Lovequest Relationship is now "It's complicated" - But Jessica's status says single

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Oh noooooo...... I never could have possibly guessed that these two happy lovebirds would suffer such a tragic fate, who could have possibly seen it coming. /sneed
 
not sure if anyone's said it already, but statuses have changed!

Jessica's status has changed to 'it's complicated'

Chris posted a link to a lazycast podcast, claiming he's cut ties with them. Jessica replied thanking him. I'm new to the site and also a moron, so i can't upload screenshots, but it's there to see now.

Chris also deleted a lot of his post made about the situation from earlier.

like i said, if anyone's said this already then feel free to call me stupid and late
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There's also this weird feeder fetish shit going on in the background. She's favorited fat fetish pages on facebook, got Chris donating to a fat fetish artist's patreon, and is encouraging him with his soy sauce and prune diet.
 
So let me get this straight. She breaks up with him because of his obsession with Doopie, then he unsubscribes from listening to a podcast he likes that has Doopie just to please Jessica, who is a jealous sociopath who will never allow Chris to enjoy anything with a woman so she can be the only female thing on his mind? He sure knows how to pick them.
 
Sonicsis said:
So it was because of Doopie
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I still don't understand why Jessica gave a shit. She knows Doopie wants nothing to do with Chris at all and made that explicitly clear, even if Chris made a weird advance again like before she knows for a fact nothing would come of it. That's what ultimately leads me to believe Jessica is still a troll to some extent just trying to win over Chris by domination of his pea brain.
 
dacwcman69 said:
I still don't understand why Jessica gave a shit. She knows Doopie wants nothing to do with Chris at all and made that explicitly clear, even if Chris made a weird advance again like before she knows for a fact nothing would come of it. That's what ultimately leads me to believe Jessica is still a troll to some extent just trying to win over Chris by domination of his pea brain.
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Have you ever been around a jealous person before? You can breathe the same air as someone of the opposite/same sex and they'll lose it.
 
dacwcman69 said:
I still don't understand why Jessica gave a shit. She knows Doopie wants nothing to do with Chris at all and made that explicitly clear, even if Chris made a weird advance again like before she knows for a fact nothing would come of it. That's what ultimately leads me to believe Jessica is still a troll to some extent just trying to win over Chris by domination of his pea brain.
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That girl is not sane, I've been placing my bets since day 1
 
zap2theextreme said:
There's also this weird feeder fetish shit going on in the background. She's favorited fat fetish pages on facebook, got Chris donating to a fat fetish artist's patreon, and is encouraging him with his soy sauce and prune diet.
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I honestly want to see if she'll try to get Chris to stick that fetish in his latest comic issue.
 
Is this the first time in his adult life where his tearful performances actually produced a favorable outcome for Chris? Between this, and reinforcing Chris's belief that he is a lesbian pony soul, Li'l Miss Jesseh is doing more foundational damage to Chris than trolls ever could.

It is funny to see her swat Chris with the proverbial newspaper, though.
 
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repentance said:
People in contact with Chris have no obligation to do things for our entertainment. They interact with him for their own reasons and it's pretty exceptional to demand that their interactions should be "funny".
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Everything thus far has been for the entertainment of someone. Why else would she publicly chastise Chris when she can text him or use private messages? Why would she put up with some much publicity over their relationship when it is supposed to be all private? What explains all the blatherskite and tommyrot? J.Q. does not appear to have real friends or family on the facebook account. The only people who may be impressed are autists who pay too much attention to CWC, the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu.

The only remote possibility is that J.Q. is trying to teach Chris to look for qt women around him instead of the internet, though that lesson is not all that great when Chris met her through the internet and they fell in love.
 
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idosometimes said:
Everything thus far has been for the entertainment of someone. Why else would she publicly chastise Chris when she can text him or use private messages? Why would she put up with some much publicity over their relationship when it is supposed to be all private? What explains all the blatherskite and tommyrot?
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She's an attention whore.
 
dacwcman69 said:
I still don't understand why Jessica gave a shit. She knows Doopie wants nothing to do with Chris at all and made that explicitly clear, even if Chris made a weird advance again like before she knows for a fact nothing would come of it. That's what ultimately leads me to believe Jessica is still a troll to some extent just trying to win over Chris by domination of his pea brain.
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Aside from the above, I mean... if you were going to fuck Chris would you not immediately lose your shit if he started coveting other women?
 
Trying to understand the posters here is like trying to understand Chris, 50% of the people here have no better understanding of society than Chris, just a beaten understanding that they shouldn't express it.
 
Now that I have a taste of Chris Chan's salty tears, i really to wash it down with the "Chris cries about his dead lumberjack" audio. Now is the best time to release it, amirite?
 
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