Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

5:54 Oh how times have changed.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

5:54 Oh how times have changed.

Not dead yet. Lies!!

 

[NobodyReally]

Hamberlynn thought KiwiFarms were calling her "Hamberlynn" because she eats hamburgers. The exact moment where she realizes we were calling her a pig is caught on video.
https://youtu.be/MpWdu2rQWH8?t=21m13s

 

[HickoryDickory]

And Rafe had to explain it and then Amber mentions cows. K.

 

[Xenomorph]

And Rafe had to explain it and then Amber mentions cows. K.

"I love cows, buy me one"
"I love hamburgers"

Do I even need to point out the joke?

 

[HickoryDickory]

"I love cows, buy me one"
"I love hamburgers"

Do I even need to point out the joke?

Nah. But I'm surprised she knows that hamburgers are made from cows.

 

[hey101]

serious question..

Is it me or is amberlynn losing a few IQ points? In comparison to her older blogs she doesn't seem like she can string together a decent sentence...

 

[666EVE666]

Hamberlynn thought KiwiFarms were calling her "Hamberlynn" because she eats hamburgers. The exact moment where she realizes we were calling her a pig is caught on video.
https://youtu.be/MpWdu2rQWH8?t=21m13s

She also seems to think KiwiFarms exists just to fat shame people (57:41) Jesus Amber, you spent all that time here and ONLY looked at your thread? You really are a narcissist

 

[ADHD]

She also seems to think KiwiFarms exists just to fat shame people (57:41) Jesus Amber, you spent all that time here and ONLY looked at your thread? You really are a narcissist

If she thinks KF only exists to fat shame people, she must never have heard of /v/fatpeoplehate.

 

[jurassic bark]

serious question..

Is it me or is amberlynn losing a few IQ points? In comparison to her older blogs she doesn't seem like she can string together a decent sentence...

I've wondered if sleep apnea isn't braining her damage. Low blood oxygen (hypoxia) can fuck you up, but she's also getting high on the reg, so who knows. Whatever the reason, it's crazy gratifying that she's too stupid even for the Thumb.

The exact moment where she realizes we were calling her a pig is caught on video.
https://youtu.be/MpWdu2rQWH8?t=21m13s

 

[Chickenpox]

I've wondered if sleep apnea isn't braining her damage. Low blood oxygen (hypoxia) can fuck you up, but she's also getting high on the reg, so who knows. Whatever the reason, it's crazy gratifying that she's too stupid even for the Thumb.



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She was always dumb.
I am sure she gets more and more dumb because she doesnt read, work or educate herself.

Her life is so boring she doesnt need to think at all.

 

[JayBlue]

The more I watch Becky and AL together the more I think that Becky will dump her soon. She makes little jabs and seems annoyed when AL. I wonder if Becky feels trapped and doesn't know how to get rid of AL.

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

If anyone here is crazy as me and still following her craptastic FanFic, a new chapter is up. Boy it's a doozy!

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

The more I watch Becky and AL together the more I think that Becky will dump her soon. She makes little jabs and seems annoyed when AL. I wonder if Becky feels trapped and doesn't know how to get rid of AL.

As much as I would enjoy Becky dumping Hamberlynn's gigantic ass, it will be an ugly mess for Becky because Hamber will probably go for the jugular. Not that she can't handle that, but Becky ignored all the red flags sent up by this cow-pig, so maybe she doesn't realize she's dealing with the worst kind of narcissist there is.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

She makes little jabs and seems annoyed when AL. I wonder if Becky feels trapped and doesn't know how to get rid of AL.

Like the start of the newest video Becky was reading some shit article & AL was udder-ly confused and says something along the lines of "whuuuuut are you even talking about?"
Becky responds with "Donald trump" and Hamber of course says "ohhhhhhhhhh.. that's so random" (because NOW she understands..) & the Thumb (clearly annoyed) replies with a super snarky
"No, do you not get it?? Oh my gawd Amberlynn"

 

[Bunny]

Like the start of the newest video Becky was reading some shit article & AL was udder-ly confused and says something along the lines of "whuuuuut are you even talking about?"
Becky responds with "Donald trump" and Hamber of course says "ohhhhhhhhhh.. that's so random" (because NOW she understands..) & the Thumb (clearly annoyed) replies with a super snarky
"No, do you not get it?? Oh my gawd Amberlynn"

bc if it's not about Amber then Amber doesn't care. She's self centered as fuck. I bet she isn't even aware of the hurricane damage or the shit going on with NK. Amber only cares about Amber. If it doesn't directly effect her, she doesn't gaf.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Agreed, this is so evident in the way she puckers her lips and makes faces while anyone else is talking. Like, it's ok to let someone else talk, you don't need to entertain your viewers with stupid poses anytime someone takes the spotlight from you, AL.

 

[a dinosaur]

bc if it's not about Amber then Amber doesn't care. She's self centered as fuck. I bet she isn't even aware of the hurricane damage or the shit going on with NK. AOnly cares about Amber. If it doesn't directly effect her, she doesn't gaf.

Amberlynn's hierarchy of needs. If anything falls outside of these subjects, she's not interested.

 

[Xenomorph]

Like the start of the newest video Becky was reading some shit article & AL was udder-ly confused and says something along the lines of "whuuuuut are you even talking about?"
Becky responds with "Donald trump" and Hamber of course says "ohhhhhhhhhh.. that's so random" (because NOW she understands..) & the Thumb (clearly annoyed) replies with a super snarky
"No, do you not get it?? Oh my gawd Amberlynn"

See, only a matter of time before the mask slips off. Remember when she toned that "like wuuut, gooorl"and "ya know" shit when she first met Becky? Now look, right back to her regularly scheduled annoying, ignorant self.

 

[Nightlife Monster Truck]

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AJFJRNJXKAMDNDB DEPENDS ON WHAT?!?!?!

That's it, I'm done with her Ask page. The laziness and lack of any sort of complete answers has given me an autism-induced hemorrhoid and I'm in actual fear for my life right now.

I just literally laughed out loud at this.

Can I please use Autism-Induced Hemorrhoid as my username? I don't really like the one I chose.