Skitzocow Ketchup / Danny Mikolajczak - Batshit crazy white supremacist, scammer, and unfit father; admitted to giving his daughter a knife

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Its interesting when you look at threads like these where the cow camps out in their own thread. Here we have @Ketchup' and he's basically engaged in shitposting with you guys. No one is too enraged or acting like too much of an A-Log. The thread isn't a horrible reflection on anyone really. Its shit in terms of content but you guys are entertained and aren't really embarrassing yourselves. The discussion could branch out more, but from what I see @Ketchup' not being an inflamed douchebag like @Mikemikev or some sort of abrasive car crash like @Autphag contributes to this thread not being total shit.

A thread like @Brad Watson_Miami is a thread where the users have done just about everything in their power to turn it into an embarrassing shitshow. @voiceguy did a few funny things but he extensively embarrassed himself. Brad can be funny if you aren't ruining it for everyone else. A lot of people have made that thread unusable and boring.

Tommy Tooter is a thread I feel is the best one where a cow comes to town. I feel that's because the thread doesn't depend on his presence for content. He has content near every day and always has some sort of crazy drama. People shitpost at him and he goes on long screeds, but the thread can and has been healthy even when he went absent.

It seems that there are a few keys to there being a good thread where the cow shows up. One, the cow not being an idiot who responds to anything because we have A LOT of attention whores here and they will probably spend decades shouting PEDOPHILE at a cow if it gets the cow to say "i'm not a pedophile". Another is the users not spastically screeching things to get ANY response. @Marjan Šiklić is an example where our users did that. and last, there being current content. If it is a constant flow of new info pissing the cow off then the cow is engaged in a weird sort of multi-dimensional trolling where their past is coming back to troll them and they are riling themselves up by showing up. Their words are wrecking them.

tl;dr if you guys want @Ketchup' its cool and the thread isn't a total fail so its all cool.

I am just gonna put up another poll for a week, he will prob be voted to stay but whatever. Cheers!
 
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
It's not powerleveling when the thread is about you. Then it's just providing sweet, sweet cocks.
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Yep, he provides his own content.

Oh, and there is still one more potential site to get Danny content from. He did mention getting banned from SomethingAwful.com before. So, anyone who still has an account on that site feel free to dig and see what else you can find on him.
 
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yawning sneasel said:
Its interesting when you look at threads like these where the cow camps out in their own thread. Here we have @Ketchup' and he's basically engaged in shitposting with you guys. No one is too enraged or acting like too much of an A-Log. The thread isn't a horrible reflection on anyone really. Its shit in terms of content but you guys are entertained and aren't really embarrassing yourselves. The discussion could branch out more, but from what I see @Ketchup' not being an inflamed douchebag like @Mikemikev or some sort of abrasive car crash like @Autphag contributes to this thread not being total shit.

A thread like @Brad Watson_Miami is a thread where the users have done just about everything in their power to turn it into an embarrassing shitshow. @voiceguy did a few funny things but he extensively embarrassed himself. Brad can be funny if you aren't ruining it for everyone else. A lot of people have made that thread unusable and boring.

Tommy Tooter is a thread I feel is the best one where a cow comes to town. I feel that's because the thread doesn't depend on his presence for content. He has content near every day and always has some sort of crazy drama. People shitpost at him and he goes on long screeds, but the thread can and has been healthy even when he went absent.

It seems that there are a few keys to there being a good thread where the cow shows up. One, the cow not being an idiot who responds to anything because we have A LOT of attention whores here and they will probably spend decades shouting PEDOPHILE at a cow if it gets the cow to say "i'm not a pedophile". Another is the users not spastically screeching things to get ANY response. @Marjan Šiklić is an example where our users did that. and last, there being current content. If it is a constant flow of new info pissing the cow off then the cow is engaged in a weird sort of multi-dimensional trolling where their past is coming back to troll them and they are riling themselves up by showing up. Their words are wrecking them.

tl;dr if you guys want @Ketchup' its cool and the thread isn't a total fail so its all cool.

I am just gonna put up another poll for a week, he will prob be voted to stay but whatever. Cheers!
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Danny is weird. I've debated bailing out of the thread because it's circles a lot of the time, but honestly, that's most cows nowadays. They can't all be Tooter. I do wonder what will kill the thread off or if this is just some perpetual autism motion machine, but it's amusing now, so who knows.
 
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
It's being Mike 2.0 enough? I mean, you get two Mikes for the price of one. Between the both of them, they almost have a whole brain cell.
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At least Danny has a few more interests than Mike. Such as getting back into gaming and there's always news about how terrible he is at being a father, not sure if that has to do with his own upbringing, not being there for her when she was born or just not wanting to be a real father. Could just be all three. It's a lot different than Mike who wants to have sex with children who are old enough to be his.
 
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I feel a song coming on...

The last that ever we saw him
Mocked on the Web by a horde of Kiwis.
He stuck to scamming and porning,
Mocked on the Web by a horde of Kiwis.
Spergs shitposting on a shitty board
Far away on another site
He hated Jews while claiming one to be lord
And he couldn't find how to push through!

The tardage he posted in the evening
Mocked on the Web by a horde of Kiwis.
Claimed a tugboat despite his keening
Mocked on the Web by a horde of Kiwis.
Lied about defending his family with a gun
Far away on another site
But Tyrone still fucked his wife up the bum
And he couldn't find how to push through!

[Refrain]
Oh shit, Oh heck
How will he recover from this thread?
Oh shit, Oh heck
How will he recover from this thread?

Four a. m. in the morning,
Mocked on the Web by a horde of Kiwis.
He posted conspiratarded storming,
Mocked on the Web by a horde of Kiwis.
He missed quality time with his redpilled child
Far away on another site
He left her to fend for herself in the wild
And he couldn't find how to push through!

[Refrain]
Oh shit, Oh heck
How will he recover from this thread?
Oh shit, Oh heck
How will he recover from this thread?
 
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Ketchup' said:
I used to work at an auto repair shop fixing cars and sometomes driving tow over 20 years ago dumbassess. It would be like riding a bike. Not hanging around to argeu with you losers becuase I'me so high right now.
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Upstanding father and citizen of the master race.

What's your poison this time, Danny boy?
 
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Ketchup' said:
I used to work at an auto repair shop fixing cars and sometomes driving tow over 20 years ago dumbassess. It would be like riding a bike. Not hanging around to argeu with you losers becuase I'me so high right now.
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You haven't figured in the loss of coordination from long term alcohol abuse and mixing said alcohol with narcotics and gabapentin (which is a huge fucking no-no, if you were using the medications properly instead of buying them off the guy down the street you'd know that). By the time you're 60, if you're not dead, you'll be a huge uncoordinated mess and no one would rightly trust you under the hood of or behind the wheel of a vehicle.
 
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Ketchup' said:
I used to work at an auto repair shop fixing cars and sometomes driving tow over 20 years ago dumbassess. It would be like riding a bike. Not hanging around to argeu with you losers becuase I'me so high right now.
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Because cars today are exactly like cars in the mid fucking 90's? Yeah, just like riding a bike, sure, use that argument at a shop you're trying to get hired on at, that'll work well.

And would any CDL or municipal towing licenses you had (doubtful) still be valid 20 years later after a bunch of drug and booze convictions? I can answer that for you, no they wouldn't. Under the CFR part 40, drug or alcohol related convictions will result in the loss of any and all state and federal commercial driver's and operators licences.

So, while you'd make fine temp agency cheap labor fodder, you've yet to prove you're anything more than a useless welfare leach, with no discernible talents, or redeeming qualities, a parasite on society you might say.
 
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Sergeant Politeness said:
Upstanding father and citizen of the master race.

What's your poison this time, Danny boy?
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Whisky, Neurontin and Xanax.

MistressCaridad said:
You haven't figured in the loss of coordination from long term alcohol abuse and mixing said alcohol with narcotics and gabapentin (which is a huge fucking no-no, if you were using the medications properly instead of buying them off the guy down the street you'd know that). By the time you're 60, if you're not dead, you'll be a huge uncoordinated mess and no one would rightly trust you under the hood of or behind the wheel of a vehicle.
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Look at this teetotal straight edge loser.
 
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Ketchup' said:
Look at this teetotal straight edge loser.
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How's your daughter, cuck, still abandoning her for prescription drugs and cheap liquor?

*7:00 AM on the east coast U.S, huh? Either you woke up early or you're at the end of a drug binge. I think I know which option is the case.
 
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chekovia said:
How's your daughter, cuck, still abandoning her for prescription drugs and cheap liquor?

*7:00 AM on the easy coast U.S, huh? Either you woke up early or you're at the end of a drug binge. I think I know which option is the case.
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Don't see my daughter untill Sunday. Is 6:15am here and I am about to crash for a few hours...
 
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