Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,604
Russel is so disconnected from reality he thinks messaging random girls on FB is something that works for non-disable people, it doesn't matter if the girl knows of Russ' history or not, getting a "sorry if this is awkward we should go on a date" fb message from some random person is gonna get you blocked most of the time.
 
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He's edited the comments underneath his last post shaming that instagram model (for having the good sense and foresight to block the creepy bastard), removing the comment from Demi where she wished him good luck and poor Wussell thought that meant she was blocking him too...
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Oh and look, some pretty girl Russ was harassing, erm, I mean 'following' has announced her engagement in fb. In response she's received a lot of likes and messages congratulating the happy couple, but how did Russ react...
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And of course, no day would be complete without some casual racism...
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With regards Russell hiring the hot British girl to narrate his pamphlet, I know that will come as a disappointment to all of us who were hoping Russell would be narrating it himself...
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(Hi Russell!)
 
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I wish he actually had hired somebody to voice his non-existent book. I'd love to see what the inevitable lawsuit would entail.

There is only one thing Russ hires women for, in his mind. She would clearly have some duty to blow him.
 
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yarvi said:
Russel is so disconnected from reality he thinks messaging random girls on FB is something that works for non-disable people, it doesn't matter if the girl knows of Russ' history or not, getting a "sorry if this is awkward we should go on a date" fb message from some random person is gonna get you blocked most of the time.
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I mean, you have to keep in mind that this is the exceptional individual who also thought writing a song about Kylie Jenner in which he blatantly states that he's trying to use her to get music industry connections would end with him getting a date with her.

(Hi Russell! Have you paid Skordas yet?)
 
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Why do I get the feeling that when he says he hired a hot British woman to narrate, he means he sent messages to some chick begging her to do a disabled man a favor?

Also why a British woman? Not to mention that saying she's "British" gives is absolutely no idea what kind of accent she has. I'm going to assume he means English, since a British accent could mean Scottish, Welsh, English, etc. So he hired somebody to narrate a story told from a male perspective in the U.S.A. who is neither of those things?

Yo, Russ, if you wanted to be all "discrimation is terrible!" you could have at least chosen for your narrator to be somebody with a lisp or a stutter.
Hell, I would venmo him a dollar if he narrated it.
 
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nephthys said:
Why do I get the feeling that when he says he hired a hot British woman to narrate, he means he sent messages to some chick begging her to do a disabled man a favor?

Also why a British woman? Not to mention that saying she's "British" gives is absolutely no idea what kind of accent she has. I'm going to assume he means English, since a British accent could mean Scottish, Welsh, English, etc. So he hired somebody to narrate a story told from a male perspective in the U.S.A. who is neither of those things?

Yo, Russ, if you wanted to be all "discrimation is terrible!" you could have at least chosen for your narrator to be somebody with a lisp or a stutter.
Hell, I would venmo him a dollar if he narrated it.
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I would be willing to bet you one dollar on Venmo that this "hot British chick" is a random Fiverr user and the only reason he chose her was because she has a fuckable avatar.

EDIT: Maybe this one? https://www.fiverr.com/luluvibe/rec...e&funnel=94c18376-5809-47f4-883a-39fceaa5a250

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In B4 Russ sexually harasses her, she quits, and he starts sperging all over the internet that she just hates him for his disability.
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Did somebody say "new lolsuit"?
 
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