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DiabeticSP said:
I can believe that because a lot of little kids play football in the younger grades. It's a bit less popular now bc muh concussions but it's not a weird claim for him to make. Now, I strongly doubt he played past grade school, but I'm sure he had a year or two as a linesman.

His lack of football understanding seems to suggest that he never took it seriously, though.
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The way he put it in those old vlaugs, he claimed he played football with his friends until his back injury prevented him from doing so, which was 2007/2008? Unless Phil was in some intramural flag football league at his work, He's talking out of his ass. He's just wants his viewer base to think he was some tough guy whose days of playing street football were cut tragically short by a back injury. He's been so vague when describing his time playing the game that it sounds more like a game of gay grab ass at the park than actual football.

Another indicator of his bullshit is his Madden playthrough. He didn't know the first names of some of the most iconic players in the league while playing that game, which any schmuck who knew a little bit about game could tell you.

Just fucking look at the guy too. Even if you're playing flag football, you are constantly running to either catch the ball or defend the pass. Even back before Phil really started putting on the weight, the only thing he would run out to catch was a bite to eat.

TLDR: Phil doesn't and has never played football. Tubby wouldn't know the difference between a quarterback and a cornerback.
 
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El Porko Fako said:
i also know hee

The way he put it in those old vlaugs, he claimed he played football with his friends until his back injury prevented him from doing so, which was 2007/2008? Unless Phil was in some intramural flag football league at his work, He's talking out of his ass. He's just wants his viewer base to think he was some tough guy whose days of playing street football were cut tragically short by a back injury. He's been so vague when describing his time playing the game that it sounds more like a game of gay grab ass at the park than actual football.

Another indicator of his bullshit is his Madden playthrough. He didn't know the first names of some of the most iconic players in the league while playing that game, which any schmuck who knew a little bit about game could tell you.

Just fucking look at the guy too. Even if you're playing flag football, you are constantly running to either catch the ball or defend the pass. Even back before Phil really started putting on the weight, the only thing he would run out to catch was a bite to eat.

TLDR: Phil doesn't and has never played football. Tubby wouldn't know the difference between a quarterback and a cornerback.
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It's all about that quarter-pound and corner slice for him.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
He claimed once in a vlog that he used to play football before he had his back injury. Who knows if this is true at all of course.
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"LISTEN GUYS! OKAY? I WAS THE NEXT TOM BRADY DOODS! NO 1 US RANKED QUARTERBACK IN MY HIGHSCHOOL! THEN MUH BACK INJURY AND THAT WAS IT! KAHMON! *snort* "

I can see it
 
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>Phil "The Goutmaster" Burnell
>doing any physical activities, ever

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Not a lot of people around for Phil's MvC stream today. Checked in 2 or 3 times and he was always under 500 viewers. Venomous Fatman taking dives for Phil was awful, but he did play randoms online and still didn't attract 500 extra people he did last week. Noticed he was promoting making a new playlist for MvC on Youtube because he would be less salty from now on, which seems counter productive. He has to know any extra attention was because he was losing his shit way more then usual, and he decides to capitalize on that by promising it won't happen any more. It is like he thinks he still has pride left when in reality he has been a monkey dancing to the Organ Grinder arguably his whole "career."
 
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JamFlowMan said:
https://www.patreon.com/darksydephil
Phil's Patreon jumped to $1,103 thanks to ONE person. That is over $200 for a pledge that gets you nothing over $50. Last I saw was something like $870. What is there to say...
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We all know Phil's always gonna come out on top through luck, but every month it feels like I vastly underestimate just HOW lucky he really is.

It's not even like he's charismatic enough to get money from people when he doesn't deserve it, his fans just hate having money.
 
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FedoraManManMan said:
"LISTEN GUYS! OKAY? I WAS THE NEXT TOM BRADY DOODS! NO 1 US RANKED QUARTERBACK IN MY HIGHSCHOOL! THEN MUH BACK INJURY AND THAT WAS IT! KAHMON! *snort* "

I can see it
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You got it wrong. He was playing football in high school,Tom Brady came out onto the field and personally shook his hand. He said he wanted to shake the hand of the next NFL legend.

Then he got in the car accident. Tom Brady stopped talking to QuarterSydePhil that day because he wasn't worth anything anymore.

"What an asshole dood!" *controller slam*
 
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JamFlowMan said:
https://www.patreon.com/darksydephil
Phil's Patreon jumped to $1,103 thanks to ONE person. That is over $200 for a pledge that gets you nothing over $50. Last I saw was something like $870. What is there to say...
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Someone really has a hardon for phil to buy a dollar store costume for halloween and is too stupid to realize Phil himself knows its in his own best interest to do the goal. It would have been delicious to see Phil caught in the dilemma of being obligated to play a shitty generic COD stream on halloween but thanks to this moron we won't get to see this.
 
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SoapQueen1 said:
$1281.67 on Patreon this month then.
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https://twitter.com/PhilTweetsStuff/status/912908770803666944
That would put Phil well over the goal though. Phil says they are super close but he needs more pledges. Maybe you need to check your numbers again unless...no, no, Phil wouldn't lie to get even more money, would he? It is by far his most profitable donation month so he would have no reason to be dishonest, unless he is just a bottomless pit of greed that people try to satisfy by throwing their money away but it will never be enough.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
https://twitter.com/PhilTweetsStuff/status/912908770803666944
That would put Phil well over the goal though. Phil says they are super close but he needs more pledges. Maybe you need to check your numbers again unless...no, no, Phil wouldn't lie to get even more money, would he? It is by far his most profitable donation month so he would have no reason to be dishonest, unless he is just a bottomless pit of greed that people try to satisfy by throwing their money away but it will never be enough.
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  1. He started the month with $900.67 at 12:00 AM Patreon's time on September 1st which is when they start charging cards.
  2. He lost $111.84 during the next 24 hours which were very likely declined pledges but could have also been successfully charged pledges who decided not to pledge from then on
  3. He gained $386.48 from 12:00 AM on September 1st to 11:15 PM on September 26th (It's possible $74.58 of that was people fixing their declined cards so they could be charged before the last attempt Patreon makes on the 5th of the month. $311.90 of that happened after 12:00 AM on September 6th which means they were new or increased pledges and he will not get the money until October 5th.)
This means he will get at least $1212.57 shown as a total. Because he has pay up front enabled new and increased pledges are charged immediately and then he gets the money on the 5th of the next month. There are only 3 ways he will not meet the goal:
  1. Declined cards that are not fixed by the end of the day on October 5th make up over $87.57
  2. People who did not increase their pledges this month and simply left them alone decrease them by a combined amount of $87.50
  3. People who increased their pledges this month decrease them by a combined amount of $87.50 PLUS whatever they increased them by.*
  4. The first three combined make up over $87.50
Interesting note: Since he only has two people who are pledging over $50 that means the $250 was one of them. (I said this but do any of us really doubt who increased their pledge by $230? Ehehehe how you say ehhhh...)

* So if someone was pledged for $5 already from months previously and left it recurring, then increased it to $10, then dropped it to $5 again before the end of the day September 30th DSP still gets $15 October 5th. if someone was pledged for $5 already from months previously and left it recurring, then increased it to $10, then dropped it to $0 before the end of the day September 30th DSP only gets $10 October 5th.

Autistm. All of the fucking autism that was ever made.
 
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