Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[30 Dollar Haircut]

Much longer than 12 years, let's be honest.

His whole life, actually.

 

[IngusNSFW]

I know this doesn't mean anything, and I'm not implying this is Alex. Could even be considered off-topic, but holy shit their mindsets are similar.

Spoiler: Reddit Warning

https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/6xzjdq/guy_rants_on_rsadcringe_about_sluts_would_rather/

But being on Topic.
https://nm.reddit.com/r/yandere_sim...ale_rivals_introduction_video_has_more_views/

It appears the male rival video has gotten more love than the regular rival video, I guess Eva's fanbase really is mostly female.

 

[LongDongSchlong]

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si...e_dev_no_hate_but_seriously_learn_to/dmk2w6n/

I love when people like Yandere Dev use overly elaborate phrasing purely in a piss poor attempt to sound intelligent when really it just makes what you write read redundant as fuck when you could very easily just talk like a normal fucking human being.

 

[Trombonista]

My favorite part of the recent Reddit exchange.

Anyway, when did Azzman upload that rival video?

 

[Fox]

Alex tried to make the game serious, but it hasn't changed a fucking thing other than making it look emo and changing everyoned hair dark purple

When you cannot get someone as braindead as this guy to be impressed by your shitty game, then you've truly fucked up on every level imaginable. Even this guy is scraping the barrel to justify the change in tone and splitting the game into two identical version but with different atmospheres.

 

[Fox]

double posted the same thing, sorry

 

[CupcakeBitch]

My favorite part of the recent Reddit exchange.

Anyway, when did Azzman upload that rival video?

The first video he made was RIVALS | Yandere Simulator (#155), which was uploaded on Sep 16, 2016.
He talks about the leaks in the video, LEAKED RIVALS | Yandere Simulator (#15, which was uploaded on Sep 27, 2016. This is also the video where Alex acts like an overdramatic idiot, despite the fact that Azzman was one of the last people to know about the leaks.
Then after the rivals were announced, he made another video, Yandere Simulator Rival Introduction Video | Yandere Simulator (#159), which was uploaded on Sep 28, 2016.

Not sure who the first one to leak the rivals was, but so far, the earliest leak can be dated back to a channel known as The Yandere Insider, on Sep 8, 2016. And yes, Alex did comment on two of the videos. Here, and here.
On a somewhat related note, the guy behing yandere insider had a main account, Crackers Grimath, where they heavily advertised their instagram account, and one of the comments on the last video mentions seeing a blurred image of Osana cosplaying as one of the shitty bootleg anime figures. Not sure about the validity but here it is.
Would not be surprised if Osana turned out to secretly do professional cosplay, or worked at a maid cafe. It wouldn't be surprising if Osana turned into a rip off of Misaki from Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama!

fftopic:By the way, the comments by some of the fans on the leak videos are pathetically hilarious. These kids flip out and when not telling the uploader to commit suicide, are cursing at other people for no reason.fftopic:

 

[Puukalikka]

>I have a long history of responding very, very well to criticism. It's one of my biggest strengths.
Oh you Alex, never change

 

[FataBataRang]

>I have a long history of responding very, very well to criticism. It's one of my biggest strengths.
Oh you Alex, never change

I'd hate to see what he considers his biggest weakness then, holy shit.

 

[Puukalikka]

I'd hate to see what he considers his biggest weakness then, holy shit.

I'm sure he doesn't consider that he has any weaknesses if he thinks that is one of his strong points.

 

[Trombonista]

The first video he made was RIVALS | Yandere Simulator (#155), which was uploaded on Sep 16, 2016.
He talks about the leaks in the video, LEAKED RIVALS | Yandere Simulator (#15, which was uploaded on Sep 27, 2016. This is also the video where Alex acts like an overdramatic idiot, despite the fact that Azzman was one of the last people to know about the leaks.
Then after the rivals were announced, he made another video, Yandere Simulator Rival Introduction Video | Yandere Simulator (#159), which was uploaded on Sep 28, 2016.

Not sure who the first one to leak the rivals was, but so far, the earliest leak can be dated back to a channel known as The Yandere Insider, on Sep 8, 2016. And yes, Alex did comment on two of the videos. Here, and here.
On a somewhat related note, the guy behing yandere insider had a main account, Crackers Grimath, where they heavily advertised their instagram account, and one of the comments on the last video mentions seeing a blurred image of Osana cosplaying as one of the shitty bootleg anime figures. Not sure about the validity but here it is.
Would not be surprised if Osana turned out to secretly do professional cosplay, or worked at a maid cafe. It wouldn't be surprising if Osana turned into a rip off of Misaki from Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama!

fftopic:By the way, the comments by some of the fans on the leak videos are pathetically hilarious. These kids flip out and when not telling the uploader to commit suicide, are cursing at other people for no reason.fftopic:

Thanks for the info.

Well, I checked the wiki, and apparently Osana has had a page since Spring 2015. Amai's page was created in Spring 2016. Kizana's page was created at the end of 2015. Oka got a page in November 2015.

You see what I'm getting at here?

 

[tortoiseshell]

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

That confirms it: the idiot doesn't know how to use branches. Before every release, he goes and manually disables every single thing he doesn't want to get leaked.

Except he always "forgets to do so. Whoops!"

 

[FataBataRang]

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What the actual fuck? All this time, he didn't even know how to implement a save/load system? Not that I'm surprised, but that really is amazing. The Legend of Zelda had a save/load system in 1987, and he can't even do that in Unity today.

 

[Loughdough]

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That confirms it: the idiot doesn't know how to use branches. Before every release, he goes and manually disables every single thing he doesn't want to get leaked.

Except he always "forgets to do so. Whoops!"

"I'm not a terrible programmer." ~YandereDev

 

[Baltas]

New video

What a surprise(!)

 

[TheHungryGhost]

The game isn't even out yet and he's already selling shirts, mugs, and phone covers. LMAO.

 

[OgreSan]

New video

What a surprise(!)

He's done well for a game that never will come out. Patreon, twitch, and now merch for something that doesn't exist yet.

P.s.

At least Chris Chan puts out a "real" product for his patreon supporters.

 

[TheHungryGhost]

He's done well for a game that never will come out. Patreon, twitch, and now merch for something that doesn't exist yet.

Alex is either a marketing genius, or he's just really, really lucky that famous YouTubers played his sandbox mess.
Either way, I think he knows this cash cow is gonna be put out to pasture sooner or later, and he needs to capitalize on everything he can get, even if it's a bunch of kids' allowances.

 

[Parappa does the PPAP]

New video

What a surprise(!)

what a poor waste of chinese sweatshop workers.