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I would open any packages that showed up for a "secret gamer girl" if I only lived with my son.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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small business owner that can't read his own mail.
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"regular consultant on hate groups"
lol
Incoherent sperging about something on Twitter doesn't make you a "consultant".
That's Vordrak level misrepresentation of his "achievements" there.
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Incoherent sperging about something on Twitter doesn't make you a "consultant".
That's Vordrak level misrepresentation of his "achievements" there.
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Jake, Jake, Jake... no one cares if you do some political sperging. You could threaten the life of Pmurt and I think the USSS would take one look at you and just roll their eyes.
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"I'm a novelist. A poison survivor. And a cat. And Jake Alley is so full of shit, I kicked sand on him while he slept last night."
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Also, wasn't his wishlist on someone else's account at one point? He could be talking about someone opening packages to reship them to him. Jake loves to misrepresent stuff.
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I love it when Jake saves up enough good boy points to buy himself something, and than pretends on twitter like an anonymous friend shipped it his way.
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A consultant, eh? Wonder how many invoices he's written.
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Regarding the mail, there is also every chance that his mom saw a package from Amazon, thought "what's he buying now, I told him to save his money!' and opened it to look.
Because he's a child.
Because he's a child.
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I completely believe his mom is opening his mail.
And if it didn't involve spending money, I'd love to see the drama a personal note would cause.
And if it didn't involve spending money, I'd love to see the drama a personal note would cause.
It's just so pathetic. He's given up on 'adulting', hasn't he? It also makes his diatribes about 'Fascism' even more worthless as he has absolutely no skin in the game when it comes to paying bills or employment.
Jake Alley is a voyeur. That's the sad truth. He LARPs as an adult.
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lol offering random unsolicited opinions to strangers doesn't make you a "consultant."
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Protip for Jakey: Get a PO Box....or else mommy might intercept your next package of a blow up doll, a silver wig, and problem glasses that you planned to make into an effigy of Chelsea.
Too much effort.
Thing is, when his mother dies he's going to go from pure no responsibility to a metric fuckton of responsibility without the breakpads of decades of living by himself. Do you guys think he'll be put in some kind of home?
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What the hell would it cost to produce that crap?
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He put himself/his mom thousands or tens of thousands of dollars in debt to do it, he was still complaining about the debt years later and, two years after that 2012 cap of Jake shilling it on an image board, in the CON logs he said he still had tons of them around and was using them as insulation for windows. Edit: It looks like the game (The Massive vs the masses) may have been released in 2008
[02/01/2015, 4:59:24 PM] Secret Gamer Girl: but, granted, that IS advice from someone sitting in a room using unsold boardgames as makeshift insulation
[02/01/2015, 5:00:09 PM] Secret Gamer Girl: I've got like 700 of the things, pushed up against drafty windows they do the job pretty well
[28/12/2014, 2:35:52 PM] Secret Gamer Girl: my game I'm using as insulation because I suck at self-promotion is technically competetive, but it's so darn asymetrical and goofy I don't see anyone ever getting into a tournament mindset over it
In typical Jake Alley fashion, he blamed others for his failure.
[01/01/2015, 10:20:51 AM] Secret Gamer Girl: Argh, now I'm getting all flashbacky to ending up thousands in debt because other people basically released games of mine
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I've always felt like there's something missing in our knowledge of Jake - another persona or screenname that he uses on sites that betray his "asexual" secretgamergrrl character.
But honestly, as much as I've searched, I haven't seen any sign of this other potential persona. If it exists, he hides it incredibly well and knew to hide it as soon as he got on the internet. Maybe he truly is as uninteresting in sex as he claims. Impressive, I guess.
But honestly, as much as I've searched, I haven't seen any sign of this other potential persona. If it exists, he hides it incredibly well and knew to hide it as soon as he got on the internet. Maybe he truly is as uninteresting in sex as he claims. Impressive, I guess.
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He hasn't given up. He literally never started adulting. He's a perpetual teenager and sees no reason to change that.
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Do you think his existence in the Rat King sphere is coincidence? He's surrounded by people who posted nudes.
Gee, I wonder what that could imply.