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[Saney]

Amanda2324 on Deviantart.

I found her by chance when she tried striking up a debate with me. Girl's as dumb as a sack of bricks. She pretty much encourages discrimination against homosexuals and then whines in her journal about how nobody who disagrees with her does it kindly and how mean gay people and their allies are.

Homosexual individuals, on the other hand, I support equality for them. A gay man should be allowed to marry any woman of his so choosing, so long as she is an unrelated consenting adult. Similarly, a lesbian woman should be allowed to marry any unrelated consenting adult male of her choice.

What an absolute dumbass.

 

[RV 229]

Amanda2324 on Deviantart.

I found her by chance when she tried striking up a debate with me. Girl's as dumb as a sack of bricks. She pretty much encourages discrimination against homosexuals and then whines in her journal about how nobody who disagrees with her does it kindly and how mean gay people and their allies are.

Homosexual individuals, on the other hand, I support equality for them. A gay man should be allowed to marry any woman of his so choosing, so long as she is an unrelated consenting adult. Similarly, a lesbian woman should be allowed to marry any unrelated consenting adult male of her choice.

What an absolute dumbass.

It's funny, because she'll pretend to be the world's greatest genius and claims that she loves logical thinking and all who disagree with her are emotional thinkers. She uses the fact that she got an "A" in her critical thinking class to back it up, too.

 

[Saney]

It's funny, because she'll pretend to be the world's greatest genius and claims that she loves logical thinking and all who disagree with her are emotional thinkers. She uses the fact that she got an "A" in her critical thinking class to back it up, too.

You seemed to be confused as to what rights are.

"A right is something that is independent of itself. You are living, and therefore, you have the right to continue living until natural death, or until you lose that right for committing an extreme crime."

This is called a natural right. There are more types of rights than this, but I'll get to that later. Natural rights are the shakiest and most debatable when it comes to human rights, because they are based on morality. Morality is always being debated, and has no definite authority figure or set guideline. (Well, there's arguably God, but there is no proof of the existence of any deity, and assuming you live in the United States, neither of us live in a Theocracy.)

It is also arguable whether all humans even have the right to live. You state that humans lose that right when they commit extreme crimes. (You aren't specific here, so I'm going to assume that it only means murder, unless you specify otherwise.) There are also those who say that natural rights are inalienable rights, which means they cannot, under any circumstances, be taken away.Some are against capital punishment, as it is believed to be an infringement upon these very natural rights.

Then there are Legal rights. [link] Legal rights are the rights given to you by your legal system. They are indeed, rights. Examples of this would be the Miranda Rights, which must be read to you when you are arrested, as you also have a right to KNOW your Miranda rights.

Finally, there are civil rights. The people's rights to not be oppressed by their government or private organizations. (Examples of private organizations would be any church.) Examples of these would be the right to self-defense, the right to vote, and the rights to equal opportunity for everyone no matter their race, gender, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, color, ethnicity, religion, or disability.

One of your flaws in this topic is that you claim that all rights are "independent of themselves" or in other-words, they cannot be rights if they require somebody else to do any sort of action in your favor. This is not in any legal definition of "Rights", nor is it in your Constitution, which is what all of your legal rights are based on. It's not in the dictionary, either. It does not include legal or civil rights. You have a right to an attorney should you ever be tried. This requires an attorney to defend your case, even if (s)he believes you did wrong and personally doesn't want to defend you. You also have a right to a trial by jury, which requires a number of randomly-selected citizens from your county to stop their lives and pay attention to your trial. These are all legal rights, and they go against your definition of "rights independent of themselves."

And lastly, why you are not correct about abortion being a right. Abortion is a legal and civil right in your country, and is therefore... a right.
It is a legal right because it has been ruled by the Supreme Court that a woman making her own choices about her reproductive system is covered by the 14th Amendment of the American constitution. The Supreme Court and the Constitution are what dictates the legal rights in our country, and while their rulings may change, what is documented as a legal right is considered to be a right while their act is in effect. So right now, abortions are a legal right, and while it is possible, it is not likely to change anytime soon.
Abortions are a civil right because all persons have a civil right to bodily autonomy. Fetuses before the 22nd week are not legally persons, while the woman carrying them is. (Just a note, in government, person=/=human life. There is a push to grand dolphins legal personhood.) It should also be noted that no person has the right to use another person's body against their will. This is why rape, organ theft, and grave robbery are illegal. Intent behind such actions are irreverent, and it makes no difference whether the one doing these things needed to do so to survive. Fetuses before the 22nd week aren't even legally persons, so they have no rights other than natural rights, which are debatable and not enforced.

Just an example of what would happen if the Supreme Court ruled that a person COULD use anothers' body to live, with or without their consent: A dying patient could have you forced to donate a kidney or bone marrow so that (s)he may live.

Anyways, I'm done with the subject matter, I'd also like to critique your essay as a written work. It is unclear if you intended for this to be an informative or an opinion piece. If it's meant to be informative, then I suggest that you do more research before writing your essay, as your understanding of rights (whether natural, legal, or civil) is very shaky. You made the mistake of assuming that rights are a simple, black and white subject, and wrote very little about it except for a vague definition. I even googled your phrase of "Rights being independent of themselves" and there are no sources to back that statement up. It is also good to use sources to back up your claims. (You could put them in a bibliography.) If this is meant to be an opinion piece, then I suggest you write about why you think abortions are immoral rather than what you think rights are, as the definition of rights are based in fact and not opinion. Instead, you should use facts to back up your opinion, rather than trying to rewrite fact as an opinion. Morality, on the other hand, is not so easily defined, so you'd probably have a much easier time getting your point across with an essay like that.

Too long, didn't read, thanks for playing.

Oh yeah, she's clearly just so smart and mature, I mean, look at that stunning response.

 

[murdoc]

conspiracy theorist quotes
i like the ones on outer space and aliens the best

I thought of this idea because i believe that our solar system is being pulled by the sun's gravity so every day, we are getting closer to the sun. That's why right now, we have this greenhouse effect (just like Venus). And isn't it a coincidence that the GOVERNMENT is looking into Mars? ... Coz that's the only place habitable in our solar system.

According to some sources on the internet there is inteligent life on both Saturn and Jupiter. The Galactic Council sits in the saturn belt.

Supposedlly our ancestors killed off all of the Neanderthals, but what if they survived. If several managed to hide underground, they would have evolved to look somewhat like aliens. This would explain them being 7ft tall.

 

[Saney]

conspiracy theorist quotes
i like the ones on outer space and aliens the best

I thought of this idea because i believe that our solar system is being pulled by the sun's gravity so every day, we are getting closer to the sun. That's why right now, we have this greenhouse effect (just like Venus). And isn't it a coincidence that the GOVERNMENT is looking into Mars? ... Coz that's the only place habitable in our solar system.

According to some sources on the internet there is inteligent life on both Saturn and Jupiter. The Galactic Council sits in the saturn belt.

Supposedlly our ancestors killed off all of the Neanderthals, but what if they survived. If several managed to hide underground, they would have evolved to look somewhat like aliens. This would explain them being 7ft tall.

And then there's the racist quotes...

Just wondering if anyone else does it? I do it in passing, such as at the minimum trying to shoot a nasty look to the white person involved. I've come to notice lately, though, that especially with white male/3rd world female couples I can actually get out an insult right into the white man's face as I pass by. I've just gotten so sick of seeing this behavior that I've taken to doing something about it, it feels refreshing and vindicating doing so.

With white females, its more difficult as they're usually with members of races that tend toward violence. With white men, however, I've successfully lobbed into a number of faces the insult, "Not man enough for a white woman?" Yesterday morning was the last time I did it, and I enjoyed thoroughly at how quickly the smile fell off that man's face. In his case, when I was already past him, I added a quite loud, "Must be a bitch being you."

Especially coming from a white woman like myself, I think it's a good way to send a message that they are engaging in unmanly, unbecoming, and frankly degenerate, behavior. Thus far I've not gotten a single response from any of the white men (except one that said, "Whhaaa-haaaat?"), they seem to be dumbstruck into dead silence. One Chicana holding a white guy's hand that I took aim at, though, blew her little barrio cork and howled something about "your ****" as I was walking away. I only halfway heard her. The guy was dead silent probably standing in a state of shock.

I started doing it out of disgust and being tired of being expected to keep my mouth shut and fearing retribution. To hell with that, if nothing else, I'm going to entertain myself at their expense. It really IS entertaining.

Thus far, most of my victims have been on the college campus I am attending. Lots of youthful ignoramouses there that need a talking to.

Oh goody, a faux-intellectual racist bint. Charming.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Just wondering if anyone else does it? I do it in passing, such as at the minimum trying to shoot a nasty look to the white person involved. I've come to notice lately, though, that especially with white male/3rd world female couples I can actually get out an insult right into the white man's face as I pass by. I've just gotten so sick of seeing this behavior that I've taken to doing something about it, it feels refreshing and vindicating doing so.

With white females, its more difficult as they're usually with members of races that tend toward violence. With white men, however, I've successfully lobbed into a number of faces the insult, "Not man enough for a white woman?" Yesterday morning was the last time I did it, and I enjoyed thoroughly at how quickly the smile fell off that man's face. In his case, when I was already past him, I added a quite loud, "Must be a bitch being you."

Especially coming from a white woman like myself, I think it's a good way to send a message that they are engaging in unmanly, unbecoming, and frankly degenerate, behavior. Thus far I've not gotten a single response from any of the white men (except one that said, "Whhaaa-haaaat?"), they seem to be dumbstruck into dead silence. One Chicana holding a white guy's hand that I took aim at, though, blew her little barrio cork and howled something about "your ****" as I was walking away. I only halfway heard her. The guy was dead silent probably standing in a state of shock.

I started doing it out of disgust and being tired of being expected to keep my mouth shut and fearing retribution. To hell with that, if nothing else, I'm going to entertain myself at their expense. It really IS entertaining.

Thus far, most of my victims have been on the college campus I am attending. Lots of youthful ignoramouses there that need a talking to.

Oh goody, a faux-intellectual racist bint. Charming.

Someone who thinks she's full of hot shit, who is actually a dumbass.

 

[MysticMisty]

I was on a city bus once when some young guy got on and started screaming this crazy conspiracy theory shit. Something about how the name of Washington DC, wording in the Constitution, and the bailing out of companies and businesses, but not individual people, is proof that the real leader of the US isn't President Obama, but the Super CEO of all major American corporations.

 

[murdoc]

A flag with a GOLD FRINGE, the gold stripe, around it signified Admiralty and Maritime law. A ship with a gold stripe around its flag was saying "we are operating under Admiralty and Maritime Law, no laws, but we come from this country."

The banks, every single bank on Earth, operates under Admiralty and Maritime Law. Every single bank in the world, go look, has that gold fringe around its flag. The very word bank, I mean where else do you hear the word bank? A river bank, right, the river bank guides the flow of the current...and therefore the banks control the flow of the currency, they even use the names to show you, the banks run under the Law of the Water, which means that they run under no law! They can do whatever they want, despite what the constitution or anything else says, simply because they have that gold fringe around the damn flag, which symbolizes the fact that they indeed run under the Law of the Water, therefore, cannot be touched by any Laws of any Land.

THATS WHY THE BANKS ARE DOING WHATEVER THE HELL THEY WANT! YOU WANT PROOF THERE YOU HAVE IT!

banks, banks...rivers have banks...rivers are host to aquatic organisms...one such organism is a crocodile? i've got it, robin! killer croc is behind the robberies

 

[José Mourinho]

Reposting these videos here.

[youtube]f63gJvFX-tA[/youtube]
[youtube]9wYWh5nmXug[/youtube]

 

[sparklemilhouse]

^i think I know guys on Flickr who act like that.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

There was this beautiful woman on My Strange Addiction the other night ... she is addicted to drinking pig blood (which she just picked up from the store, I thought she had a hookup from a butcher, heh). She also will drink blood out of other peoples cuts (from people she is close to).

 

[José Mourinho]

[youtube]TGPD3gEoTNM[/youtube]

I dare anyone to watch this video.

 

[spaps]

[youtube]TGPD3gEoTNM[/youtube]

I dare anyone to watch this video.

helo am spodermen

Also, I'm pretty sure that guy's a troll. Even Chris wouldn't want to do Cream the Rabbit.

 

[Superjad]

[youtube]TGPD3gEoTNM[/youtube]

I dare anyone to watch this video.

helo am spodermen

Also, I'm pretty sure that guy's a troll. Even Chris wouldn't want to do Cream the Rabbit.

Unfortunately, some people would, that's why things like Babysitting Cream exist.

 

[spaps]

[youtube]TGPD3gEoTNM[/youtube]

I dare anyone to watch this video.

helo am spodermen

Also, I'm pretty sure that guy's a troll. Even Chris wouldn't want to do Cream the Rabbit.

Unfortunately, some people would, that's why things like Babysitting Cream exist.

Don'twannaknowdon'twannaknowdon'twannaknowdon'twannaknow.

 

[Bugaboo]

Reposting these videos here.

[youtube]f63gJvFX-tA[/youtube]
[youtube]9wYWh5nmXug[/youtube]

What the flying fuck
Also how did his VCR do that to a movie? And why doesn't he get a new VHS. Or hell, get a DVD we're in 2013.
I don't give a fuck about your $5 VCR or your shitty movie that cost 4.99. Does that really warrant a video?

 

[Ivan Komarov]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs


This video is so autistic, I produced some DCBs and turned into a tomgirl.

 

[renomakicwc]

[youtube]TGPD3gEoTNM[/youtube]

I dare anyone to watch this video.

helo am spodermen

Also, I'm pretty sure that guy's a troll. Even Chris wouldn't want to do Cream the Rabbit.

Unfortunately, some people would, that's why things like Babysitting Cream exist.

Oh yeah, I played that.. I tried to be a good babysitter, but no matter how hard I tried. the game FORCES you to be a pedo..

One thing that came to mind during that game was "Damn, is Sonic OOC to the XTREME".

 

[Long Sun]

don`t know if it fit but someone is on their way

 

[sparklemilhouse]

All I want to know is how did he get hold of a prescription pad.

Oh, and NO TOUCHING.