CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace proclaims himself a rape victim

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StallChaser said:
And the strategy to block it out would be the same. Quick! Think about John Cena. Shit! DON'T THINK ABOUT JOHN CENA!!!
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He needs a Sailor Moon poster. Those are the only proven defense, experts have been recommending them for years.

In other news, my contacts in the gay agenda report that several major gay porn sites are having bandwith problems because weens are downloading terabytes upon terabytes of dicks for Jace's next stream.
 
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chimpchan said:
Jace is now a SJW, I didn't see that one coming.
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Private Stryker, the SJW. Having a real gun would probably oppress him. Doubting his credibility as a PSTD former marine would oppress him. Stating that there are Muslims against Muslim terrorist and that there are homosexuals that aren't evil would be oppressing to him.

24isthehighestnumber said:
His response to being flashed on Skype was goddamned priceless. Any time a mini freak out abruptly segues to generic royalty free music, my heart is won.
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His freak-outs and rage on the stream is what will be remembered. Seriously, that is freshest memory I have from watching his stream outside of him saying we should have homosexuals in FEMA camps.

TheUltimatePickle said:
I'm just gonna leave this here.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/22/john-cena-gay-wrestlers_n_4644660.html
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Considering that, what would Jace say about John Cena tolerating homosexuals? He'd probably think that Cena is either an imposter or Cena had "brainwashed" by an evil "Gay Islamic Illuminati" or something like that.
 
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How come in the other stream when some dude showed him his balls he barely reacted? He was just like lol dude what dude that's gross don't do that.

But in the next Fact Zone he literally cried rape.

Is it only rape if he sees the d?

So many questions.
 
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Goddammit Jace.
 
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cluelessly said:
How come in the other stream when some dude showed him his balls he barely reacted? He was just like lol dude what dude that's gross don't do that.

But in the next Fact Zone he literally cried rape.

Is it only rape if he sees the d?

So many questions.
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StallChaser mentioned earlier that he thought Jace might be seeing the dicks as the gay equivalent of the one song used by trolls. If so perhaps Jace has recently read some conspiracy nuts blog on 'homosexual brainwashing' and now thinks that pictures of mens phalluses are the gay equivalent of 'binaural beats'?

Either that or Jace is getting annoyed by seeing dick after dick and is thus starting to relate dicks=trolls.
 
cluelessly said:
How come in the other stream when some dude showed him his balls he barely reacted? He was just like lol dude what dude that's gross don't do that.

But in the next Fact Zone he literally cried rape.

Is it only rape if he sees the d?

So many questions.
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If it's the stream I'm thinking of, he was super-high that time. Maybe it's only rape if you're sober enough to remember it? You know, like at a frat party.
 
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The Knife said:
If it's the stream I'm thinking of, he was super-high that time. Maybe it's only rape if you're sober enough to remember it? You know, like at a frat party.
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It's only rape if the other person is ugly.

I remember reading about a girl that falsely accused a guy for rape after she made the moves on him and they ended up sleeping together. The reason she accused the guy was because her friends wouldn't stop making fun of her for sleeping with someone that wasn't considered "attractive."
 
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I just wish Jace hadn't learned to cut to music when he gets pissed. It makes the streams way better.
 
Jace looks like the kind of person who could be genuinely raped in prison
 
A-Stump said:
Jace looks like the kind of person who could be genuinely raped in prison
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Not with his ability to fashion a weapon out of anything. He would be able to improvise a weapon out of his bedsheets and keep any would be prison rapists away from his behind.
 
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100% tactical-gamer*sigh*

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself, Jace.
 
It's one thing to parrot half-ass conspiracy theories but Jace is getting into territory that will actually get people riled up. I feel like Jace is eventually going to get too much attention and then Rob will have to regulate again. Or worse. Imagine if Jace peaked like Chris did. Now imagine being Jace's brother. That shit would suck for Rob.

"So, BuzzFeed says your brother covered his genitals in mayo then proceeded to pray to a glazed ham with John Cena's photo taped to it in order to fight gay islamic urges..."

The last thing Rob hears from a co-worker before he cuts all ties with Jace.
 
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It could be that Jace was on his meds that one day. NOT FACT. UNCONFIRMED

Jace on Meds: Dude thats chill

Jace not on meds: I AM THE MARTINE I WILL BE THE DREAM I WILL KILL ALL ALA GAMERFOOD TROLLS AN-*heaves

FACT!
 
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How can someone "basically" be a rape victim?
 
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