Furry Art Freak Show - From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

[Gazed too deep]

Drunktalk: For some reason the wolfpex reminds me of the more fucked-up parts of Evangelion. Something about all the impalement and the literal sea of blood in the one picture.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Welp, first post on KiwiFarms. Better make it a goodun.

Let me introduce you to FurAffinity user WolfPex. Now, the vast majority of his art is shared under his main pseudonym WolfieCanem - Freaky hyper muscle art, probably nothing new to you guys. As WolfPex however, he shares much more... Intriguing art. See for yourself.

Spoiler: NSFL

Spoiler: No, seriously, think about what you're doing

What traumatic events must have happened to this individual to have poisoned their mind so thoroughly that this is what they want to draw and masturbate to? Legit serial killers wouldn't want to draw things like this.

 

[DildoGaggins]

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

What traumatic events must have happened to this individual to have poisoned their mind so thoroughly that this is what they want to draw and masturbate to? Legit serial killers wouldn't want to draw things like this.

Probably because actual serial killers have more of a purpose than these living freakshows.

Not a good purpose, of course. But it's something in comparison to people who think jacking off to bloody animal dick is a good idea. Plus they get out of the house.

 

[MrSassyAss]

Welp. I'm ready for alcohol poisoning and an exorcism.

 

[admiral]

Something about this one is really freaking me out. Why does it's face remind me of Buzz Lightyear?

 

[Weenus Salesman]

Something about this one is really freaking me out. Why does it's face remind me of Buzz Lightyear?

He's got a friend in him with a lot of heart.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

So I have a perverse fascination with really eccentric artists who draw some of the most random shit imaginable. One of these is Tpirman1982. He might be lolcow-y, but AFAIK he's also harmless compared to others, not to mention he rarely ever replies to comments or says much on journals.
He uses MS Paint and may or may not trace. All in all, harmless but so very, very weird. But hey! At least it's not some kinky cock vore fetish shit for a change.

I've seen that guy before. Seeing him mentioned here reminds me of another deviant art weirdo.

SHREKRULEZ

What's so strange about this guy, you ask? Well, he's a man in his 30s who draws all of his pictures in crayons and scans them into his computer, then uploads them to deviantart. Over 1000 of them. And they're all hyper-sexualized pictures of loony tunes and related characters, sometimes with huge muscles, which I guess is standard for these types of people, but the shear volume of pictures he has and the fact that he drew them all with crayons is what gets me.

what an appropriate tribute to a recently deceased person.

definitely not off model no sir.

still keeping it classy.

Yep, that's right. Kanga. from Winnie the Pooh. I mean, who DIDN'T think she was sexy, right?

 

[John Furrman]

Spoiler: Life sized plushies.

Spoiler: this one gets a double spoiler because nightmare fuel face.

This next one is actually really good.

Oh, HELL NO
And that sergal has the worst case of cheesehead I've ever seen.

 

[AZTEC GOD OF FITNESS]

Made a gif of the 150 worst things on e621 by negative ranking then made it double(speed)

Spoiler

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

Found while looking for faerie wings, of all things. It's someone's fursona dressed as Spider-man.

Damn this spider-man homecoming deleted scene is weird.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Yep, that's right. Kanga. from Winnie the Pooh. I mean, who DIDN'T think she was sexy, right?

One of the folders featured next to that is called "Hotties and Cuties". I got curious and punched in some random numbers after about 20 pages...

Spoiler: Down the rabbit hole we go (I am so sorry in advance)

This one wasn't from that folder, but it still needed to be included in here.

I need to lie down. This is too much.

 

[Trilby]

I hope they know that "Tongue Tied" is just an expression..

Reminded of a Bill Plympton short that joked on French kissing that way.

 

[Double Dragon]

Made a gif of the 150 worst things on e621 by negative ranking then made it double(speed)

Spoiler

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this feels like injecting liquid :autism: into your brain at 2x speed

 

[Reynard]

Spoiler: transsheep

Hey! We finally found @ShavedSheep's fursona!

 

[BillyGoat2]

Oh, HELL NO
And that sergal has the worst case of cheesehead I've ever seen.

Spoiler

 

[ShavedSheep]

Hey! We finally found @ShavedSheep's fursona!

I'd never have a leaf on my head that's fucking stupid

 

[Double Dragon]

Tumblr has some weird furry shit too, though its less :horrifying: and more :autism:

Spoiler: who would buy this

Spoiler: cat nips

Spoiler: obvious scars

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Apparently I can't go look up funny animal picture without running into furry fetish shit

Spoiler: Vore

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

A Classic: The Lust Penis

Spoiler

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Damn this new star fox game sucks ass