Lovequest What's been going on with Jessica Quinn?

[Cake Farts]

Did she just pop out of nowhere or did she have any sort of long term platonic involvement with Chris and it slipped under my nose? If the former, I'm calling troll. Maybe a @Michael J Hirtes sock.

Edit: Ninja'd by @Armchair Psychologist

 

[Chan the Wizard]

She's always on there with Waterman and has been for a while (years at this point maybe) and usually countering Karen Riley's good advice.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

I mean, we all know she's a troll trying too hard to make a joke that hasn't been funny in years... but when you think about it, wouldn't it be more interesting if it was real, and Chris finally found his heartsweet?

We could have the "Merried Senior Chris Saga." Just imagine Chris struggling to adapt his shut-in life in order to cohabitate with another human being? My guess is he would end up being even more miserable because his wife will try to force him to be a responsible adult, and he'll end up constantly complaining about how stressful cleaning and not playing vidya every waking hour is.
Meanwhile Barb would be working in the background trying to kill Chris's wife for the insurance money.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Anyone who wants to hoard "content" of them sexting chris or having long boring phone convos can do so. At a certain point they are trolling themselves doing that stuff.

Don't get me wrong, I don't give a shit about Chris's cybersex message logs with this person. I just get annoyed with people who "claim" Chris. It's just so creepy and pathetic even by our standards.

 

[Calooby]

So going on the basis that she's a troll trying to get street cred with us, I don't find it surprising, this shit is old hat. Stop nigga lmao wtf you're just wasting your time unless you think you're going to get something that extraordinary from a well-oiled, routine and tired trolling method.

Though I do agree however, with the people who want this shit to be real. I want it to be real. Give me all the optimistic ratings in the world but I think it would actually be a breath of fucking fresh air to finally see him with someone non-troll and all of that. That would actually be a genuinely shocking plot twist that could prove either fucking hilarious because you know someone would have to really see something in Chris that's damn well next to impossible to see even with x-ray goggles or some shit, but at the same time it'd be bitter sweet if whoever is with him in the future, again, I know I'm being optimistic here, is genuinely happy with him. That's hard to say because he really doesn't have much to offer to anyone but, you don't need to have my word on it since it's been stated a million times anyway lol

 

[Milktheturtle]

Jesus Christ that was unexpected,but like everytime Chris tried to hook up it's probably going to end in lulz,shitty drama or super w.eenery.I'm curious to see what's going to happen.

Isn't she the one who gives Chris semi-good advice quite often (that he ignores)?

Half the times her advice are fucking garbage,Like most people I think she's either a stupid whiteknight or a troll.

 

[Rokko]

Testing the waters = She wants Chris to take a bath first?
No way the person in the photo is interested in a real relationship with Chris...

 

[Doc Cassidy]

If she can get him to make of video where he fucks his cat I consider her a successful troll.

 

[vittek]

This is gonna be good, no matter how it turns out. Buckle up lads, the ride is about to start!

 

[___-]

Is she going to give him China in exchange for cleaning his room, cutting his hair, looking for a job, etc...?

 

[Florence]

JESSAAAY

I give it a week before she starts going through his garbage.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

shecameforcwc 2.0 coming soon

 

[Captain Smollett]

Feel free to move this to random chris updates but I felt this needed to be seen.
So today Chris Posted his usual about his sweetheart to his Facebook account:
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4 hours later Jessica Quinn responds:
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The reason why this is important is because Chris then changed his relationship status to "It's been complicated with Jessica Quinn" :
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Now I don't know how long this has been up but if anyone has a known time that would be helpful.
Also usually Chris allows his "Friends" post comments on his post but lately he seemed to have locked them( or no one comments anymore) but I find it strange that this was the only post for a while that had any comments on it.

Edit: Jessica started this

Okay, which one of you guys is behind the account now?

 

[Picklechu]

This isn't really that surprising; people were predicting that she'd become a heartsweet when she first appeared a year or two ago. She's most likely either a troll or Girl Kengle. If it ends up being funny, I'm all for seeing what happens. My assumption is that it's going to be lame and autistic, though. (Can't be underwhelmed if you aren't expecting anything!)

 

[Wet Bread]

shecameforcwc 2.0 coming soon

A live action sequel

 

[ES 148]

I suppose this is why being new can be a good thing - I've never seen even a lame attempt at trolling Chris on this level, so I'm still interested.

Of course, all the optimism in the world can't make up for the fact that this scenario relies on people in Chris' inner circle not being total idiots.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Guess I'll see how this shitstorm unfolds in the morning. We can't all have abnormal sleep schedules like Chris.

You'd think that's true

 

[BlueSpark]

I want to know if Jessica Quinn is even a real person.

Doubtful. It's probably just some photo taken off some random girl's social media that some troll is using to bait Chris.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

There are so many ways this can potentially crash and burn and I for one am abreast with excitement.

 

[300mm]

Doubtful. It's probably just some photo taken off some random girl's social media that some troll is using to bait Chris.

For what it's worth, I reverse image searched her picture and nothing similar came up.