Horrorcow Adele and Matt Allen / The Unconventional Parent - 'Off Grid Parents', appeared on This Morning for attention, backfired on them wonderfully.

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You know it's good when their down-with-science woo woo nature philosophy is posted on their Instagram account:
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Half of this shit is basic mainstream parenting advice. There are free classes here in how not to flip your shit and beat the shit out of your weans. Standard advice from the NHS is not to introduce weaning food until your baby starts showing interest in your food at mealtimes. Being a stay at home mom is pretty much the most conservative family model there is.

Half of it is obviously fucking lunacy, though.
 
Just because eating raw meat, dying at 34 from a broken toe and having your arse permanently encrusted with hardened nuggets of your own shit is natural doesn't mean it's a good idea. Also, wanting to escape society using other peoples money earned in society so they can get on societies airplane and fly to central America for that authentic Malaria and Zyka virus experience is both stupid and hypocritical.
 
Anyhow. Here's Momma Crunchy's facebook page. As expected it is full of woo and similar. Judging by the pages she shares from, believes that dental fillings can give you autism, that Hurricane Harvey was created by a government weather machine, and also supports gender neutral parenting (why am I not surprised?).

https://www.facebook.com/adele.allen83


EDIT: I have found his blog. It is here.

https://theyogahealthcoach.wordpress.com/

EDIT EDIT: And here's her blog. Note the children's names. Ulysses and Ostara. Deary me.

https://theunconventionalparent.co/
Having a peek into their respective blogs, these two claim to be quite keen on "sustainable living" and "foraging their foods and medicines from nature."

Actually they seem to be outright stealing from other people's gardens and teaching their children to do the same.

But sure, encourage your children to pick and eat random unattended fruits. What could possibly go wrong? If they actually manage a move to Costa Rica, I bet these fuckers eat manchineel.
 
Having a peek into their respective blogs, these two claim to be quite keen on "sustainable living" and "foraging their foods and medicines from nature."

Actually they seem to be outright stealing from other people's gardens and teaching their children to do the same.

But sure, encourage your children to pick and eat random unattended fruits. What could possibly go wrong? If they actually manage a move to Costa Rica, I bet these fuckers eat manchineel.

If one of their little mongrel brats falls off his bicycle (it's Brighton, OF COURSE they all are cyclists) and fractures his skull on a kerbstone, I'd like to see them treat that naturally. Yeah.
 
I will never understand the idea behind this "natural" lifestyle crap. We have spent millions of years evolving and developing so that we don't have to worry about nature. As a consequence, people in the developed world (including Brighton) now routinely live into their 80s and 90s and diseases that would once have killed or crippled us are now minor annoyances if not extinct. We have more than enough food and water to keep everyone alive. How is returning to a time when we had to compete with fucking wild boar for resources an improvement?
 
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The fuck is in your water, Brits? You seem to produce a lot of these lot.

These people remind me of the pregnant British unschooling hippie mom who made herself hamburger meat in Thailand when she got run over by a truck while riding on a scooter a few months back. (The video is on Farang Deaths, I think.) Her much younger boytoy subscribed to the same looney philosophy.

Ms Rose, from Blackpool, Lancs., made national headlines last year after saying women should breastfeed until their children are eight.

She said her aim was to 'normalise breastfeeding older kids' and 'expose it until it becomes part of normal reality'.

Her YouTube channel 'Sophie's Joy Family Vlog' - which shows her breastfeeding her young son - has amassed millions of views.

Speaking last year, Ms Rose said she didn't want mothers to feel shame about breastfeeding and to bring breastfeeding into the public eye with her videos.

As well as breastfeeding her five-year-old son Shaye, she regularly shared a bed with him, home schooled him and raised him on a strict high-raw vegan diet.

The kids always lose in these situations.
 
The fuck is in your water, Brits? You seem to produce a lot of these lot.

These people remind me of the pregnant British unschooling hippie mom who made herself hamburger meat in Thailand when she got run over by a truck while riding on a scooter a few months back. (The video is on Farang Deaths, I think.) Her much younger boytoy subscribed to the same looney philosophy.

Ms Rose, from Blackpool, Lancs., made national headlines last year after saying women should breastfeed until their children are eight.

She said her aim was to 'normalise breastfeeding older kids' and 'expose it until it becomes part of normal reality'.

Her YouTube channel 'Sophie's Joy Family Vlog' - which shows her breastfeeding her young son - has amassed millions of views.

Speaking last year, Ms Rose said she didn't want mothers to feel shame about breastfeeding and to bring breastfeeding into the public eye with her videos.

As well as breastfeeding her five-year-old son Shaye, she regularly shared a bed with him, home schooled him and raised him on a strict high-raw vegan diet.

The kids always lose in these situations.

We have a thread on Danny Glass, and it includes his vehicular homicide hijinks.

I've also been meaning to add some additional content to it because he's still trying to sell turpentine as a cureall.
 
I'm astonished that she still continues to breastfeed her kids despite being a "Mommy Nature knows best"-nut. Isn't teething the last signal that it's time to change over to solid food? No?


Nice quote:

It also dawned on me that if everyone planted a fruit tree or bush there would be a bountiful supply of locally produced food! We could also plant nut trees, the potential to create sustainable,free, abundant nutritious and delicious food is endless, not great for the economy maybe, but I’m sure with a super healthy populous we would figure something out.

Fruit and nut trees still need constant care or they won't deliver flavourful edibles. Our modern fruit trees are usually grafted, since the fruits from wild types are either unedible or taste like shit. Not to mention that you need to prun them and defend them against parasites (or you won't have anything to eat). It's always amazing how often die hard Greens have no fucking idea about agriculture.
 
The fuck is in your water, Brits? You seem to produce a lot of these lot.
My theory is that these are people from very privileged, middle class backgrounds who've never really had any concept of hardship. The very fact that these two live in Brighton as opposed to somewhere more affordable (e.g. the countryside) backs this up. Their only real experience of nature is probably some closely supervised gap year hiking holiday in Ecuador. Their social circle is probably similar people, who think a primitive existence is very attractive because they only see the natives in carefully maintained villages, smiling for the tourists. Because Britain is a very urban society, there's a greater density of ignorant fuckwits.

Maybe we should point these people in the direction of Rain Florence to show them how "romantic" it is to escape to South America to raise your children naturally. Draw particular attention to the collapsed marriage and distressing porn.
 
Just spotted this gem from the Metro article on them:

Distrusting of modern medicine, Adele prefers to treat her youngsters’ ailments naturally, using breast milk in their eyes to cure eye infections

:cryblood::cryblood::cryblood::cryblood::cryblood:

No wonder they have eye infections if she sprays her udder-juice into them.

My theory is that these are people from very privileged, middle class backgrounds who've never really had any concept of hardship. The very fact that these two live in Brighton as opposed to somewhere more affordable (e.g. the countryside) backs this up. Their only real experience of nature is probably some closely supervised gap year hiking holiday in Ecuador. Their social circle is probably similar people, who think a primitive existence is very attractive because they only see the natives in carefully maintained villages, smiling for the tourists. Because Britain is a very urban society, there's a greater density of ignorant fuckwits.

You're absolutely right. The weave your own muesli brigade are almost always loaded or have rich parents or trust funds.
 
I'm astonished that she still continues to breastfeed her kids despite being a "Mommy Nature knows best"-nut. Isn't teething the last signal that it's time to change over to solid food? No?



Nice quote:



Fruit and nut trees still need constant care or they won't deliver flavourful edibles. Our modern fruit trees are usually grafted, since the fruits from wild types are either unedible or taste like shit. Not to mention that you need to prun them and defend them against parasites (or you won't have anything to eat). It's always amazing how often die hard Greens have no fucking idea about agriculture.

Meanwhile, this fine fellow is still trying to unravel the mysteries of growing tomatoes and onions in his backyard plot.

Moreover, community gardens are already a thing in Brighton. Anyone who cares to do so can easily get involved in food growing with other people.

What we have here is a Dunning-Kruger poster child, smugly unaware of his own ignorance.
 
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