Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

[pickleniggo]

I was looking up info today on autistic people who are obsessed with their initials, and instead, I found this article:

http://m.voices.yahoo.com/taming-autism ... 52008.html

I forgot all about yahoo voices and the poorly written articles that came from that site. No proof reading, no editors. Place is probably a gold mine for lolcow material.

"I'm not diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome (AS), but I'm like ten feet close to it."
What.

 

[MysticMisty]

Oh my god I encountered that person before. I used to hang around RetroJunk years ago because sometimes somebody would write about something rather obscure. If well written (and properly researched) you have an interesting and possibly informative article. But most of the time people just write shit. Her "No More Tropicana Lounge" article was an especially bad piece of shit, and everyone let her know it. Basically it went along the lines of "As a kid I went on a cruise and loved the Tropicana Lounge, but every time I wanted to tell people about it back home they bitched at me about it. So I had to learn how to try and not talk about certain things so much." Yeah nobody wants to read a bitchfest about how you had to learn a lesson when you were a kid when we're interested in the things we loved and hated in our youths.

 

[Shadow Fox]

God, that Sharz babyfur guy. I'm pretty sure I hate him. And that's not a term I throw around lightly.

The realm of online journal RP is full of fuckwits and lolcows, but one of my favorites is Renne. Renne is a blind blue horse-monkey-gecko thing that speaks in horribly butchered phonetic English. His player, R, is batshit insane, possibly a soulbonder, and hates romantic or sexual RP of any kind. Her shenanigans are many, but perhaps the most infamous occurred when Billy, Renne's best friend, started dating a girl.

Renne, the character, was furious and butthurt, as was Renne's player, because this meant that Billy would no longer be able to devote every ounce of his attention to Renne. R tried everything in her power to make Billy's player give up on the relationship between Billy and his girlfriend, and when these attempts failed, R and some other player hatched this complex and underhanded plot to forcibly break up the couple. Billy's player was not pleased to learn about this, told R that this was not cool, and cut off all ties. R flipped her shit and wrote a bunch of stuff in her journal profile about how horrible it was for people to play out their characters in romantic relationships. At some point she called these people whoremongers, with no apparent irony.

She's notorious for her flowery, purple-prose writing style, for having played Renne in various venues for over ten years (starting in AIM RPs in the late '90s), and for her refusal to retcon any of the things that have happened to Renne in that time, resulting in a lengthy and often incomprehensible character history. She's also widely disliked for her hostile and confrontational nature regarding her character and her Chris-like unwillingness to either compromise or accept responsibility for her actions.

Here's a writeup of some wank she caused at a game: http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1267578.html
Her character's journal is here (http://bluesteelranger.dreamwidth.org/profile), and her player journal is here (http://thricedisplaced.dreamwidth.org/profile). They're both full of crazy.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Her "No More Tropicana Lounge" article was an especially bad piece of shit, and everyone let her know it.

I've only started a google search on "no tropicana lounge!" and I think she's "published" this article on a bazillion sites.

Here is her retrojunk c&p:

http://www.retrojunk.com/article/show/1 ... ana-lounge

 

[MysticMisty]

I have to say that she has not learned one damn thing about staying on topic and not boring people to death with shit no one cares about. Only now it's about how she was bitched at for not being allowed to talk about her favorite subjects.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I have to say that she has not learned one damn thing about staying on topic and not boring people to death with shit no one cares about. Only now it's about how she was bitched at for not being allowed to talk about her favorite subjects.

I HATE how she thinks she's writing advice articles about autism. Lady, you have no business doing that.

Here she is being racist against Philipinos and Brazilians infiltrating her Precious Disney World:

http://whizkidforte.multiply.com/journa ... sney-World

 

[MysticMisty]

I don't even get why she wrote that giant article (that color scheme is horrific by the way) considering that she didn't even have a bad experience herself.

Is she actually writing autism self-help articles? That is seriously pretentious, especially since she doesn't even have autism or ever aspergers, just a few random traits that aren't enough for a specified disorder, but enough to be notable. Unless she got diagnosed by a crap doctor.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I don't even get why she wrote that giant article (that color scheme is horrific by the way) considering that she didn't even have a bad experience herself.

Is she actually writing autism self-help articles? That is seriously pretentious, especially since she doesn't even have autism or ever aspergers, just a few random traits that aren't enough for a specified disorder, but enough to be notable. Unless she got diagnosed by a crap doctor.

From the tone of her articles, I thought she has autism. Whatever the case, she is clearly not helping anybody with autism with her "NO MORE TROPICANA!!" story that she can't seem to get over.

 

[MysticMisty]

She said she was diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder. Basically that means you have a few autistic traits, but not enough to be diagnosed with aspergers syndrome.

It's funny because the point of that awful article is that she learned not keep going on and on about one subject and bore people to death, especially when they don't give a shit about said subject. The fact that she wrote it, and has apparently submitted it everywhere she can get away with, shows not only did she not learn that, she can't get over getting bitched at a couple times for it. And expects the internet to care.

 

[pickleniggo]

She said she was diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder. Basically that means you have a few autistic traits, but not enough to be diagnosed with aspergers syndrome.

It's funny because the point of that awful article is that she learned not keep going on and on about one subject and bore people to death, especially when they don't give a shit about said subject. The fact that she wrote it, and has apparently submitted it everywhere she can get away with, shows not only did she not learn that, she can't get over getting bitched at a couple times for it. And expects the internet to care.

She may be "ten feet away from Aspergers", but she's standing right on top of "basic bitch".

 

[cypocryphy]

I have to say that she has not learned one damn thing about staying on topic and not boring people to death with shit no one cares about. Only now it's about how she was bitched at for not being allowed to talk about her favorite subjects.

I HATE how she thinks she's writing advice articles about autism. Lady, you have no business doing that.

Here she is being racist against Philipinos and Brazilians infiltrating her Precious Disney World:

http://whizkidforte.multiply.com/journa ... sney-World

Most Brazilians are white anyway.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Does anybody here have blogs they "hate read"? As in you hate the blog because its so awful, but you can't turn away from rolling your eyes at it every time you read it?

There's this beauty blog that reviews drugstore beauty products. I dislike her because she never really dislikes things. She will never say "this product is awful" instead, she says thinks like "you have to work with the product some", or something to that effect. Also, the only eyeshadows she'll ever swatch/try on are boring taupe shades.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I found this on the white whine tumblr today:

https://www.facebook.com/Starbucks/post ... 8028933057

seriously, what the hell is your problem. You don't coach the baristas.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

A coffee snob, I'm sure. Sheesh, and I thought wine snobs were annoying.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

guy mugs woman while wearing his frat sweatshirt, entire internet finds him:

http://gawker.com/5993500/internet-catc ... pular=true

///edit///

in the old board, I brought up the teacher crush community on tumblr. I would say a good chunk of the blogs are made up stories about these girls having affairs with their teachers (a couple of blog writers have been caught in the act of lying recently). There's one that has given me the side eye for a long time, and turns out how convenient, her teacher has died?

http://my-teacher-addiction.tumblr.com/

http://my-teacher-addiction.tumblr.com/day/2013/04/04/

I find it really hard to believe. I admit, I even did some nosing around on google news, to see if there was any stories about a teacher that died in a wreck on april 2nd. I didn't find jack.

 

[pickleniggo]

in the old board, I brought up the teacher crush community on tumblr. I would say a good chunk of the blogs are made up stories about these girls having affairs with their teachers (a couple of blog writers have been caught in the act of lying recently).
http://my-teacher-addiction.tumblr.com/

Okay that's fucking creepy.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I will say, back when I had a crush on my teacher, I'm happy the internet wasn't as widely used. I would've pasted my thoughts about him all over the place because I was 12, and that's what 12 year olds do.

What is wrong with this one girl, why did she wreck her dollies?

http://moonwithinyourheart.tumblr.com/p ... -some-doll

I mean, yeah my knockoff blythes aren't going to win any awards, but HOLY SHIT THAT PAINT JOB.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

teacher girl now claims that he gave her an engagement ring shortly before he died:

http://my-teacher-addiction.tumblr.com/ ... this-is-my

 

[shutupman]

I have to say that she has not learned one damn thing about staying on topic and not boring people to death with shit no one cares about. Only now it's about how she was bitched at for not being allowed to talk about her favorite subjects.

I HATE how she thinks she's writing advice articles about autism. Lady, you have no business doing that.

Here she is being racist against Philipinos and Brazilians infiltrating her Precious Disney World:

http://whizkidforte.multiply.com/journa ... sney-World

Most Brazilians are white anyway.

Now, now. Eugenics says NO! This is totally off topic, and I'm not even sorry ;D

 

[RV 229]

Amanda2324 on Deviantart.

I found her by chance when she tried striking up a debate with me. Girl's as dumb as a sack of bricks. She pretty much encourages discrimination against homosexuals and then whines in her journal about how nobody who disagrees with her does it kindly and how mean gay people and their allies are.