's our little tight hole.
 
This is some fanfic shit. Just like with her ex-girlfriends of yore, AL has altered her personality to mirror Becky's. So, even AL - frontrunner for most ignant YouTuber out there - seems to be aware that shit isn't flying anymore, and has adjusted accordingly. If anyone is gonna get in the footstool position, it's our little tight hole.
You clearly give her way too much credit. Her past has shown us otherwise. She cannot keep the facade up for long, her ego will not allow it. Fanfic? Hardly. I'm wondering how much of AL's past you know. She just moved in with Becky, she was the same with all the others until she gets under the same roof and that is when she starts showing her selfishness. To think a person like her, would ever change for the better is the real fanfic shit.
 
Wow, AL wants to go to walmart sooooooo bad. First she's like, "Can we go to Walmart, I need Dayquil" and Becky's like, we have some. Then she's like, "will you buy me hot cheetos, because I'm sick I need spicy" Then she's like, we need to go to walmart" and becky is like, "for what?" And AL is like, "Cuz you don't have anything for your work lunches."
 
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